Sidekick
Beefy Lyrics

Ready for whatever no matter what the scenario
I am always prepared and willing to face any situation that arises.

So here we go, rescue the girl of my brother Mario
Let's go and save Princess Peach, who is constantly being kidnapped by Bowser.

Can't control his woman so she's always darting off
Mario cannot keep Princess Peach from escaping Bowser's grasp, which frustrates him.

Too busy playing golf, maybe my older brother is soft
Mario is too busy with trivial things like playing golf instead of focusing on rescuing the princess. This makes him seem weak or incompetent.

But yo I've been his partner since the days of Atari
I have been Mario's loyal sidekick since the days of the Atari gaming console.

Up until the planet surfing, that's a whole other story
We have been on many adventures together, but traveling to different planets is a whole new level.

Well we in - breaking locks, busting blocks for the fire
We are currently breaking locks and breaking through blocks to rescue the princess who is trapped in a fire.

Kicking rocks, taking shots, till the goombas admire
We are bravely fighting our way through enemy territory, even until the goombas admire our skills.

And yo man I'm Italian so no calling me esay
I am Italian, so please do not call me 'esay' which is slang for 'homie' because it is disrespectful to my culture.

Comprende? But I've been known to look good in verde
Do you understand? But I have been known to look good in green.

Better say a prayer, I'm the Hammer Brother slayer
You should pray for Bowser's minions because I'm the one who will defeat them all

And the first can't control me, I'm a whole other player
Even the first Hammer Brother, who is supposed to be the toughest, cannot control me because I am a skilled player.

Don't ask to drive the kart cause we be off in a dash
Do not bother to ask me if you can drive the kart because we are already on the move.

But if ya ask me nicely you can take a ride on the mustache
If you ask me nicely, then you can ride along with me on the kart that looks like a mustache.

I'm a working plumber, rock the overall fashion
I am a plumber by trade, and I always wear overalls as my fashion choice.

Excuse me, I ghosts I gotta bust in my mansion
I am sorry, but I have to focus on busting some ghosts that are haunting my mansion.

You could call me psychic
I have excellent intuition and foresight, like a psychic.

You think think that I'm a sidekick
People often underestimate me and see me as a sidekick.

But I'm the one who's really in charge
Despite what others may think, I am the one who is truly in charge and leading the team.

Please don't think that I'm playing
I am serious and focused on the task at hand, so do not mistake my determination for playfulness.

If ya know what I'm saying
I hope you understand what I am trying to convey.

Stomp ya, smash ya, or put you behind bars
I am not afraid to use force to bring criminals to justice, whether it be stomping or smashing them, or arresting them.

Second little sidekick got two tails to boot
My fellow sidekick has two tails on his body.

Complicated mutilated but I keep it so cute
Despite having a complicated and slightly mutilated body, my fellow sidekick is still cute and endearing.

You can call me Tails cause I like it ironic
My nickname is Tails, which is ironic because I have two tails.

Got gin and tonic and some chronic cause I'm chiller than Sonic
I have a relaxed and cool demeanor because I enjoy drinking gin and tonic and smoking marijuana.

So he can run in circles and all over the place
Sonic, our main hero, is known for his fast running abilities and tendency to run and jump all over the place.

But I'm a flyer I get higher than those monkeys in space
I, on the other hand, have the power of flight and can reach higher heights than any monkey in space.

He can go without me I'll be there in a bit
Sonic may be able to leave without me, but I will catch up to him later.

To beat ya up Robotnic for the heinous crimes you commit
We will team up to defeat Dr. Robotnic, who is committing terrible crimes against us and others.

Take my little buddies and ya turn into slaves
Dr. Robotnic has the power to turn my fellow animal buddies into his slaves.

Turn em into robots or ya send em to their graves
He can either turn them into robots or kill them off completely.

Spin and when I hit ya make ya fly to the grandstand
I can spin rapidly and hit Dr. Robotnic, sending him flying all the way to the grandstand.

Even take you on the court and beat ya down with my back hand
If need be, I can even challenge Dr. Robotnic to a tennis match and beat him with my powerful backhand stroke.

Be shocked if you saw all the chili dogs we devour
You would be surprised at the amount of chili dogs that we eat.

You can clone me, make 100 little Miles Prower
Even if someone cloned me 100 times, there would still only be one Miles Prower.

I'm all about the smiles and I'm good for some chuckles
I am always upbeat and able to bring a smile to people's faces, and can make them laugh.

But I'm tired, gonna bounce, you can hang out with Knuckles
I am feeling tired and need to rest for a bit, so you can hang out with my fellow friend Knuckles instead.

Running through the fi-e-a (fire)
We are currently on a mission that requires us to run through fire.

Mission does requi-e-a (require)
This mission requires all of our focus and determination.

Then that is my desi-e-a (desire)
This mission is my top priority and main goal.

Don't really mind that it's my job to get looked past
Even though people may overlook my contributions, I do not mind because I know we are making progress.

So long as I get to open up a cans of some whoop ass
As long as I get to fight and defeat the bad guys, I am happy with our progress.

Put down your controllers cause it's time for a book
Stop playing video games because it is time to read a book.

May be named after a bird but I'm the bane of a crook
My name might come from a bird, but I am the one that criminals fear and avoid.

Graduated, name change, or I was killed by a clown
I have graduated, changed my name, or possibly was killed by a clown at some point in my life.

Gymnastic boy detective yeah ya know I'm holding it down
I am a skilled teenage detective who is also trained in gymnastics, and I always remain in control and focused.

Friends they call me Grayson, Penguin calls me a Dick
My friends may call me Grayson, but the villain Penguin often uses the derogatory nickname 'Dick' to insult me.

Campy 70s TV said I suit up on a stick, but...
In a 70s TV show, I was made to look silly by wearing my costume on a stick, but...

I'm out to get the man who murdered my folks
My main goal in life is to avenge the murder of my parents.

Took down Zucco now we chase the scary freak with the jokes
I have already taken down one notorious criminal named Zucco, and now we are going after a new enemy who uses jokes to scare and taunt us.

I'm a titan of a teen, so's the rest of my crew
I am a powerful and skilled teenage superhero, and the rest of my team is just as strong and capable.

Come and get us, when ya do we give it twice back to you
If any villains try to come after us, we will fight back with even more intensity and strength.

Yeah, I built my rep by the side of a dark knight
I have gained my reputation by fighting alongside the dark knight, Batman.

It's alright, could still take you all out in a bar fight
Even if I am not with Batman, I could still take out anyone in a physical altercation, such as a bar fight.

Dressed in red and yellow, not exactly covert
I wear a bright and noticeable costume that is not meant to be sneaky or subtle.

That's why you get double embarrassed when you're eating the dirt
When villains are defeated by me, they are even more embarrassed because they were defeated by someone with such a noticeable costume.

Above you in the dark, couldn't see me with a high-beam
I have the ability to be stealthy and unseen, even in the dark.

So when I come back to hit ya you'll be calling me the Nightwing
If I were to come back and attack you, you would have no choice but to call me by my superhero name, Nightwing.