Merdocu
Vincent Malone Lyrics
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Merdocu, Merdocu,
C'est un caca très spécial,
M. E .R .D. O .C .U
C'est un copain peu banal!
Mer mer do do et cu cu
Merdo Merdocu
Merdocu pendant la classe respire la bouche ouverte
ces dents sont tellement pleines de crasse, qu'il avale des grosses mouches vertes!
On l'envoi jamais au tableau, il fait peur à la maitresse! (oulalala qu'il est laid!) quand il enleve sa cagoule on allume les feux de détresse!
Merdocu pendant la gym, personne veut s'mettre avec lui (non merci sans façons).
Comme il change jamais d'survet' il sent très fort le pipi! (pas très agréable)
Quand il fait le poirier droit, on voit le trou d'ses chaussettes ...
Et quand il monte à la corde a noeuds on voit le trou de son ... (oh! espèce de malpoli!)
Merdocu, Merdocu,
C'est un caca très spécial,
M. E .R .D. O .C .U
C'est un copain peu banal!
Mer mer do do et cu cu
Merdo Merdocu
Mon ami Merdocu!
Merdocu, à la récré, c'est la terreur des fillettes,
il sort des grosses crottes de nez et les collent sur leurs couettes (ah c'est malin!)
Merdocu à la cantine n'aime pas le miel d'abeilles
alors il se fait des tartines avec la cire de ses oreilles (miam miam miam)
Quand Merdocu est invité à un anniversaire
tout le monde croit que le gateau est fait en camembert
à cache cache il perd tout le temps, a cause de l'odeur
à la piscine il est si sale que l'eau change de couleur
(Merdocu c'est un dégueulasse!)
Merdocu, Merdocu,
C'est un caca très spécial,
M. E .R .D. O .C .U
C'est un copain peu banal!
Mer mer do do et cu cu
Merdo Merdocu
Mon ami Merdo...
Merdocu, Merdocu,
C'est un caca très spécial,
M. E .R .D. O .C .U
C'est un copain peu banal!
Mer mer do do et cu cu
Merdo Merdocu
Mon ami Merdocu!
The song "Merdocu" by Vincent Malone is about a boy named Merdocu who is quite unpleasant and dirty. The introductory lines of the song declare that Merdocu is a very special kind of poop and introduces the spelling of his name. The chorus sings of Merdocu as a unique and peculiar friend. The verses describe his unpleasant behavior in school and during gym class. He breathes with his mouth open and his teeth are so filthy that he eats big green flies. His appearance is so off-putting that his teacher and classmates are afraid of him. During gym class, his permanent sweatpants make him smell like urine. The song continues in the second verse to describe Merdocu's behavior during recess, where he scares girls by putting big boogers on their hair. During lunchtime, Merdocu refuses honey from bees and instead makes sandwiches with wax from his ears. Merdocu is so unpleasant that his classmates think the birthday cake is made of cheese when he is invited to a party. He is terrible at hide and seek because of his stench, and during swimming lessons, the water changes color because of his filth.
Line by Line Meaning
Merdocu, Merdocu,
Introducing the character of Merdocu
C'est un caca très spécial,
Merdocu is a very special (and peculiar) person
M. E .R .D. O .C .U
Spelling out the name of Merdocu
C'est un copain peu banal!
Despite his peculiarities, Merdocu is still someone's friend
Mer mer do do et cu cu
Silly sounds made to rhyme with Merdocu's name
Merdo Merdocu
A shortened version of Merdocu's name
Mon ami Merdocu!
Reiterating that Merdocu is someone's friend
Merdocu pendant la classe respire la bouche ouverte
Merdocu breathes with his mouth open during class
ces dents sont tellement pleines de crasse, qu'il avale des grosses mouches vertes!
His teeth are so dirty that he accidentally swallows flies
On l'envoi jamais au tableau, il fait peur à la maitresse! (oulalala qu'il est laid!) quand il enleve sa cagoule on allume les feux de détresse!
The teacher is scared of Merdocu and never calls him up to the board. He is also described as being ugly and when he takes off his hood, it is a cause for alarm.
Merdocu pendant la gym, personne veut s'mettre avec lui (non merci sans façons).
No one wants to partner with Merdocu in gym class
Comme il change jamais d'survet' il sent très fort le pipi! (pas très agréable)
Merdocu never changes his gym clothes, causing him to smell like urine
Quand il fait le poirier droit, on voit le trou d'ses chaussettes ...
When Merdocu does a handstand, you can see the holes in his socks
Et quand il monte à la corde a noeuds on voit le trou de son ... (oh! espèce de malpoli!)
When he climbs the knotted rope, you can see a hole in his pants, which is deemed inappropriate to talk about
Merdocu, à la récré, c'est la terreur des fillettes,
Merdocu scares the girls during recess
il sort des grosses crottes de nez et les collent sur leurs couettes (ah c'est malin!)
He picks his nose and sticks the boogers on the girls' hair
Merdocu à la cantine n'aime pas le miel d'abeilles
Merdocu doesn't like honey at the cafeteria
alors il se fait des tartines avec la cire de ses oreilles (miam miam miam)
Instead, he eats his earwax on toast, which is disgusting
Quand Merdocu est invité à un anniversaire
When Merdocu is invited to a birthday party
tout le monde croit que le gateau est fait en camembert
Everyone mistakes the cake for a wheel of camembert cheese
à cache cache il perd tout le temps, a cause de l'odeur
He cannot win hide-and-seek due to his smell
à la piscine il est si sale que l'eau change de couleur
At the swimming pool, his dirtiness turns the water a different color
Merdocu, Merdocu,
Another repetition of Merdocu's name
Merdo Merdocu
Repeating his name again
Mon ami Merdocu!
Stating once again that Merdocu is someone's friend
Merdocu, Merdocu,
Typing out the name in the next verse
C'est un caca très spécial,
Restating that Merdocu is a very peculiar individual
M. E .R .D. O .C .U
Spelling out the name for the second time
C'est un copain peu banal!
Reminding us that despite his oddities, Merdocu is still a friend to someone
Mer mer do do et cu cu
Repeating the silly rhyming sounds again
Merdo Merdocu
Once more, abbreviated version of Merdocu's name
Mon ami Merdocu!
Reiteration that Merdocu is someone's friend
Contributed by Charlie M. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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@ZoeThibursShinSoohyo, merci beaucoup pour ces paroles. Je pense juste que vers la fin, ce n'est pas "l'aïe est rouillé" mais "la dérouillée", sinon top pour le reste qui semble correspondre au poil :-)