She Comes Home to Me
Adam Sandler Lyrics
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I have finally made my score
I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
But she loves me the most
Even though she's a highly paid whore
She'll give head to a sheep
She can stuff three cocks in her cheek
She'll do the groom and the best man
She'll slap your ass in the back of a van
But she comes home to me
She could fuck nine guys in a row
But still have a tenth for me
And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips
Unless you pay an extra fifty
So mister, don't you fall in love
'Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove
Since her heart belongs to me
She has a throat that just won't quit
She can take all of it
And still have room for your balls
But she shops in the malls for me
She'll say twelve then call back and say one
But I don't care I know it's just work not fun
When she blows you, Jack
Don't you think she's not thinking of me
She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack
But strictly for the cash
And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee
to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
(Put a water bottle in her gash)
She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin'
But don't you dare try to go antique-ing
'Cause she does that with me
Her pussy's sweet as honey
But when she moans, it's just for the money
Unless she's sittin' on me
She'll cram your asshole with a mouse
But she won't do it in our house
Tough luck, Jack
She knows that don't fly with me
She might eat your wife's box
But she won't tell ya where you left your socks
She rolled up and down your fat prick
But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
She's got a face full of nuts
And a mouth full of cocks
She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,
She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
But they never got to know her actual name
On your face she will piss
On your chest she might poop
But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup
That's simply reserved..
Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya
But she'll never thank you for free
'Cause baby... comes home to me.
Comin' home!
The song "She Comes Home to Me" by Adam Sandler presents a very controversial theme, displaying the lyrics of a man's satisfaction as he is in a relationship with a prostitute. He boasts about the fact she is in love with him, and even though she is paid to have sex with other men, she always comes home to him. The song applies humor to the idea of infidelity, describing in vivid detail the whore's sexual skills and acts she performs on other men but leaves for him. The lyrics are graphic, but the humor offered in the song doesn't condone the actions described.
The lyrics present a story of a man's relationship with a prostitute, using comic flair and an idiosyncratic display to make a statement on societal norms that deviate from traditional relationships. The song delivers a satirical approach to the fidelity in terms of love, revealing a critique of the norms of relationships and how acceptance of such is flawed. Through the use of humor, Sandler presents the paradox of society that judges some forms of love and relationships more than others.
Line by Line Meaning
Though I have been a fool for love
Despite my past failures in relationships
I have finally made my score
I have found someone who loves me
I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
I am in a committed relationship
But she loves me the most
She is deeply in love with me
Even though she's a highly paid whore
Despite her profession as a prostitute
She'll give head to a sheep
She is skilled in oral sex
She can stuff three cocks in her cheek
She is capable of performing multiple sexual acts at the same time
But she comes home to me
But she is faithful to me
She'll do the groom and the best man
She is willing to perform sexual acts with anyone
She'll slap your ass in the back of a van
She is comfortable with different sexual environments
She could fuck nine guys in a row
She has a high sex drive
But still have a tenth for me
But she is committed to our relationship
And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips
I am the only one she is emotionally intimate with
Unless you pay an extra fifty
Unless you pay extra for a specific sexual act
So mister, don't you fall in love
Don't get emotionally attached to her
'Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove
I'm the only one she is emotionally intimate with
Since her heart belongs to me
Because she is emotionally committed to me
She has a throat that just won't quit
She is skilled in oral sex
She can take all of it
She is capable of performing sexual acts with different partners
And still have room for your balls
She can handle multiple sexual acts at once
But she shops in the malls for me
She is emotionally committed to me
She'll say twelve then call back and say one
Her job as a prostitute requires her to be flexible
But I don't care I know it's just work not fun
I understand that her job is just a way to make money
When she blows you, Jack
When she performs oral sex on you, Jack
Don't you think she's not thinking of me
She is emotionally committed to me
She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack
She is willing to perform sexual acts for money
But strictly for the cash
But it's just a job for her
And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee
I am the only one she is emotionally intimate with
to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
To watch her perform a sexual act
She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin'
She is comfortable with different sexual acts
But don't you dare try to go antique-ing
Don't try to develop an emotional connection with her
Cause she does with me
She has an emotional connection with me
Her pussy's sweet as honey
She is sexually attractive
But when she moans, it's just for the money
She is performing sexual acts for money
Unless she's sittin' on me
Unless she is emotionally intimate with me
She'll cram your asshole with a mouse
She is willing to perform unusual sexual acts
But she won't do it in our house
She only performs sexual acts for money
Tough luck, Jack
It's unfortunate for you, Jack
She knows that don't fly with me
She knows that I am emotionally committed to our relationship
She might eat your wife's box
She is willing to perform sexual acts with anyone
But she won't tell ya where you left your socks
She only performs sexual acts for money
She rolled up and down your fat prick
She performed sexual acts on you
But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
I am emotionally intimate with her
She's got a face full of nuts
She is sexually active
And a mouth full of cocks
She performs sexual acts for money
She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,
She has performed sexual acts with different partners
She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
She is willing to perform sexual acts with anyone
But they never got to know her actual name
She only performs sexual acts for money
On your face she will piss
She is willing to perform unusual sexual acts
On your chest she might poop
She is willing to perform unusual sexual acts
But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup
She only performs sexual acts for money
That's simply reserved..
She won't perform sexual acts for free
Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya
She is skilled in different sexual acts
But she'll never thank you for free
She only performs sexual acts for money
'Cause baby... comes home to me.
She is emotionally committed to me
Comin' home!
Returning to me
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