KC Tea
15. Tech N9ne Lyrics

What you want? What you need?
Asking what the person would like to have to drink

What you havin'?What will it be?
Asking for the person's order

All we need is Hennessy
Specifies that the drink requires Hennessy

Then a Sprite, squeeze a twist of lemon
Details how to make the KC Tea

This one is the buisineisum
Refers to the quality of the drink as the best

I don't make this drink by the gallon
Stating that the drink is not made in large quantities

I make it by the cup, then I'm stylin'
Making the drink individually to suit the person's tastes

Got KFK, Slaughterhouse and Brother Allen
Referring to the group of people drinking KC Teas

On KC Teas we all over the world wild'n
Referring to drinking KC Tea in various locations around the world

Hennessy, twist of the lemon with the
Listing the ingredients to make the KC Tea

Hennessy, Sprite go right with the
Listing the ingredients to make the KC Tea

Hennessy, make your night go right with the
Listing the ingredients to make the KC Tea

KC Tea (KC Tea)
Referring to the drink being KC Tea

I like to drink it in a real big wine glass
Stating a preference in the way to drink KC Tea

At my place with full of women lettin' time pass
Describing the atmosphere while drinking KC Tea

With Hennesey, Sripte and lemon baby I mash
Listing the ingredients in KC Tea

Drunk as a skunk but the second one im on your fine ass
Describing the effect of drinking KC Tea

The first variation from the homie Vito
Describing the origin of KC Tea

We grink the Hennesey and lemon where ever we go
Referring to the drink being consumed in various locations

Then add the Sprite from seven was me yo
Describing how the drink was modified

Then me a Kalli named it in a Las Vegas casino
Describing the origin of the drink

Lemon or lime it don't matter if you slum
Stating that either lemon or lime can be used in the drink

(man that sound real good)
Expressing enthusiasm for the drink

Taste good too punk
Stating that the drink is delicious

A double shot into your cup will get you crunk
Referring to the drink's effect of making the person drunk

Too much more and when you wake up and you thump like
Warning that too much of the drink will have an unpleasant effect

Bam bam aww dwamn
Exaggerating the effect of the drink

This is how you feel the next day because you slamed the KC Tea
Describing the negative effect of drinking too much KC Tea

Gotta take easy like E
Stating that the drink should be consumed in moderation

This is Tecca Nina's Kansas City spiked tea
Referring to the drink as Tecca Nina's creation

Fill the cup full of ice first
Instruction on how to prepare the drink

'Cause the Hennesey will melt a little ice and it might urk
Explaining why ice is needed in the drink

Me when I'm all up on a little tight skirt
Describing the person's state of mind when drinking KC Tea

I need a fully loaded Kansas City tea to quenchin my thirst
Stating the person's preference to have KC Tea as their drink

If you ain't got no real lemon
Suggesting that lime juice can be used as a substitute for lemon

Just let a little lemon or lime juice spill in 'um
Instructions to add lemon or lime juice to the drink

I know a lot of Caucasian people don't really do the Hennessey
Noting that some people do not like Hennessy

But the way I make it I will in 'um
Being confident that the person will like the KC Tea

Covert a lot of people every year and
Stating that many people are converted to liking KC Tea

On Saint Patties Day I shared it with really weird fans
Describing sharing KC Tea with others on St. Patrick's Day

They started fightin' and my leg was near 'em
Describing the rowdy behavior of individuals drinking KC Tea

I told them take it easy theres a beverage here man
Reminding the people to drink responsibly

Kc Tea is 100 mane
Referring to the drink as perfect

Check it if it's flat Sprite then I don't want it mane
Stating that only fresh Sprite should be used in the drink

My money mane is on Hennesey in the image on cream corn
Stating a preference for Hennessy

I'm runnin' thangs (I'm runnin' thangs)
Expressing confidence and control

A lot a men never sinned on the Hen
Noting that some people have not had Hennessy before

Where ya been boy boy where ya been?
Questioning where others have been if they haven't had Hennessy before

It'll have ya wit her again and again
Describing the drink's effect on the person

Even strong enough to do her lesbian friend
Exaggerating the drink's effect on the person

If you can't handle her then hand her to me
Stating that the person can drink the KC Tea instead of others who cannot handle it

Cause I'm at five of em and I'm bout to hammer the V
Noting how many KC Teas the person has had and plans to drink more

Even got it set up for the camera to see
Jokingly mentioning the possibility of filming while drinking the KC Tea

I'm wit her but I'm really picturing Angela Yee
Being attracted to someone else while drinking KC Tea

She ain't wearin nothing but blonics on her feet
Describing the appearance of the woman being fantasized about

KC Tea got me really supersonic in the sheets
Describing how KC Tea affects the person

Hittin harder than sticky icky chronic on the streets
Stating that KC Tea is stronger than marijuana

So nice to wake up in the bathroom ain't no vomit on the seat
Jokingly noting that the person did not vomit after drinking KC Tea

Bartender made it right and I'm sure because it tastes sweet like candy
Complimenting the bartender for making the KC Tea correctly

Yeah, and Ludacris you can make it with Conjure
Referring to another brand of cognac

And 40 you can make it with Landy but authentic is the
Referring to another brand of cognac and stating that authentic KC Tea must have Hennessy

(Tech N9ne talking over the hook)
Tech N9ne adding commentary over the chorus

HENNESSEY (It's about 38 a Fifth)
Specifying the cost of Hennessy

HENNESSEY (In Canada is like 68)
Specifying the cost of Hennessy in Canada

HENNESSEY (But Wal-Mart got it for 20 BOY Yeah! let's go!)
Noting that Wal-Mart sells Hennessy at a discounted price

KC TEAA (KC TEA!)
Repeating the name of the drink