Best Friend
Adam Sandler Lyrics

When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car
You are always there for me, even when I'm waiting alone, and you make sure I get to where I need to go.

You tell me the bus already left, Cause you're my best friend!
You don't leave me stranded or alone, and even if the bus has already gone, you let me know.

When I'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wrong, You tell me to fix it Cause you're my best friend
You always look out for me, even in small ways, and you make sure that I'm presentable and appropriate.

Best friends tell you you got boogers on your nose, Best friends don't laugh when you wear your grandpa's clothes, You're my best friend!
Even in the embarrassing moments, you're upfront and honest, but you don't ridicule or put me down. You're my truest friend.

When those guys ripped up my ticket for the Mariah Carey show, You told me it wasn't that great, Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!)
You are always protective of me, and even when things don't work out, you help me rationalize and move on.

When those guys gave me the wrong directions to Mark Hagen's party, You told me it wasn't that great, Cause you're my best friend! (You're my best friend!)
If something's not worth it, you aren't afraid to be honest, and you make sure to steer me away from potentially bad experiences.

Best friends tell you when you got Cheetos in your teeth, Best friends dont ring your doorbell then punch you in the chest, You're my best friend!
You keep me in check, even in the small things, but you're never cruel or violent with me. You're my closest ally.

(Best friends!) Dont call you Pit Stains or Marphy, (Best friends!) Way back when you waved hello!, (Best friends!) Don't hold their nose and point at you, (Best friends!) Help you find your hat
You respect me and never belittle me or make fun of me, even from way back in the simpler times. And in times of trouble or loss, you help me recover.

Oh, you're not just a friend, You're my best friend (Take it!)
You're more than just a friend to me, more than just someone I hang out with. You're my closest, most trusted confidante.

When those mean girls stole my pants and tied me to the front gate of the school, You told the teacher I was out there, Why? Cause you're my best friend! (You're my best friend!)
Even in the toughest situations, where I'm helpless, you still look out for me and find someone to help me.

When Mr. Koocher's dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach, You were playing football so you couldn't help but I know you would've, Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!)
Even if you can't be physically present or if you have other things going on, you care enough about me to make sure I'm okay.

(Best friends!) Don't kneel behind you while the other guys push you, (Best friends!) Don't step on your sandwiches!, (Best friends!) Help you out of the caf. garbage can, (Best friends!) Don't tell you that Tracy Garner wants to dance with you
You don't join in with the crowd or try to be part of something that would hurt me. You see me as more than just someone to be picked on, and you make sure I don't get hurt anymore.

Oh, you're not just a friend... you're my best friend!
You're the best thing that's happened to me, and I'm so grateful for you. Our friendship means the world to me.

Oh, you're not just a friend! You're my best... friend!
You are my truest friend, not just someone I hang out with or pass the time with, but someone who's important to me.

Call me back!
Just a friendly request to get in touch, to talk more or catch up. Our friendship means a lot to me, and I'm excited to stay connected.