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Mr. Alphabet Says
The Glove Lyrics


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Here comes the book
The book of rules
If you play this game
You won't stay the same
You could win your golden teeth
Be a spinning top
Use a riding crop

Mr. Alphabet says
"Smile like a weasel as I cover you
Cover you in treacle"

We all know impatience is a sin
So do as you're told to do
It's so rewarding to
And you could win the Tin Man's heart
Be a chiming clock
Lie on the chopping block

Mr. Alphabet says
"Give me all your money just to cover you
Cover you in honey"

Don't be afraid
There's no marmalade
Don't be afraid
I wouldn't even dream of it!

Overall Meaning

The Glove's song Mr. Alphabet Says tells a story about a mysterious figure named Mr. Alphabet who holds a book of rules in his hands. The song begins by stating that if you choose to play Mr. Alphabet's game, you won't stay the same. The lyrics suggest that by playing the game, you could change yourself into something different - such as winning golden teeth or becoming a spinning top. Mr. Alphabet instructs the listener to smile like a weasel as he covers them in treacle, a thick syrup made from sugar.


The chorus of the song emphasizes the importance of following directions in order to reap the rewards of the game. Mr. Alphabet suggests that impatience is a sin and urges the listener to do as they're told in order to win the Tin Man's heart, become a chiming clock, or even lie on the chopping block. In the second verse, Mr. Alphabet demands that the listener give him all their money so he can cover them in honey instead of treacle.


Overall, Mr. Alphabet Says is a cautionary tale about the dangers of blindly following rules without questioning their purpose or the intentions of those enforcing them. The song encourages listeners to make their own choices and not be afraid to stray from the prescribed path.


Line by Line Meaning

Here comes the book
The rules are about to be revealed, pay attention.


The book of rules
The instructions for the game to be played.


If you play this game
The game is optional, but those who participate will be affected.


You won't stay the same
Change is guaranteed if you decide to play.


You could win your golden teeth
There are rewards to be won for those who conform and succeed.


Be a spinning top
Demonstrating your worth and skill gets you ahead.


Use a riding crop
Aggressiveness is celebrated in the game.


Mr. Alphabet says
The game's creator and controller is speaking.


"Smile like a weasel as I cover you
Perform, show happiness, even if it's uncomfortable, as you're being controlled and guided.


Cover you in treacle"
The control and guidance will be constant and sticky.


We all know impatience is a sin
The creator of the game has strict expectations which must be observed.


So do as you're told to do
Following the game's prescribed path is paramount.


It's so rewarding to
Conforming and winning makes the struggle and control worthwhile.


And you could win the Tin Man's heart
A chance at the ultimate prize exists for those who surpass expected standards.


Be a chiming clock
Attention to detail and fitting in are required to succeed.


Lie on the chopping block
Vulnerability and trust in the control are necessary to maintain success in the game.


Mr. Alphabet says
The creator and enforcer of the game speaks again.


"Give me all your money just to cover you
Complete submission to the game's control is necessary, with great penalty for failing to comply.


Cover you in honey"
The allure of the game's control is sweet on the surface, but has the potential for sticky and detrimental consequences.


Don't be afraid
Uncertainty and fear are expected, but should not hold you back from playing.


There's no marmalade
There are no hidden or unexpected surprises in the game.


I wouldn't even dream of it!
The creator and enforcer of the game would never intentionally harm or mislead those who play.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ROBERT JAMES SMITH, STEVEN SEVERIN

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