Adam Carolla (born May 27, 1964) is an American comedic radio and televisio… Read Full Bio ↴Adam Carolla (born May 27, 1964) is an American comedic radio and television personality, best known for co-hosting the radio shows Loveline and The Adam Carolla Show, and the television shows The Man Show and his own short-lived Too Late With Adam Carolla. He is literally a millionaire. Wrote and starred in The Hammer!

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Adam and Jimmy Kimmel PART 2
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John Viera

5y↑43

Adam brings it every time.

BeauTEAful You

4y↑41

Adam is everything and the fact that all of the children in the comments hate on him makes it 10x better!

Charlie Dillon

5y↑11

Carolla is a master story(re)teller. Listen to ten total hours of any of his thirty different podcasts and you'll hear every thought he's ever had more than twice.

Neg Ative

Charlie Dillon
I really hoped his standup would be new material. It was funny. Almost as funny as when I heard the same stories twenty years ago in HS on LoveLine

John Nimbus

5y↑177

Jimmy trying real hard not to slip back into Man Show mode lol

Cripford

@absentiabenertia who wouldn’t? lmao

Anderson M

Seriously

absentiabenertia

4y↑20

Must ..
Keep..
Making....millions

Jarrett Pierce

5y↑86

jimmy is always better when adams around

sixty8 whiskey

@ganxtah rex name one right wing loser that’s funny.. I’ll wait

Sam Sepiol

@Anonymous User wrong

ganxtah rex

3y↑4

Because he turns off flaming liberal mode for a few minutes

RUOK

3y↑1

@The Vash not false

The Vash

@Anonymous User false

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gman2015

5y↑9

It's awesome these two are still friends!

NerdLord

4y↑8

Love seeing them together again,almost felt like the man show

pinegd1

3y↑12

Finally, a reason to watch Kimmel.

CmdrSloanne

5y↑7

I miss The Man Show, Jimmy & Adam please bring it back as a Special once a month or year.

Phil

5y↑90

Adam Carolla is the exact mid-point between Steve-o and Gilbert Gottfried.

Jake Brown

There it is

john clhugyugihjbvgbkj

I saw GG when I first glanced at the pic.

THG

Michael Pipkin

No. No, it's not.

THG

5y↑4

Dude, the most accurate statement of 2019.

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lithiumkc8

5y↑31

Adam was the Man show.

Daniel M. Clarke

Love these two. Fun stuff.

Happily Ham

5y↑190

And now for girls jumping on trampolines!

Edwin Roger

@Jax Ralph Instablaster :)

Jax Ralph

I dont mean to be so offtopic but does any of you know of a method to log back into an instagram account..?
I somehow forgot my account password. I would love any assistance you can offer me.

Neg Ative

I don’t think Jimmy wants his current audience digging into his past too much.

raymond Schricker

5y↑6

Ziggy Zaggy, Ziggy Zaggy, Oi, Oi, Oi!

John’s Reactions

Happily Ham It also sounds like homophobia, women don’t like seeing naked women, When guys don’t like seeing naked men they are called homophobic, How is this any different

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Carlos Quintero

5y↑5

This is hilarious 😂 😂

nphilly420

3y↑1

live adam carolla. great man great father

Jacob Zepeda

5y↑4

Adam is hilarious! I love when he is on jimbo kimbo’s show. Baba Boey Baba Boey

Sebastian Garcia

I love how the kids in the comments section hate him. Man I love this hahahaha

futureZbright

5y↑6

Carolla is like if Gilbert Gottfried took meds

FaRtBoMb42

I didn't have my glasses on and I thought Al Franken was doing a really good Adam Carolla impression.

Mr Fieldstein

5y↑23

Crank Yankers is coming back so the Duo will be together again, and I'm hopeful that it's not just a producer role.

Ian Lange

3y↑2

Jimmy Kimmel is to Adam Carolla what Andy Richter is to Conan O'brien... except if Andy Richter had his own late night show, it wouldn't suck...

2010mceric

5y↑11

This is true love.

Pauly Valenzuela

5y↑8

Aceman! We love Adam Carolla.

thehutch357

5y↑53

Man show 2.0 we need a reboot

Cap Baby

4y↑2

Lmao I wish that show it was part of my childhood it would be banned in a week

Jon Smith

Hahaha omg he's great!

Yoda

4y↑4

Can we talk about how jimmy became the fit one of these two.

JoeCnNd

4y↑1

You act like Adam's a shitbag or something. lol, but yeah I remember Jimmy was big.

Cali9000

5y↑15

Potsie....
Love the current references Adam.

armancz

You beat who in what?😂That was his funniest joke

B Dre

3y↑11

I always wished Adam Carolla had gotten to a higher level of Fame like Jimmy. He honestly is the funnier of the two

Cody Lee

2y↑1

Agreed

B Dre

@John Rushing so you're clueless and have a dreadful sense of humor. Got it.

John Rushing

2y↑1

if you're 12 maybe.

Clint Patac

4y↑5

I would say a more appropriate care to describe him would be the Toyota “Carolla”..

lurker

5y↑9

Sorry to make something non political into something political but it’s crazy how they both went to different sides of the spectrum

jimmy williams

3y↑4

I think Adam rides more center. JK just caught a bit of TDS like many of my liberal friends

Clinton P Munkres

5y↑65

Carolla is starting to look like Elliot Gould.

Neg Ative

Who?

Mark Still

Well Elliot is on the podcast monthly.

Lynn Turman

5y↑1

Elliot Gould in the 70s is as cool as it gets.

Владимир Сабуров

Clinton Munkres true

Robert Miller

5y↑1

Adam is just funnier than the other twatwaffle. I first noticed watching the man show.

Pinstripe Jim

5y↑10

Ace Man! Always dresses appropriatey despite his relaxed attire daily, not over doing it, but snazzy. Off the cuff humor and quick whitted. Get it on!!!!

trjfred

Carolla always looks like he is taking a crap.

Ricardo Rodriguez

5y↑3

Man. Clearly most of the audience was aware of his politics

HisashiBuri8

5y↑1

It could have been an American tourist that drew it?

tRad Dad

5y↑20

Adam- Cool
Jimmy- Ghey

jodysin7

I concur

LUKE UZZELL Bryan

Why can't I find it on NETFLIX?

blackmoor40k

5y↑38

I love Adam, but I don't know if his comedy goes over with the millennial with references to Potsie from Happy Days, and Dudley Moore.

D Ruiz

4y↑2

@Slasherhorror1980 millennials are too busy being offended to recognize humor.

nunya beezwax

Dudley Moore. Timely reference.

Liface

5y↑2

Millenial reporting in. The beauty with Adam is that his references always went over his audience's heads, and he knew it. I learned so much about 70s entertainment from his analogies on Loveline.

John’s Reactions

5y↑6

blackmoor40k If it’s not on Netflix, YouTube or Hulu they don’t know

Slasherhorror1980

5y↑8

The millennial generation are humourless anyway.

Aydin Tebyanian

5y↑64

I can't be the only person who likes both Jimmy and Adam right? and thinks they are both funny still, just in difference ways.

nick simon

Aydin - you’re not the only one - together they are both better versions of themselves

Sam C

5y↑1

@mike73ng
If a dead career means multi millionaire with multiple successful podcasts and a multi million dollar car collection, then I guess you are right

Beefinthehole

5y↑2

I like to say I like them both, but I really only listen to Adam's podcasts. People always whine that he tells the same stories, but he's been doing 20 hours of podcasting per week along with radio and tv appearances, in addition to his radio days prior to 2009, for almost 10 years so I'm not sure how people are expecting 10,000 hours of original material when most stand ups only put together a few hours their entire career.

John’s Reactions

5y↑1

mike73ng It’s because he interviews famous people, not because of his personality man

mike73ng

5y↑1

Nike you are naive. He has one of the most coveted jobs in show business.

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Steve Reed

5y↑24

Kimmel will always be known for boot lickin every issue he comes across. What a dweeb.

Bryan Yasuhara

5y↑1

Adam should have asked Jimmy why he stopped being a misogynist homophobe.

Victor Ortega

5y↑1

Great call back patsy from happy days. I'm sure every knows who he means.

Victor Ortega

@John’s Reactions some stumbled on to happy days on hulu..hahaha 😂😂😅😅

Victor Ortega

@Hollins23 *potsie 😆

John’s Reactions

Victor Ortega Oh yeah if it’s not on Netflix, Cardi B or a You-tuber none of you would know what it is

Hollins23

5y↑1

* Potsy

matthew kühl

5y↑2

Just so you females know: this is a typical guy conversation. 100% authentic 😋

Ernesto Cuevas

5y↑5

Norm McDonald looks a little weird

JOHN LAIR TV

Like for Jimmy and this penguin 🐧

Media Buster

5y↑2

When was Kimmel funny again? I don't know..

A Red Motorcycle

@NunChuck Taylor
Cite a time when he was funny? How does that work? That's subjective. You're an idiot.

Alex C

@NunChuck Taylor no response?

Alex C

@NunChuck Taylor I use to love Kimmel until a few years ago. He was my favorite late night host to watch. Adam I never found that much funny although I did like him a bit on The Man Show and on his apperances on Bill Mahers old show Politically Incorrect. I really haven't laughed at anything Adam has said in a long time. Like did u see his roast on the Roast of Alec Baldwin? I thought it was awful. Doesn't mean I hate him though.

Alex C

@NunChuck Taylor who Kimmel or Carolla?

NunChuck Taylor

Alex C good ad hominem. Now try to cite a time when he was actually funny…

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ermonski

4y↑9

ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OI OI OI

IW Nunn

5y↑2

Funny

Mark L.

5y↑24

No trampolines.... Not interested.

mart nor

Awwwww I remember this sexism sexual assault guy jimmy that no one talks about anymore

idkman09

4y↑2

You take picture of yourself sleeping.

T Nyce

5y↑5

Man show reunion

Todd Herman

get it on!

Summers Winterer

5y↑45

Ratings in the dump Jimmy? Carolla is doing Jimmy a favor because I can't say I've watched 5 minutes of Kimmel in the last five years.

Avi

4y↑1

A sad little Trumpist ... it's so obvious, you chimptrumpees need to get a life.

NunChuck Taylor

5y↑5

Because your preferences are everyone’s preference.

Gregory

5y↑50

Jimmy knew better that to bring up real issues because Corolla would have burned him.

Mimi Brown

5y↑3

You people really don’t know the difference between fact and opinion. He literally asked him within the first 1 1/2 minutes

2ndSTG

5y↑8

Canttouchthis04 Sounds like conformation bias to me.

Canttouchthis04

5y↑3

2ndSTG yeah because Adam doesn't want to embarrass his best friend. Adam is a genius. Good luck outdoing him logically.

2ndSTG

5y↑13

on the contrary, sounds like jimmy tried, and adam dodged twice

Joe

5y↑5

Yeah, that's it.

Matt Dangel

5y↑1

Thumbs down. No girls jumping on trampolines.

North Sea Brent

5y↑3

Now where’s the strippers jumping on trampolines.

A Red Motorcycle

Did you just assume the gender of heavy people? Curb your micro aggressions, brah!

John’s Reactions

5y↑3

North Sea Brent These days it would be heavy women or transgenders

Bridgette Alley

😂😁💗😇😎

Michael Pipkin

The More You Know.

Liberty Justice for all

Girl jumping on trampoline next time jimmy

Beto vargas

4y↑3

Corrola is a real genius... now that we know they both are divided by politics, i would love to see them debate..

Beto vargas

4y↑3

@ERIC JAMES i agree .. jimmy has fallen off

Emmanuel Styles

He looks like jared from subway now

Flipping Birdies

Sorry Jimmy, but you'll get over it.

robert babb

cant stand Adam Carolla

Joshua Prusha

😴😴😴😴😴

QueeferSutherland

Adam really sucks now, oh well, damn shame

Brick Tamland

5y↑10

Adam is an absolute genius in the comedy world. His witt is unmatched.

Slug Doom

Jala Bala oh ya

Jala Bala

5y↑1

@Slug Doom I didn't say it, the guy above me lol

Slug Doom

Jala Bala “unmatched” lmao okay

Jala Bala

5y↑1

Really lol... Kinda flat

Cam Sully

4y↑1

Carolla wants to defend his pal Jimmy but he can’t say it explicitly otherwise he loses the Conservative fanbase who loves him & hates Kimmel

edge2991

Why dont they talk Bout trump

mikess56

Whats the joke with the towel?

Ryan Blessing

5y↑1

When Jimmy and Adam 1st met it was for a "celebrity" boxing match. Adam was Jimmy's corner man. You will often see the corner man have a towel over his shoulder. Jimmy lost the fight.

Roxanne J

He’s brought it for all of his appearances. It’s just a thing.

self discarded king of ruin 72

5y↑2

Is that a hairpiece?

Spark BMX Training

Trevor Daniels

I don’t get it.

trey johnson

Wow a comedian political views determine if you are funny or not? wow we suck so damm sensitive. both side of the aisle. Folks need to relax and enjoy life. i guess im liberal but Adam funny as hell

John’s Reactions

5y↑1

trey johnson Adam is socially liberal he only votes Republican for financial reasons

Andrew Isbell

5y↑2

Ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oi oi oi

Joe

Ziggy ziggy ziggy hoi hoi hoi

brandon Diggins

5y↑70

Remember the man show?... When jimmy was funny.

Brandon

victor raines Around the same time Adam started sucking off Dennis Pragar.

brandon Diggins

@naz salabarria yes... Jimmy and adam taught me how to chug beers.

Cy *

14 million subs

wvusmc

5y↑2

The Man Show was most excellent.

Cesar Marquez

Found the Trump supporter

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Bill N.

Ziggy Ziggy Hoi Hoi Hoi!

Jimmy

sellout

MINDTHEPENDULUM

5y↑1

Why isn't Jimmy crying? I thought that was his normal self.

C.O.N. Collecting Of Nostalgia

5y↑8

BRING BACK THE MAN SHOW

Joseph Sedano

5y↑1

The Wogan Transformers bloke they’re bringing back Crank yankers

absentiabenertia

4y↑2

Polar opposites now

CRU Love

720p?

Fintech

5y↑2

What a try hard

Mary Budd

5y↑12

Adam is great. Jimmy not so much.

chris M

5y↑4

Find it amazing how they can be friends since Jimmy is a pinko commi

sixty8 whiskey

Being a right winger already makes you less evolved

Avi

4y↑2

You would. It's very difficult for lesser evolved species such as yourself to understand the concept of not hating someone for their political leanings. You'll get it one day....maybe.

Michael Nonan

no. he is not funny at all.

Chris Long

Adam is the better part of Kimmel.

burlymugg

HI GUY!

RichardCorral

5y↑13

Adam>Jimmy

David Jimenez

All day!

Cesarin Hurtado

5y↑1

Stop it with the political comedy, that’s Colbert’s thing.

刘宇龙

叔叔们，怎不学詩众泡咩??，永生永世，，，?。

Daman Rai

5y↑4

This is brutal

M K

5y↑3

Adam...too much botox dude...I almost bought tix to see the show but I just can't do it...comedians are supposed to not give a damn about what others think of them...laugh at the world...the moment you shut up botox...that whole assumption falls apart and nothing's funny anymore.

S. H.

4y↑1

M K I’m sure Carolla is absolutely heartbroken by your statement

randomhuman19

5y↑1

The only things funny about Adam is how funny he thinks he is.

One Bad Hombre

5y↑15

I can't stand Adam Carolla! He thinks he's some kind of intellectual

Wild Bill

5y↑4

That’s because ur a ignorant lefty

randomhuman19

5y↑3

Exactly. An admitted uneducated, borderline illiterate thinks he has all the answers and we should just let him decide everything that is best for us.

cihcegarevatonmi

5y↑1

That man was hard to watch..ewww---and why he was hating on Bradley Cooper. What a jerk.

cihcegarevatonmi

@Spark BMX Training I guess just didn't like his humor.

Spark BMX Training

5y↑1

cihcegarevatonmi it was sarcasm...

Lucius Julius Flavius

4y↑1

This just shows who the real man is in this interview. Spoiler alert; it isn’t jimmy kimmel. Don’t correct me on my punctuation or English skills because I would bury you in math and science and English doesn’t matter as much