Cho Chang
A Very Potter Musical Lyrics
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You're really, really skinny
Cho Chang!
I'm the Mickey to your Minnie
You're the Tigger to my Winnie
Cho Chang!
Get all up in your titties
Cho Chang!
You're cuter than a guinea pig
Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
That's in Canada!
Cho, Cho, Ch-Ch-Ch-Chang
Cho Chang!
Cho, Cho, Ch-Ch-Ching Chong
Ching Chong, Ching Chong
Ch-Ch-China Cho
Ch-Ch-Cho Chang!
The lyrics to A Very Potter Musical's song Cho Chang are a satirical portrayal of a teenage crush. Cho Chang is the object of desire and the singer is wildly infatuated. The lyrics are intentionally exaggerated and crass, showcasing the singer's immaturity and lack of social graces. The opening lines describe Cho as tall, fun, and pretty, but the following line--"you're really, really skinny"--shows that the singer is making insensitive and objectifying comments about her appearance. The line "I'm the Mickey to your Minnie, you're the Tigger to my Winnie" is a reference to Disney characters and their romantic partnerships, further heightening the juvenile nature of the singer's affections. The song continues with more explicit intentions, as the singer suggests taking Cho to the city and getting "all up in your titties."
Line by Line Meaning
You're tall and fun and pretty
You possess a towering and pleasing physique along with joyous and beautiful nature.
You're really, really skinny
Your body frame is extremely lean and slender.
I'm the Mickey to your Minnie
I am like Mickey Mouse and you are like Minnie Mouse in our relationship.
You're the Tigger to my Winnie
Just like Tigger and Winnie in Winnie the Pooh, you are the most energetic and enthusiastic partner in our relationship.
I wanna take you to the city
I desire to escort you to the city.
Get all up in your titties
I want to touch and caress your breasts.
You're cuter than a guinea pig
Your appearance is more adorable and charming than that of a guinea pig.
Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
I want to take you to Winnipeg, a city in Canada.
Cho, Cho, Ch-Ch-Ch-Chang
This is the repeated sound of your name, Cho Chang, with extra syllables added for emphasis.
Cho, Cho, Ch-Ch-Ching Chong
This is the repeated sound of 'Ching Chong' added to the sound of your name, Cho Chang, which is racist and offensive towards Asian people.
Ching Chong, Ching Chong
This racially-charged phrase is repeated multiple times, which is derogatory and disrespectful towards Chinese people.
Ch-Ch-China Cho
This is a racist and discriminatory pun on your name and country of origin, implying that you represent China in a negative or stereotypical manner.
Ch-Ch-Cho Chang!
Another playful repetition of your name, Cho Chang, with extra syllables added for effect.
Contributed by Evan V. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Ramen Noodle
I love how the characters are so far from the canon versions, but also spot-on.
ArmadilloLover99
Still more canon than Cursed Child
하원
@Leftylizard don't compare this masterpiece to those tweets lol
oli
I know
Charlie
Ezra Sitt I know right like what was it about like I've watched this yen times while I've only am just watching the Cursed Child (to see what it's like shhh) in like half a year
Sidney Lemon
I think it’s because they’re more realistic.
froggy fun
The SLYTHERIN line is way funnier when you realize that it’s 75% Goyle shouting really loud
maya
HONESTLY
Anna Bailey
yepppp
Kaidence G
DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY