Llama In My Living Room
AronChupa Lyrics

My neighbor's knocking and I open carefully
The singer hears a knock at the door and opens it cautiously

He looks a bit like ron jeremy
The neighbor resembles the adult film actor Ron Jeremy

He's screaming at me "damn you little albatraoz!"
The neighbor is shouting angrily about something called 'albatraoz'

While he smells like chips and calvadaoz
The neighbor has a strong odor of chips and alcohol

He said what the hell is going on
The neighbor demands an explanation for the situation

What is the goddamn growl?
The neighbor is confused about a strange noise

That ain't no sound of rock 'n' roll
The neighbor believes the noise is not a typical rock 'n' roll sound

I said I'm so sorry but I got this thing I have to show
The artist apologizes and explains that they have something to reveal

That might be good for you to know
The artist suggests that the revelation will benefit the neighbor

So I brought him inside
The artist invites the neighbor into their home

Don't know why
The singer is uncertain why they have invited the neighbor inside

But then suddenly he just passed out
The neighbor suddenly faints

I thought well alright
The singer is unfazed by the neighbor's fainting

Can't deny
The singer cannot deny the presence of a llama in their living room

That I got a llama in my living room
The singer reveals that there is a llama in their living room

I saw my little neighbor shaking on the floor
The artist notices that the neighbor is trembling on the ground

I never seen a man like that before
The artist has never witnessed such behavior from someone

He didn't even make it through my kitchen door
The neighbor was unable to enter the kitchen

He must have thought it was a dinosaur
The singer believes that the neighbor mistook the llama for a dinosaur

Then he opened up his eyes screaming "I'mma kill that thing!"
The neighbor regains consciousness and threatens to kill the llama

Then his big arm started to swing
The neighbor begins to swing their arm in a threatening manner

I tried to calm him down, told him take it easy now
The artist attempts to calm the neighbor down and advises them to relax

It's just my llama named chow chow
The singer introduces the llama and reveals its name

Then he raced up, he said "what?"
The neighbor reacts with surprise or disbelief

I said I'm sorry but I just can't stop
The singer apologizes but cannot help their love for llamas

Now you know what
The singer suggests that the neighbor has learned something new

That I got a llama in my living room
The singer reiterates that they have a llama in their living room