Dick Van Dyke
Apocalypse Hoboken Lyrics


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Punch that mule in it's mouth
Let it know it's place
Shove your sex down my throat
Cuz I like the taste
On top a Mexican sun
I'm shooting gold with style
Barefoot in Hollywood
Too stoned to fake a smile
A plea for help a cry for better days
Assimilation of another type another close shave
Gone for good your baby's built for speed
Hold your breathe and let your mind breathe
Kick that boy in the cunt
Just to watch his face
Sucking love through a straw
Blind in a cloud of mace
Black tar resin smoke
I like your JuJu bees
Part the seas with a grunt
You got us on our knees




I won't say I want it
Cuz I gotta have it

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Apocalypse Hoboken's song "Dick Van Dyke" are quite cryptic and require a bit of analysis to understand. The song seems to be about excess, hedonism, and reckless behavior. The first few lines suggest violence and dominance, with the singer encouraging the listener to assert their power and gratify their base desires. The line "shove your sex down my throat cuz I like the taste" implies a sexual encounter without regard for the singer's wellbeing or pleasure.


The next lines seem to be a reference to a luxurious lifestyle, perhaps in Hollywood or Mexico. The singer boasts about "shooting gold with style" and being too high to fake a smile. However, there is a note of desperation in the lines "a plea for help a cry for better days / assimilation of another type another close shave", suggesting that the singer is not truly happy.


The rest of the lyrics are similarly dark and disturbing, referencing violence, drug use, and degradation. The line "kick that boy in the cunt just to watch his face" is particularly shocking and disturbing. Overall, the song seems to be a critique of excess and self-destructive behavior, but it is not entirely clear what message the band is trying to convey.


Line by Line Meaning

Punch that mule in it's mouth
Assert your dominance over those that may challenge you


Let it know it's place
Make it abundantly clear what is expected of it


Shove your sex down my throat
Force me to consume your sexuality regardless of my own desires


Cuz I like the taste
I am willing to endure discomfort and discomforting behavior to satisfy my desires


On top a Mexican sun
Basking in the free-flowing and indulgent lifestyle of a sun-kissed Mexican locale


I'm shooting gold with style
I am living my carefree lifestyle with an expensive taste and flair


Barefoot in Hollywood
Being completely at ease with and unencumbered by the glitz of Hollywood


Too stoned to fake a smile
Unwilling or unable to pretend to be happy or satisfied amidst the personal turmoil


A plea for help a cry for better days
A desperate entreaty for redemption and brighter, more hopeful days ahead


Assimilation of another type another close shave
The emulation of new, different traits and habits, and the dangers that come with it


Gone for good your baby's built for speed
Your beloved is forever departed and had a propensity for recklessness


Hold your breathe and let your mind breathe
Take a break from your thoughts and allow them to wander and drift


Kick that boy in the cunt
Inflict harm or pain on someone in a very specific, gendered way


Just to watch his face
Derive pleasure from the act of causing pain or discomfort, particularly for its own sake


Sucking love through a straw
Desperately grasping for affection and validation in any way possible


Blind in a cloud of mace
Rendered helpless or incapacitated by an overwhelming physical irritant


Black tar resin smoke
A potentially dangerous or addictive substance consumed for recreational purposes


I like your JuJu bees
Expressing enjoyment or admiration for a particular item or behavior


Part the seas with a grunt
Easily and impressively accomplishing difficult feats with little effort or fanfare


You got us on our knees
You possess a power or influence that has caused us to submit to you


I won't say I want it
I will refrain from expressing a desire or preference, but it is nonetheless present


Cuz I gotta have it
I am driven by an irresistible urge to obtain or acquire a certain thing or experience




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