One More Minute
"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics


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Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (ahh)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oh)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yeah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin'

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands




And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you

Overall Meaning

"Weird Al" Yankovic's song "One More Minute" is a humorous take on a break-up. The song starts with the singer learning that his partner is leaving him for someone else. The singer reacts with anger and frustration, destroying all memories of the relationship, including tearing up pictures and burning down the couple's favorite spot. The singer goes on to express that he is not upset about the break-up and would rather do anything else than spend one more minute with his ex-partner, even if it means enduring physical pain or discomfort. The song highlights the irrationality and intensity of heartbreak, as the singer exaggerates his feelings to prove a point.


The song uses hyperbole to express the singer's emotions, and the comedic nature of the lyrics shows how petty and over-dramatic people can be after a break-up. The use of ridiculous scenarios, such as swimming in razor blades or ripping out his heart, adds a level of humor to the situation. The final line of the song is particularly impactful; it shows that the singer is willing to go to extreme lengths to avoid his former partner, emphasizing that he is truly done with the relationship.


Line by Line Meaning

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
I have been informed that you are leaving


Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
You are leaving me very far behind


'Cause you found a brand new lover
You have found a new romantic interest


You decided that I'm not your kind (ahh)
You have decided that I am not the type of person you want to be with anymore


So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oh)
I removed your name from my Rolodex


And I tore all your pictures in two
I ripped apart all the pictures of you


And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
I burned down the location where we used to spend time together


Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)
I destroyed it because it reminded me of you


That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
You won't see me crying about your departure


I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
I'm happy that you have found someone else


'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
I would rather do something incredibly painful for an indefinite amount of time than be with you


Than spend one more minute with you
I don't want to spend any more time with you


I guess I might seem kinda bitter
I understand that I may be coming across as bitter


You got me feeling down in the dumps
You are making me feel very depressed


'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
I am alone and stuck in a place where I once thought I had love


And I have to use the self-service pumps
I have to pump my own gas


Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
I'm offering to assist you with your luggage


You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
You won't break my heart in two


'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
I would prefer to have my face covered in paper cuts than be with you


Than spend one more minute with you
I don't want to spend any more time with you


I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
I would rather engage in self-harm than see you with other people


Than watch you going out with other men
I cannot bear to see you with other men


I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yeah)
I'd rather hurt myself than spend time with you


Again and again and again and again and again
I would be willing to inflict this pain on myself multiple times


Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin'
Don't you understand what I am telling you, my dear?


I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
I'd prefer to have my blood drained by leeches than be with you


Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I would rather insert an icepick under my toenails than spend time with you


I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
I would rather clean a public restroom with my tongue than see you again


Than spend one more minute with you
I don't want to spend any more time with you


Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
I would prefer to physically harm myself than be with you


Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I would rather glue my nostrils together than be with you


I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
I would rather jump into a pool filled with razor blades than spend any more time with you


Than spend one more minute with you
I don't want to spend any more time with you


I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
I would rather physically harm myself in a severe manner than be with you


And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
I would prefer to crush my own heart and die than spend any more time with you


Than spend one more minute with you
I don't want to spend any more time with you




Lyrics Š Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: AL YANKOVIC

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@KevinJohnson-rc8dw

Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute

Well I heard that you're leavin'
Gonna leave me far behind
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the
malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
That's right you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity
eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in
the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help
you with that suitcase
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred
thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines
with a fork than watch you
going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again
and again and again

Oh, can't you see what
I'm tryin' to say, Darlin’
I'd rather have my blood
sucked out by leeches
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a
huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils
together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart right out
of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor
and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you



All comments from YouTube:

@dansden10

Taylor Swift: writes thousands of breakup songs
Weird Al: Hold My Accordion

@Cjnw

Normie

@DKwiatkowski

I read that he wrote this after his then girlfriend broke up with him. Never break the heart of a world class satirist.

@HowDareThey1970

Dave Kwiatkowski yeah that must have learned her a thing or two! ;-)

@pokeplayerHQ

Dave Kwiatkowski In truth, I don't know whether to thank her or kill her. Thank her for making this amazing song possible or kill her for breaking up with such a wonderful man in the first place. This song makes me SO conflicted.

@BenjaminWirtz

+Dave Kwiatkowski Just ask Taylor Swift.

@BenjaminWirtz

+Serge VDog It is between this and "You don't love me anymore" I can't decide.

@HowDareThey1970

***** She's a revenge singer, but she's no satirist.

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@unleashed4690

"I'm stranded in the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps." Legendary word play.

@nbuehster

Can somebody tell me who the first person was that heard that, and got bad thoughts?

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