Adam Carolla (born May 27, 1964) is an American comedic radio and televisio… Read Full Bio ↴Adam Carolla (born May 27, 1964) is an American comedic radio and television personality, best known for co-hosting the radio shows Loveline and The Adam Carolla Show, and the television shows The Man Show and his own short-lived Too Late With Adam Carolla. He is literally a millionaire. Wrote and starred in The Hammer!

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@purebloodedamericanjesusguy

49w↑15

You can tell Tom Arnold has gotten at least 8 jabs

@aprilrawls5162

49w↑2

Absolutely

@muttsnuts5849

49w↑1

Plus 12 flu shots

@IMDunn-oy9cd

49w↑46

It's always interesting to see the view of an individual with a tenuous grip on reality give advice to others on how to manage their lives.

@walkingcontradiction223

49w↑8

Speaking of batshit insane; it would be interesting to see David Alan Grier again..

@ChewieEst

49w↑4

I would never guess that he’s from Iowa?

@muttsnuts5849

49w↑69

Tom Arnold is the female version of Kathy Griffin

@1lucasvan1

49w↑7

hugely liberal, loudmouthed and extremely vulgar

@bretterway7336

49w↑1

And as annoying as they were a few years ago, both have seemingly relaxed a bit recently, and both seem WAY more likeable/tolerable than they were previously.

@puzzledobserver7644

49w↑6

Female version? 😂😂😂

@lindamazur4208

49w↑1

@@puzzledobserver7644 lol

@canadianmob590

49w

Was just thinking that 😂

@rockinrandy4428

49w↑8

Greatest comedic moment in radio history that wasn't scripted was when Tom Arnold,drew, and Adam did the Holocaust call with the phone sex girl on loveline back in the day. Treat yourself and listen to that moment best ever. Get it on!

@michaelkonopka

49w↑15

Mr TDS himself LOL.

@elpresidenteelecto2879

49w↑4

Who needs to apologize

@muttsnuts5849

49w↑6

King of TDS

@robertbarr-oi6rx

49w↑7

Tom Arnold is an interesting funny guy. Could listen to his stories all day

@D-Fens_1632

49w↑3

Tom just made feel feel better about my 5 year drought.

@michtig

49w↑23

Respect for Tom Arnold; being able to recant his childhood without an ounce of anger is admirable.

@annajbanana2132

49w↑1

lol You think he doesn't have anger issues. Did u listen to how much he hates Christians? I can imagine how he would react if anyone disagreed with him. He has major anger issues and they are seething

@moozillamoo2109

49w↑1

Those are some crazy stories with his mom and sister.

@noway6362

49w↑1

Knowing Tom, it’s probably all lies

@B1055BH

49w↑7

Oh no…not Tom Arnold hahahahha. Idk if I can do the full 2 hours today boys.

@tylermorrison7051

49w↑2

I loved the shout out to Cannonball Run. That movie is one of the 1980's cheesy cinematic greats!

@coryj1984

49w↑17

Tom Arnold: Surprisingly tolerable when he's not talking about politics.

@TzUuup

49w

Ahh come on his sister was the biggest drug dealer in America and was paying off judges

@bbraat

49w↑1

Tolerable but not at all entertaining.

@coryj1984

49w↑1

@@bbraat I thought he was fine.

@bbraat

49w

@@coryj1984 "Fine" and "tolerable" are hardly heaping praise. You might as well say "bearable".

@coryj1984

49w↑1

@@bbraat I wasn't heaping praise on him. He's better than some guests on the show though (except when he's talking politics - then he's the worst).

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@j.pearce3981

49w↑2

"there was no substance abuse...but she was a smoker" LOL

@Nostalgia9478

49w↑10

I miss "The Best Damn Sports Show Period"...Good times

@joeyjerker1

49w

It esd great

@derrickhyman872

49w↑2

CAMP LEJUNE ADAM! It’s a Marine Corps base, WE HAVE CAMPS! The ARMY has FORT’s! Knock it off!

@bbraat

49w↑2

Tom Arnold is just as much a guest as he always is. Had I been driving a car I might have driven it into the stanchion. The best I can say is that he's available.

I can never hear enough podcasts featuring the subject of coffee mugs. Every time I hear it, I find something new and meaningful for my life. Usually I don't miss Bald & Gina too much. Today could have used them and some of their hi-jinx. Gina still does the news better than anyone else so far. Laxamana sounds like presenting the news to this high school class and he's sounding out words every time.

@google_must_die

49w↑11

Douche nozzle hack extraordinaire

@trevormcmanis

49w↑1

This was a great episode Good chemistry

@adamantiumbomb

49w↑7

Tom...you were Money in True Lies...probably one of my top 3 action flix of all time!....I also loved you in 'Hit and Run' (2012, Film) it gets funnier each time I watch it! 😂👍

@MoreBud-Angel

49w↑9

Tom's always been exciting, even back when I was a kid he'd come on and be the only 1 doing some bizarre hilarious stuff. He's completely insane though, like the best of them.

@DocJerky

49w↑1

Cocaine will do that!

@jpw5820

49w

His late night appearances back in the day were epic. We shouldn't let politics come in between apprectiating others.

@toddduvall7265

49w↑10

Tom Arnold is the stool pigeon of modern comedy

@B1055BH

49w↑9

Tom is so angry that his moms good friend tried to show love and kindness to her on her deathbed. What else matters in your last days? Getting right with God never hurts. Tom is mad that Christians have a purpose to life, while he views it as meaningless. I pray one day his heart is unhardened and finds peace.

@DocJerky

49w↑4

I'm not religious, nor do I really believe in god, I do however agree with you. If people finding religion is their thing, kudos. If it makes them better people, heck yeah. I do think that Tom Arnold is the type of person who needs religion; though I think that says more about him than it does religion.

@B1055BH

49w↑1

@@DocJerky I can respect that!

@magicmatt1969

49w↑1

Tom is awesome, great actor and comedian. He needs some sort of hit series on AMC. Find this man a cool cop show or something.

@paulwall5706

49w

is that Judge Milan from the Peoples Court ? Lmmfao 🤣😆😅😂

@LN-Lifer

49w↑6

I'm an atheist but I still understand and respect Christians for trying to "save ny soul"
I envy their ability to believe. I just wish they would understand that it's not a choice

@gregkirk1842

49w↑3

It is exactly, precisly and only a choice. True Christians struggle with faith all the time.

@LN-Lifer

49w

@@gregkirk1842No
you cannot choose to believe something
No more than a believer can just choose not to believe
Belief is a feeling not a choice

@gregkirk1842

49w

@@LN-Lifer its called Faith, not Certainty. Belief is not blindly accepting a set of propositions told by someone else, its more of a disposition. Its a way of seeing that reqires a certain way of stading. I appreciate your respect for Christians but you arnt quite getting it. Sometimes we feel the presence of God like freight trian, other times we have to just act it out and pray and reach for that contact -- by choice, and with great effort. The idea of God, of the resurrection of Jesus -- these are incredible ideas that seem crazy and dont jive with the material world we stand in even to Christians-- but if you keep thinking past that and keep looking around, trying to make sence of it all, and trying to believe, and show up at church, and live like its all true-- something magic happens. You change, your world chabges....and you feel and see Gods love everywhere, and the proof (to many of us) is in the results. God gave us free-will. We have to decide to belief first. We dont have evidence sure-- except the entire fact of existance. When you believe, everything makes sence. I hope you have the chance to meet some Christians who demonstrate all this and dont just sit on their holy high horse like they alone were gifted the true knowlede of God. Those who claim to know pefectly the true nature of God, surely are the most clueless. But if you try, you may get a glimpse. Believers as you put it have exactly the same brains as atheists, they are not stupid, they are not gifted with an extra supernatural sence. They just decide.. Good luck! Thanks for being so polite.

@mr.squeaky8394

49w↑3

The 90 minute discussion about masturbation was funny for about 6 minutes.

@pantyraid524

49w↑3

The Holocaust call is still the best loveline call of all time

@Chicomite

49w↑1

I'm only a few minutes in, they're gonna talk about it? 😆 I love that call, but I gotta listen to the whole thing when I hear it.
Though my favorite Loveline call of all time might be A Caller Named Lasagna. Or possibly 5'12", Almost 6'. Or maybe How Tall is Your Door. Or the infamous lord Sarah and her perfection of that smoke detector prank. There's so many, but Lasagna holds a special place in my heart 😆

@ttaym0584

49w↑2

My god how long these birthdays list has to be!

@dan-mn2lb

49w↑2

Yeah get it on got to get it on

@peppergrand1072

49w↑1

Hey Mr.March 6th.Tom Arnold, I would be at your birthday party as well. Even though I would be honored to be at your party and meet you, David Gilmore would be my bucket list of musicians to have an opportunity to be in his company for a minute or few hours. Damn March 6th is awesome.

@EastWing411

49w↑5

Blow your nose Tom, you’ll sound much better

@shelaughs185

44w

Minus the religion conversation, this was fun.

@Daledsch

49w↑22

If I ever see Tom crossing the road I would not hit my breaks

@LN-Lifer

49w↑17

I bet Tom can spell brakes

@tau12usr85

49w↑2

@@LN-Lifer LOL, not a fan of Tom Arnold but nice one.

@LN-Lifer

49w↑5

@@tau12usr85 Not a fan either. Years ago I never would have guessed Roseanne to be the based one

@DeenaP91

49w↑5

Keep JODY

@roberttietjen5012

27w

So many issues Tom! Good luck!

@BigJayOrcasin

49w

its gonna cost alot of heartache and possibly damage 😂😂😂😂

@CoelhoSports

49w

can't believe they made it through all that fap talk without mentioning toobin.

@LateToThaParty

49w

When you jack it standing up, make sure you get some insoles with a lot of cushioning because your feet get sore after a while.

@mistermusturd6402

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Came for Tom
Saw the hole
Skedaddled

@widespreadGoose

49w↑1

Funny, cause I could’ve totally seen Adam complaining if she poured out the bottle to everyone there instead of appreciating his gift to her.

But if she did hide it under her sweater instead of just placing it somewhere until she went home, that is a little strange.

@jeffstumpf9129

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29:45 Jody said that a priest was asking her if she accepted Jesus as her Lord and Savior. It’s against the Catholic Church to do such a thing in that situation. And he won't use that phrase.

@happydog6537

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Dumbledore’s rules don’t really matter. It’s a man in a costume. Let’s just all stop at I don’t know. Because none of us do no matter what costume, or how warm it makes you feel with memories of childhood. None of us know. Some of us are OK with that others of us need to make up a story to fill the void, but still none of us know. My point being who cares what magical words, some dude who should get a real job says. Try to get more comfortable with. I don’t know it’s very liberating.

@B1055BH

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@@happydog6537lol it’s definitely not just something someone “makes up” to make themselves feel better. There is a pretty strong historical argument for Christianity being true. I hope you have a great day!

@badlaamaurukehu

49w

Most of these people have zero knowledge of the church or the bible. No, Catholic priests don't pester people who aren't Catholic or really anyone for that matter who doesn't request it.

Sounds like another BS "bad experience with religion" that never happened or is wildly exaggerated by attention seekers.

@lindamazur4208

49w

she probably doesn't know the difference between a priest and some other Christian hack

@renaemirror7662

42w↑1

Yeah, honestly I thought she sounded like a jerk when she was telling that story I don’t even think it was true

@dranderson6071

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Normally appreciate Tom but his TDS over the last few years really revealed his Karen side

@elpresidenteelecto2879

49w↑4

When will Tom apologize and admit he was wrong about Trump

@Trax0r1

49w↑3

@@elpresidenteelecto2879 Still waiting for the pee tape!

@LN-Lifer

49w↑2

Yeah. Totally didn't expect that from him. Then again his career has been on the ropes so I guess he's gotta kiss Hollywood ass. Then again there's plenty of ways to be based and reach an audience today

@randyspung9024

49w↑3

I Love watching Adam every day. But perhaps I may skip viewing this episode.

@Anon_E_Muss

49w↑1

True. I like him aside from his political views

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@rocco7649

49w↑27

Cant stand Tom Arnold. I still watched the show.

@leejos8086

49w↑2

Jodi is great!!

@miketheyunggod2534

49w↑2

Tucker said not one word on Dominion.

@Daniel-fd3wp

49w↑9

Man Tom lived a brutal childhood. Great Guest he really is an open book.

@chongli3007

49w↑1

He's a bullshitter

@cvshav

49w

You guys need to track down Loreen the holocaust caller

@sandraelliot5710

49w↑1

I loved the way Adam Corolla called out Grusesome Newsom, this was a stupid interview!!

@holisterbruxly4554

49w↑1

Good podcast, Tom is awesome and Jodi should be on permanently.

@JaniceRose-qw1gg

21w

I like Tom but there is something about Jodi that bugs me.

@noway6362

49w

Look, it’s Tom “PlSS TAPE” Arnold

@JCSAXON

49w↑1

Arnold doesn’t grate me like he used to & his sister tales were quite amusing but he doesn’t jack shit well enough to call anyone else “crazy”. Good bullet dodge

@adamantiumbomb

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"...Grabbing Jesus and using for your own benefit..." in Tom Arnold's words: is the actual meaning of using the lord's name in vain; this is according to Adam's buddy Dennis Prager (PragerU) who points out the misinterpretation of the original Hebrew text that has been translated in today's NIV Bible! 🤔

@adamantiumbomb

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@@paints_his_shirt_red Swear words are stored in a different part of the brain than every other word we know! Formal language is stored in the broca and wernicke parts of the brain, were as curse words are stored in the limbic system and are reactionary! If you get cut off by an 18-Wheeler in traffic: "God am!" might be reactionary, not necessarily blasphemy....where as waging a War/Crusade in the name of 'The Holy Father' would be considered using the lord's name in vain....that is the point I think Dennis Prager is trying to make; I might also argue that swearing could mitigate high blood pressure by allowing one to blow off steam! 🤔😡

@yallgonemadd3786

49w

https://youtu.be/ooWJh9iqae8

@dranderson6071

49w↑1

Lesson for all. Smoking rarely kills a person. Pollution and stress are what kills. Lung cancer due to smoking is minimal. Some will disagree ,they’re quite wrong

@allgoldproductions

49w↑1

Yeah, that's not true. Unless you're rolling and smoking your own squares with minimally processed tobacco there is a ton of additives and carcinogenic chemicals that are extremely toxic to your system. My Grandfather and Aunt both died of lung cancer directly from smoking. Not to say all lung cancer is from smoking, because it's not, but it's the number one cause of lung cancer.

@dranderson6071

49w

@@allgoldproductions Maybe read what I wrote again. Cheers

@petermartin7811

49w

You're a doctor? Bullshit

@allgoldproductions

49w

@@dranderson6071 No, I got it. It's just not true. My grandfather started smoking when he was around 11 100 years ago and died of lung cancer in his 60's. My Aunt died of lung cancer in her 60's as well. Both smoked. I have a cousin that died of lung cancer as well on that side of the family, Guess what? Smoker. Don't have any relatives that have died of lung cancer that weren't smokers. If you think there's no correlation between the two, I don't know what to tell you. The interior of the house was coated in tar from the years of smoking. I scraped some of it off of the brass light fixture above the dining room table, his lungs were black when he died. That's not stress related.

I said that not all lung cancer is from smoking but to dismiss lung cancer deaths from smoking as "minimal" is ridiculous. What exactly are you basing that on?

@dranderson6071

49w

@@allgoldproductions No, you didn’t get it. That’s alright

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@erlstone

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he's so proud

@nelsonnoname001

49w

I'm 30, and all I'm saying is I'd get down with Jodi, she's a piece, one that's aged like wine... not an expensive one, but not bad

@jorgelopez9620

49w

Good on ya Dawson/Lynch including Walter Trout, beaut

@elpresidenteelecto2879

49w↑2

Haven't watch but when will I get my apology from Tom A?

@db3mta384

49w↑1

April 25th has passed. Tell O'Reilly to send in a new ad read and pay up.

@tmjcfx3081

49w↑13

WTF is wrong with Tom Arnold?

@muttsnuts5849

49w↑13

TDS

@google_must_die

49w↑4

Everything

@Nostalgia9478

49w↑1

@@muttsnuts5849 Says the butthurt CON with Biden Derangement Syndrome.. lol

@paulwall5706

49w

Tommy has always been like this U 🤡🤣😆😅

@tinaburgess3643

49w

Can you post the one with Donny Osmond please

@vanderhogie

49w↑1

So many people have no...
have never been on a kill floor or even inside a meat processor. That does change how see the world.

@Tsureiki

49w↑3

Strange, just watched the couple Trailer Park Boys episodes that Snoop, Doug Benson and Tom Arnold were in and wondered what happened to him. I guess I have my answer.

@portlandsamber

49w

Ratings? Where else does this show live?

@beauxjones8793

24w

Tom Arnold wearing Danny Duncan merch.
Nice

@christopherbetancourt8007

49w

Yesssssir

@LN-Lifer

49w

I would watch that reality show!

@LN-Lifer

49w

Stand up-✓
Do without lube-✓
Sleep on back- Never

@chongli3007

49w↑4

Tom Arnold famous for being , well, uhhh, I mean, yeah.

@mr.t3779

49w↑2

Seems like all these podcasts are running out of talking points.

@paxorb02

49w

I just found a replacement for Dianne Feinstein

@aaronerickson8878

45w

Adam is a phylosemite.

@LN-Lifer

49w

She wasn't his gf. He met her at a poker tournament. She was the daughter of a well known car racer

@sonia86alcocer

49w↑3

I don't want to picture you guy getting off 😒
To much talk about it

@LN-Lifer

49w

2:31 hahaha

@LN-Lifer

49w

RIP Norm

@ryanauker1144

49w↑1

Oh god this deranged mental case

@joeyjerker1

49w

Fluoride? If u or anyone u know has an illness of any kind, substantial compensation

@notanotherjamesmurphy5574

13w

1:24:00

@kusterbeaton272

24w

A lot of hate in the comments. But, you all listened.

@peppergrand1072

49w↑2

Um, woman do find a man getting off of his own assistance, but it's got to be the person who is turning them on either way, but obviously it's a real thing to WATCH.

@ChewieEst

49w

Why not hire 50-60 year olds, our country is ran by 80+ year olds?

@freebirdjackson5511

49w↑2

Tried…couldn’t listen. Does TA have any discernible talent other than being at the right time and place as in meeting Rosanne?

@emilylowrance7930

49w

coconut oil

@dannysmith9675

49w↑1

SNIFF!!..tds...SNIFF!!..tds

@Dfturcott

49w↑2

Why does Tom always sound he congested?

@tensfruit2696

49w↑1

I think his nose bridge is collapsing from all the coke

@paulwall5706

49w

it's from all the Coke he use to do it Destroyed the inside of his 👃

@robertfrancois6064

49w↑1

I thought brad Williams was a raapist

@billpitz4643

49w↑3

All three are neurotic

@Whatt787

35w

Adam Corolla's teeth are less noticeable now because of aging and weight gain

@jonsquirrel1438

49w↑2

Tom Arnold thinks RFK JR is a lunatic, why?

@tylermorrison7051

49w↑1

Tom's probably a Sleepy Joe guy.

@paulwall5706

49w

RFK is a 🤡🤣😆😅😂

@chevcholios

46w↑1

dang, adam got plastic sugary

@billpitz4643

49w↑1

No they’re just sick

@kitbenny4544

49w

How come you geniuses posted todays video as private so nobody can watch it…. 05/18/2023… where is Chris?

@shelaughs185

44w

How did you not follow the rabbit hole of Arnold Swartzenegger shtupping his housekeeper and producing a kid that looks just like him? Oh, wait. Tom is Arnold's friend. Nvmd.

@justinhunt4767

20w

Tommm

@QuietMikeW

49w↑3

Skipping today’s podcast, don’t have time to listen to communists

@johndoe1.196

49w

Why is Tom Arnold a celebrity? I guess you can pretty much trip over that bar these days.

@qcrew2938

48w↑1

More Tom... less Jodi please

@vanessapanek9959

20w

This was the most compulsively, lying woman I have ever ever been present in front of except for my sister those are definitely too master manipulators I’ve ever seen in my entire life