The Blank Husband Epidemic
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My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
Who hated his job and hated his life
So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
Off of a bridge because he hated his car
And he hated his life

He couldn't silence the ever present thought
â??I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful manâ??
And his heart was blank
Don't we know what blank people are good for
What they are good for?

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
Who just couldn't escape or catch a break
So he wanted to ride his bike
Blindfolded into traffic
Cause he hated his bike and he hated his life
His heart was consumed with guilt
From the knowledge he had not
Become a successful man
He was an unsuccessful man
And his heart was blank
Don't we know what blank people are good for
What they are good for?

Till one day my Auntie introduced him
To her friend named Gwendoline
And she must have made a stunning first impression
Because he left my Auntie
And never came back again leaving with Gwendoline
But my Auntie didn't care
She knew she could find
Another blank husband anywhere
By God they're everywhere





My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband

Overall Meaning

who was consumed by a deep sense of unworthiness and despair. He felt trapped in a life he despised, suffocating under the weight of his failures and shortcomings. He couldn't find any joy or purpose in his job, his car, or his bike, and he could no longer bear the emptiness of his heart, which felt blank and useless to him. He saw himself as an unsuccessful man, unable to meet the expectations of society, his family, and himself. He was drowning in his own misery, and he saw death as the only escape from his pain.


The song captures the bleak and absurd nature of the human condition, where people can feel so isolated and hopeless that they contemplate drastic actions to end their suffering. The image of the blank husband epidemic implies that there are many men like him, suffering in silence, unable to express their feelings or find a way out of their predicament. The song also hints at the destructive power of relationships, where the lure of a new partner can seduce someone into abandoning their old life and responsibilities, even if they cause a lot of pain to the people they leave behind. Ultimately, the song suggests that blankness is a subjective and relative concept, shaped by societal norms and expectations, and that people are more than their successes or failures, their possessions or their past.


Line by Line Meaning

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
Eleanor's husband was severely dissatisfied with his life.


Who hated his job and hated his life So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy Off of a bridge because he hated his car And he hated his life
The man loathed his job, his car, and his entire existence so much that he considered suicide by driving off a bridge.


He couldn't silence the ever present thought 'I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful man' And his heart was blank Don't we know what blank people are good for What they are good for?
The man's internal dialogue constantly reminded him that, despite his efforts, he felt like a failure. His empty heart made him feel worthless and ineffective, as if he served no purpose in society.


My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband Who just couldn't escape or catch a break So he wanted to ride his bike Blindfolded into traffic Cause he hated his bike and he hated his life
The man felt trapped and as though he had no options or opportunities to improve his situation. He considered risking his life by riding his bike blindfolded in traffic out of desperation and hatred for his bike and life.


His heart was consumed with guilt From the knowledge he had not Become a successful man He was an unsuccessful man And his heart was blank Don't we know what blank people are good for What they are good for?
The man's feelings of inadequacy and self-blame for his lack of success affected him deeply. His heart felt empty and meaningless, and he believed that people like him served no purpose or value to society.


Till one day my Auntie introduced him To her friend named Gwendoline And she must have made a stunning first impression Because he left my Auntie And never came back again leaving with Gwendoline But my Auntie didn't care She knew she could find Another blank husband anywhere By God they're everywhere
The man's life changed when he met Gwendoline, and he left Eleanor to be with her. Eleanor wasn't bothered by his departure and believed that finding another man with a meaningless existence like him wouldn't be difficult, as such individuals were ubiquitous.




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