Goin' Back to Hogwarts
A Very Potter Musical Lyrics

Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel glares of My cousin, my uncle and my aunt Can't believe how cruel they are And it stings my lighting scar To know that they'll never ever give me what I want
Harry is describing how his family treats him badly. It pains him to be under the same roof with them and he knows that he will never get what he wants from them.

I know I don't deserve these Awful rules made by the Dursleys Here on Privet Drive Can't take these stupid muggles But despite all of my struggles I'm still alive
Harry thinks that the rules the Dursleys make for him are unfair and the fact that he has to live with muggles, who he hates, irks him. However, he is grateful that he is still alive despite all his struggles.

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man, its September, so I'm skipping this town Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now... I gotta get back to Hogwarts I gotta get back to school I gotta get myself to Hogwarts Where everybody thinks I'm cool
Harry is tired of waiting around doing nothing all summer and wants to go back to Hogwarts where he feels cool and where people appreciate him.

Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It's all that I love, and it's all that I need At Hogwarts, Hogwarts I think I'm going back...
Harry loves everything about Hogwarts, the people, the creatures, the magic, and the food, and he can't wait to go back.

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky No way this year anyone's gonna die, And it's gonna be totally awesome
Harry is excited to see his friends and have fun with them. He plans to fly on his broom and have a great time. He hopes that nobody dies this year and that it will be awesome.

Yeah, cause together we're totally awesome!
Ron agrees with Harry that they are awesome when they are together.

And it's gonna be totally awesome!
Harry and Ron believe that this year at Hogwarts will be amazing.

But let's not forget that We need to perform well in class If we want to pass our OWLs!
Hermione reminds Harry and Ron that even though they want to have fun, they need to do well in their classes to pass their exams.

I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start What I lack in looks well I make up in heart And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome
Hermione may not be the best-looking person, but she is very smart and gets good grades. She makes up for her lack of looks with her intelligence and hard work. She thinks that is awesome.

This year I plan to study a lot That would be cool if you were actually hot Hey Ron, come on We're the only friends that she's got! And that's cool... And that's totally awesome!
Hermione plans to work hard and study a lot, but Ron makes fun of her and says that it would be cool if she was good-looking. They both agree that they are the only friends Hermione has, and that is awesome.

Yeah, it's so cool Yeah, it's totally awesome!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione all agree that going back to Hogwarts is cool and awesome.

We're sick of summer and this waiting around It's like we're sitting in the lost and found Don't take no sorcery For anyone to see how... We gotta get back to Hogwarts We gotta get back to school Where everything is magic-coooool
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all bored of the summer and feel like they are lost and waiting for something to happen. They want to go back to Hogwarts where everything is magical and cool.

Cho Chang Domo arigato, Cho Chang Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang
Cho Chang's friends greet her in different languages and wish her a happy new year.

I am so in love with Cho Chang From Bangkok to Ding Dang I'll sing my love aloud for Cho Chang
Cedric professes his love for Cho Chang and sings about it.

This year you bet, gonna get outta here The reign of Malfoy is drawing near I'll have the greatest wizard career It's gonna be totally awesome!
Malfoy wants to leave Hogwarts this year and start his wizard career. He believes that he will be the best and the most powerful wizard ever.

Yeah, you'll be the one that is totally awesome!
Goyle agrees with Malfoy that he will be the one who is totally awesome.

Guys, come on! We're gonna miss the train! Who knows how fast this years gonna go? Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho, Oh no, that be way too awesome!
The students realize that they are running late for the train to Hogwarts. They wonder how fast the year will go by. They drink butterbeer and hope to talk to their crush, but they are too scared because it would be too awesome.

I think were ready for Albus Dumbledore!
Neville thinks that they are ready to learn from Dumbledore and his teachings.

Welcome... all of you to Hogwarts I welcome all of you to school Did you know that here at Hogwarts We've got a hidden swimming pool? Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts Welcome, hotties, nerds, and tools Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts I'd like to go over just a couple of rules...
Dumbledore welcomes everyone to Hogwarts and mentions that there is a hidden swimming pool. He welcomes everyone, no matter who they are. He then goes over some of the rules of the school.

It's all that I love, and all that i need Back to spells and enchantments, potions, and friends
All the students are excited to go back to Hogwarts where they can do spells and enchantments, work on potions, and be with their friends.

To Gryffindor! Hufflepuff! Ravenclaw! Slytherin!
Each group of students cheers for their respective house: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.

Back to the place where our story begins (Spoken) I'm sorry, whats it's name? (Spoken) I didn't hear you kids! (Spoken) Man, I'm glad I'm back!
The students are excited to be back at Hogwarts where their story began. Dumbledore playfully jokes with them about Hogwarts' name and expresses his excitement to be back there as well.