Conventioneers
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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You walked into the room
And the whole place stopped to notice
Standing next to you, I feel hopeless and you know this
I've never been ashamed of my attraction
I'd be happy if you gave me just a fraction
As we danced, I could see in your eyes
You and me as senior citizens in love
I followed your perfume out away from all the rabble
Right up to your room for a drink and travel Scrabble
You, stationed in the warm glow of the TV
Too patient as I'm playing L-O-V-E

And we laugh, and we laugh, and we laugh
And we have to or we'll end up in the bath

Now we're in the bath, I'm already thinking marriage
I know that in the past it was something I'd disparage
You turned down all the lights, I lit the candles
We rolled around in robes and hotel sandals
Then you slept, and I dressed, and I left
And I guess I'll see you Monday like before

Before all the fireworks exploded
Our conversations were so loaded, innuendo flying
Now what can we say?
Have a nice day
Looks like rain today

Now I'm in a cab, heading back to my apartment
Everything is drab, and I wish it never started
Now I've landed in this awkward situation
How can I just avoid a conversation?




So I wait, come in late, it'd be great
If you transferred out of state

Overall Meaning

The song Conventioneers by Barenaked Ladies tells the story of two colleagues who attend a work conference together and end up spending the night together. The song is told from the perspective of the male protagonist, who is hopelessly in love with his coworker. He is not ashamed of his feelings for her and wishes she felt the same way. As they dance, he can see a future with her as senior citizens in love. They end up in her hotel room playing Scrabble and laughing together. They eventually end up in the bath together, and the singer thinks of marriage, but ultimately realizes that it was just a one-night stand. He leaves before she wakes up, and they go back to their normal work routine on Monday.


The song explores the complexities of workplace relationships and the blurred lines between professional and personal interactions. The male protagonist seems to be unsure about how to proceed with his feelings and is torn between his desire for a romantic relationship and the fear of awkwardness at work. The song is also imbued with a sense of melancholy and regret, as the singer wishes he could go back to before the encounter and avoid the whole thing.


Overall, Conventioneers is a poignant and witty exploration of the pitfalls and joys of human relationships.


Line by Line Meaning

You walked into the room
You entered the gathering, catching the attention of everyone present


And the whole place stopped to notice
People were attracted to you and ceased their activities to catch a glimpse of you


Standing next to you, I feel hopeless and you know this
I am hopelessly attracted to you and you are aware of my feelings


I've never been ashamed of my attraction
I have always been honest about my attraction towards you


I'd be happy if you gave me just a fraction
I would be content even if you reciprocated my feelings partially


As we danced, I could see in your eyes
While dancing, I could perceive through your eyes


You and me as senior citizens in love
The possibility of us being in love even at an old age


I followed your perfume out away from all the rabble
I followed the scent of your fragrance to escape the crowd


Right up to your room for a drink and travel Scrabble
We went up to your room to play Scrabble while having drinks


You, stationed in the warm glow of the TV
You were sitting still, fixed on the bright screen of the TV


Too patient as I'm playing L-O-V-E
You were too patient as I played the word 'LOVE'


And we laugh, and we laugh, and we laugh
We laughed heartily and continuously


And we have to or we'll end up in the bath
We laughed uncontrollably to prevent stepping into the bathtub


Now we're in the bath, I'm already thinking marriage
We are currently in the bathtub, and I am already contemplating marriage


I know that in the past it was something I'd disparage
I admit that I looked down on marriage before


You turned down all the lights, I lit the candles
You extinguished all the lights, and I set up candle lights


We rolled around in robes and hotel sandals
We frolicked while wearing bathrobes and sandals


Then you slept, and I dressed, and I left
You eventually slept while I left after getting dressed


And I guess I'll see you Monday like before
I surmise to see you again on Monday as usual


Before all the fireworks exploded
Before we engaged in a passionate moment


Our conversations were so loaded, innuendo flying
Our interactions implied something deeper, surrounded by sexual connotations


Now what can we say?
Now, we struggle to find something to say


Have a nice day
Our conversation ends with a typical parting salutation


Looks like rain today
The weather forecasts suggest that it might rain today


Now I'm in a cab, heading back to my apartment
I am currently in a taxi towards my residence


Everything is drab, and I wish it never started
Everything feels dull now, and I regret ever engaging with you


Now I've landed in this awkward situation
I am now stuck in this strange and uncomfortable position


How can I just avoid a conversation?
How can I refrain from talking to you?


So I wait, come in late, it'd be great
I could wait, be tardy, and it would be beneficial


If you transferred out of state
It would be easier if you relocated to another state




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Ed Robertson, Steven Page

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