Cavity Search
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


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Listenin' to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines

With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root canal
My molars are impacted

I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me

Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine

Help me out here
'Cause I'm in severe
Pain
Please stop for a bit

Now let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you my one more appointment for
A week from Saturday

'Cause you came upon
A little problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

It's getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now




Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

Overall Meaning

In "Cavity Search," "Weird Al" Yankovic uses biting humor to convey the unpleasant experience of going to the dentist. The song's lyrics are straightforward and use colloquial language to describe the pain and anxiety that come with dental work. The opening lines describe the uncomfortable situation of waiting in a dentist's office, listening to background music and hearing other patients complain of pain. The singer then reveals that they themselves are suffering from a toothache and require a root canal. The lyrics continue to list various dental problems - gum disease, cavities, an overbite - before concluding with the singer's futile hope that they're insured and the refrain, "numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me."


The lyrics in "Cavity Search" paint a vivid picture of dental work, using the kind of language and humor that "Weird Al" Yankovic is famous for. The song is catchy and has a driving beat that reinforces the anxiety that the lyrics convey. While there's plenty of humor in the song, "Cavity Search" also captures the fear associated with going to the dentist and undergoing painful procedures.


Line by Line Meaning

Listenin' to the Muzak
I'm hearing background music while waiting in the dentist's office


Hearin' people scream
I can hear others expressing their pain and discomfort while in the dentist's office


Sittin' in the waiting room
I'm waiting for my turn to be called into the dentist's room


Readin' crappy magazines
I'm reading outdated or uninteresting magazines available in the dentist's office


With a toothache
I have a painful sensation in one or more of my teeth


This is it, pal
This moment marks the beginning of a dental procedure that may require surgery


Root canal
A procedure that involves removing dead or infected nerves that cause pain in the tooth's pulp


My molars are impacted
My back teeth are obstructed and cannot erupt fully


I'm gettin' gum disease
My gums and surrounding tissues are inflamed, causing pain and potential tooth loss


I'm gonna need some fillings
I require dental fillings to treat cavities or tooth decay


Got twelve cavities
I have twelve areas of decay in my teeth that require fillings


Can you help me
I'm seeking dental assistance to alleviate my pain and prevent further damage to my teeth


Have mercy
I'm asking the dentist to treat me with compassion and sensitivity


Doctor, please
I'm seeking help from a medical professional for my dental issue


My teeth are a fright
My dental condition is alarming and unappealing


Got a huge overbite
My upper teeth protrude far in front of my lower teeth


Numb me, drill me
I want local anesthetics before the dentist starts working on my teeth


Floss me, bill me
I'm willing to pay exorbitant dental fees to make sure my teeth are healthy


You jab at my nerve endings
The dentist's injection has reached my tooth's nerves and is causing me discomfort


It's driving me insane
The pain from the dentist's treatment is becoming unbearable


Just give me nitrous oxide
I want to be provided nitrous oxide, often called laughing gas, to ease my dental anxiety and pain


Shoot me up with novocaine
I need a local anesthetic, specifically novocaine, to numb the pain during the dental procedure


Help me out here
I need further assistance or support from the dentist during the procedure


'Cause I'm in severe
I'm experiencing severe pain during the dental procedure


Pain
I'm in physical or emotional distress due to the dental procedure


Please stop for a bit
I'm asking the dentist to pause the dental procedure momentarily


Now let me rinse and spit
I require time to rinse and expel the dental liquids inside of my mouth


You validate my parking
I'm requesting parking validation from the dentist office staff


I think that I'm okay
I believe that my dental procedure is over and successful


But you my one more appointment for
I'm being scheduled for another dental appointment


A week from Saturday
The next dental appointment is scheduled for a week from Saturday


'Cause you came upon
I'm being scheduled for a follow-up dental procedure


A little problem on
My x-ray had revealed an issue that requires additional treatment


My x-ray
I had an x-ray taken to assess the condition of my teeth and determine any necessary dental work


Oy vey!
An exclamation of worry or distress, commonly used by Jewish people


It's getting absurd
The dental procedure is becoming outlandish or unreasonable


Well, I hope I'm insured, now
I'm expressing the hope that my dental insurance covers the procedures and treatments


Numb me, drill me
I want local anesthetics before the dentist starts working on my teeth


Floss me, bill me
I'm willing to pay exorbitant dental fees to make sure my teeth are healthy




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