Rap
Various Artists Lyrics

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
I initially planned to be gentle with you to avoid causing emotional harm

But I'm only going to get this one chance
However, this opportunity is the one and only chance I have

(Six minutes, six minutes)
(The upcoming performance will last for six minutes)

Something's wrong, I can feel it
I sense that something is amiss

(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
(The six-minute performance is starting, Slim Shady, it's your turn)

Just a feeling I've got
It's simply an intense feeling I have

Like something's about to happen
As if an event is about to take place

But I don't know what
However, I lack knowledge of what exactly will occur

If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
If my interpretation is correct, then we are in a problematic situation

Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
Serious trouble. And if he is as crazy as you claim

I'm not taking any chances
I will not take any risks

You were just what the doctor ordered
You were exactly what I needed

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
I am starting to feel like an incredibly skilled rapper, a Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Every person in the audience, from the front row to the back, is nodding their heads in agreement

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Who among you believes their arms are sufficiently long to engage in a fistfight?

They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
People claim that my rapping style resembles that of a robot, therefore refer to me as rap-bot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
For me to possess a rapping style resembling that of a computer, it must be an innate characteristic

I got a laptop in my back pocket
I carry a laptop computer in my rear pocket

My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
My creativity and lyrical prowess will be unleashed when I slightly prepare myself

Got a fat knot from that rap profit
I have earned a significant amount of money from my successful rap career

Made a living and a killing off it
I have both earned a livelihood and made a substantial fortune from rapping

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
From the time Bill Clinton was the president, and even until now

With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
Referring to the infamous scandal involving Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

I'm an MC still as honest
I'm still a rapper who prides himself on being true and genuine

But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Yet, I am also known for my brash and offensive behavior

Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
I possess an obsession with syllables and consider myself a skill addict, aiming to overpower others with my talent

This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
Referring to the complex and intricate nature of hip-hop music

You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
You genuinely do not desire to engage in a pointless argument

With this rappity-rap
With this style of fast-paced rapping

Packing a mack in the back of the Ac
Carrying a weapon in the rear of my Acura car

backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
Referring to a style of rap associated with backpackers, often criticized as trivial chatter

and at the exact same time
Simultaneously

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I strive to perform these intricate and acrobatic lyrical feats while simultaneously practicing my skills

I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Even with this level of complexity, I can still metaphorically break a table, demonstrating strength and power

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
I will forcefully slam a table over the backs of a few individuals, using derogatory language, in order to split it into two pieces

Only realized it was ironic
Only then did I comprehend the irony of the situation

I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
It was a surprise to me that I was signed to Aftermath Records at a later point

How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F" bombs
It is inevitable for me to achieve success, given that I continuously use explicit language in my lyrics

Feel my wrath of attack
Experience the forceful nature of my aggressive assault

Rappers are having a rough time period
Other rappers are currently struggling

Here's a Maxi-Pad
Here, have a Maxi-Pad, symbolizing a temporary solution to the problems faced by other rappers

It's actually disastrously bad
In reality, the situation is extremely unfortunate and negative

For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah
While I skillfully create this exceptional work of art, it serves as a stark contrast to the subpar work produced by other artists

Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
Because I am starting to believe that I am an invincible and supreme figure in the world of rap

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Every member of the audience, regardless of their position, is expressing agreement and approval

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Who among you believes they possess sufficient reach to engage in a physical confrontation?

Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Allow me to demonstrate that it is not overly challenging to sustain success in this field

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap
Everyone desires to possess the key and discover the secret to success in the rap industry

Immortality like I have got
Permanence and an enduring legacy, akin to what I have achieved

Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
To be honest, the foundation for success is

Simply rage and youthful exuberance
A combination of intense passion and youthful enthusiasm

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
People enjoy supporting a troublemaker or controversial figure

Hit the earth like an asteroid
I made an impact on the world like a massive asteroid hitting the earth

and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)
And since then, my sole focus has been aiming high and pursuing excellence

MC's get taken to school with this music
Other rappers are taught a lesson through the power and influence of my music

Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'
Since I employ music as a medium to deliver my cleverly crafted rhymes

Now I lead a new school full of students
I am now the leader of a new generation of aspiring rappers

Me? Me, I'm a product of Rakim
I, myself, am influenced and shaped by the legendary rapper Rakim

Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren
I am influenced by a range of influential artists such as Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A., Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, and MC Ren

Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
I express my gratitude to Yella, Eazy-E, and others who played a role in the success of the influential rap group, N.W.A. as they ultimately helped shape who I am today

Inspired enough to one day grow up
Inspired sufficiently to aspire to mature and develop as an artist

Blow up and being in a position
Achieve massive success and ultimately be in a position

To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them
To have the opportunity to meet the iconic rap group Run-D.M.C. and introduce them

Into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Allow them to be inducted into the prestigious Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church
Despite the fact that I might appear irreverent or unconventional in places like a church

And burst in a ball of flames
And cause a commotion or controversy, often metaphorically represented as a burst of flames

Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
The only type of recognition I'll achieve is in the realm of excessive drinking and the party culture

On the wall of shame
My accomplishments or lack thereof will be displayed on a wall associated with disgrace

You fags think it's all a game
Those individuals who berate or mock my achievements believe it's all just a game or a joke

'Til I walk a flock of flames
Until I defy expectations and accomplish extraordinary feats

Off a plank and
From a high platform and

Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Expressing disbelief and questioning the thoughts or actions of others

Little gay looking boy
Referring to someone who appears effeminate or homosexual

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
Such a gay individual that I can barely say the phrase without laughing

You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering
You are witnessing a significant event unfold, similar to observing a gathering at a church

And take place looking boy
And this event is occurring right before your eyes

Oy vey, that boy's gay
Oh my goodness, that boy is indeed homosexual

That's all they say looking boy
That is the only thing people seem to say about this individual

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
You receive approval and praise

And a "way to go" from your label every day looking boy
Along with regular encouragement and support from your record label

Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy?
Hey, individual who draws attention, what are your thoughts?

I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
Dr. Dre himself expressed his enthusiastic agreement

I'mma work for everything I have
I will work diligently and relentlessly to achieve all that I possess

Never asked nobody for shit
I have never relied on others for assistance or handouts

Git out my face looking boy
Get out of my way, individual who attracts attention

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
Fundamentally, it's highly unlikely that you will ever be competent

of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, cause
To maintain the same level of skill and intensity as me is beyond your capabilities, individual who draws attention, because

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
I am starting to believe that I possess god-like abilities in rap, a Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Every single person in the audience, from the front row to the back, is nodding their heads in agreement

The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
The speed at which I am performing is akin to a race car, referring to NASCAR

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Comparing myself to Dale Earnhardt, a renowned NASCAR driver, known as the White Trash God because of my origins in a trailer park

Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
I command you to kneel before the character General Zod, as this planet is comparable to Krypton, not Asgard, from the Marvel universe

So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You can embody the character Thor, while I take on the role of Odin, emphasizing our respective power and authority

You rodent, I'm omnipotent
You insignificant creature, I possess limitless power and influence

Let off then I'm reloading
Once I unleash it, I immediately prepare for the next round of attack

Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
Instantly following the release of these explosive lyrics I carry

And I should not be woken
And I am not to be disturbed or interrupted

I'm the walking dead
I exist as a lifeless entity, like a zombie

But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
Yet, I am simply a disembodied voice, metaphorically akin to a floating zombie

But I got your mom deep throating
But I have your mother engaging in an explicit sexual act

I'm out my Ramen Noodle
I am beyond the point of struggling financially, no longer constrained by my previous poverty

We have nothing in common, poodle
We share no similarities, addressing someone like a dog (poodle)

I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself
I am equivalent to a tough and fierce Doberman dog, urging the person to confirm the reality of the situation

In the arm and pay homage, pupil
Physically pinch yourself to show respect and admiration, my student

It's me
It is my presence, referring to oneself

My honesty's brutal
My truthfulness is harsh and unforgiving

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize
However, my honesty is worthless unless I employ it

What I do though for good
To utilize my skills and talents for positive purposes

At least once in a while so I wanna make sure
At least occasionally, so I want to ensure

Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Within this messy and rough draft, where I scribble and sketch carelessly

Enough rhymes to
Sufficient amount of lyrics

Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
Possibly assist individuals in overcoming difficult periods in their lives

But I gotta keep a few punchlines
However, I need to retain a handful of clever and striking lines

Just in case cause even you unsigned
As a precaution, because even as an unsigned artist

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
Up-and-coming rappers are eager for success, viewing me as their target or competition

I know there was a time where once I
I am aware that there was a period in the past when I was

Was king of the underground
Considered the dominant force in the underground rap scene

But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
However, I continue to rap with the same intensity and dedication as Pharoahe Monch, persisting in my hard work

So I crunch rhymes
Therefore, I provide clever and impactful lyrics

But sometimes when you combine
However, on occasions when you blend together

Appeal with the skin color of mine
Attractiveness with my particular racial background

You get too big and here they come trying to
You become too influential, and that's when individuals attempt to

Censor you like that one line I said
Censor or suppress your expression, referring to a specific line from my past

On "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP
Specifically from the song "I'm Back" which is on my album The Marshall Mathers LP

One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Referring to a controversial line where I mentioned the Columbine High School massacre

Put 'em all in a line
To line up the children in a row

Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
Include an AK-47 assault rifle, a revolver, and a 9mm handgun

See if I get away with it now
To determine if I would face consequences for such a statement now

That I ain't as big as I was, but I've
Considered that I may no longer have the same level of influence as I once had, but I

Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
Transforming into an immortal being as I enter into a different realm or dimension

You're stuck in a timewarp from two thousand four though
You remain trapped in a state of timelessness, specifically in the year 2004

And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
And I cannot comprehend the purpose behind your inadequate rapping

You're pointless as Rapunzel
You are as meaningless as the fictional character Rapunzel

With fucking cornrows
With braided hair known as cornrows

You write normal, fuck being normal
You write in a conventional manner, but I dismiss the idea of conforming to normalcy

And I just bought a new ray gun from the future
I recently acquired a futuristic ray gun

Just to come and shoot ya
Simply to come and harm or attack you

Like when Fabulous made Ray J mad
Similar to the incident where Fabolous angered Ray J

Cause Fab said he looked like a fag
Because Fabolous claimed that Ray J appeared homosexual

At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man
While Ray J was singing to another man at Floyd Mayweather's house

Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special
Oh my goodness, that incident received extensive media coverage, even featured in the 24/7 TV series

On the cable channel
Which aired on a cable television channel

So Ray J went straight to radio station the very next day
As a result, Ray J promptly went to a radio station the following day

"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Ray J directly stated to Fabolous, "Hey, I'm going to harm you"

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Lyrics being delivered to you with exceptional speed, referencing the group JJ Fad's song "Supersonic"

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
Uh, my rhymes are so fast and complex that you assume I am not human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
To make you understand that I possess superhuman abilities, what else must I do?

Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
I am inventive and flexible, causing any criticism or insults to have no lasting effect or impact

Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
Rebound back off me and stick to you in a way that is inescapable

And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
And I am more destructive than ever before, proving

How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
My ability to provide an audience with an incredible sensation, as if they are floating or experiencing euphoria

Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
Never losing my popularity, and I am aware that haters will always be eagerly anticipating my downfall

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
For the moment when they can triumphantly claim that I have declined, they will rejoice

Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
Because I am aware of the methods that can inspire them

I make elevating music
I create music that uplifts and inspires

You make elevator music
You create mundane and unremarkable music, similar to elevator background music

"Oh, he's too mainstream."
"Oh, he has become too popular and commercial."

Well, that's what they do
Well, that is a common response

When they get jealous, they confuse it
When they become envious, they misinterpret the situation

"It's not hip hop, it's pop."
"It is no longer authentic hip hop, it has become popular music."

Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
Because I discovered a remarkable method to blend and combine the two genres

With rock, shock rap with Doc
Mixing rap music with rock elements, delivering unexpected and startling lyrics, featuring Dr. Dre

Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
Play my song "Lose Yourself" and cause the listeners to become engrossed and lose self-control

I don't know how to make songs like that
I do not possess the knowledge or skills to create songs of that nature

I don't know what words to use
I lack the vocabulary or phrases to articulate my thoughts

Let me know when it occurs to you
Inform me when you come to comprehend or realize

While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
While I am forcefully delivering any of these verses that directly oppose or counter your skills

It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
It is the end for you, unintentionally causing you emotional pain

How many verses I gotta murder to
The number of verses I need to demolish in order to

Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins to
Demonstrate that if you possessed half the talent as me, your songs would be considered worthy of significant sacrifice or devotion

Unghh, school flunky, pill junky
Sounds of frustration, denoting an individual who failed academically and abuses pills

But look at the accolades these skills brung me
However, observe all the recognition and praise that my skills have brought me

Full of myself, but still hungry
Despite being confident and self-assured, I remain ambitious and driven

I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
I push and challenge myself to overcome any obstacles and accomplish whatever I set my mind to

When I'm a million leagues above you
When I am significantly superior to you in terms of skill and success

Ill when I speak in tongues
My rapping style is extraordinary or superb when I use clever or complex wordplay

But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fuck you
However, it is still intended as playful or humorous, expressing my disdain towards you

I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel
I am under the influence of alcohol, metaphorically allowing Satan to assume control

I'm asleep in the front seat
I am so intoxicated that I am practically unconscious while sitting in the front seat of a car

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys
Listening to music by Heavy D and his group, The Boyz

"Still chunky, but funky"
"I may still have some excess weight, but I possess rhythm and style"

But in my head there's something
However, in my mind there exists something

I can feel tugging and struggling
I experience a sensation of something pulling and battling within me

Angels fight with devils and
Angelic forces engage in combat with demonic entities and

Here's what they want from me
This is what they desire or demand of me

They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
They are urging me to reduce the animosity towards women in my lyrics

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
Yet, if you consider the intense animosity that I experienced

Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
You might display a small amount of patience and understanding towards the circumstances

And understand the discrimination
And grasp the prejudice or bias present

But fuck it
However, disregard it

Life's handing you lemons
When life presents you with challenges or difficulties

Make lemonade then
Transform those challenges into something positive or advantageous

But if I can't batter the women
But if I am unable to verbally attack or criticize women

How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
How can I be expected to fulfill their desires or needs?

Don't mistake him for Satan
Do not confuse me with Satan

It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
Considering me as someone who needs to be abroad is a grave error

And take a vacation to trip a broad
Moreover, traveling to engage in casual sexual encounters is unnecessary

And make her fall on her face and
Causing a woman to stumble and lose composure

Don't be a retard, be a king?
Do not act foolish or unintelligent, establish yourself as a respected and powerful figure

Think not
Do not entertain that thought

Why be a king when you can be a God?
Why settle for being a king when you have the potential to be a deity?