Big Dumb Face originated from Borland wanting to make use of guitar riffs he had written for Limp Bizkit that the rest of the band did not want to use, as well as from his fascination with the band Ween. Borland worked on the CD in late 2000, released it in early 2001, and toured for BDF in early to mid 2001.
The tracks on the album range from death/thrash metal (Burgalveist, Blood Red Head on Fire) to new wave (It's Right in Here, Kali Is the Sweethog), to speed country (Duke Lion). The album has many musical ideas loaded into each song, with keyboards, drum machines, live drums, guitars run through synths, bass guitar and trip hop beats thrown into songs.
The project was set to the side once Wes quit Limp Bizkit in 2001 and he started up progressive metal outfit Eat the Day, but once Eat the Day fell through Borland briefly rejoined Limp Bizkit in late 2004. This led to a new BDF track in a death metal / thrash style titled "Darkness Becomes", but this was to be the final track to be released before the project was abandoned after Borland once again left Limp Bizkit in 2005.
Members;
Wes Borland (Knick-Knack Paddywhack Jones) - Guitars, Vocals
Scott Borland (The Messiah of Prophylactics) - Guitar
Kyle Weeks (Turturro's Ugly Uncle) - Vocals
Greg Isabelle (Wordless Shrieking) - Drums
Chris Gibbs (Sinister T-Bone Funyuns) - Bass
Mighty Penis Laser
Big Dumb Face Lyrics
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I keep it in a jar
You can not escape it
Not even in your car
It is not a mineral
Animal or plant
You will never find it
Don't try because you cant
Make it so it hurts your face and touch it
It burns out your eyes
Do not breathe around it
Sniffle, squeeze or cough
If you were to touch it
Your skin would sizzle off
Make it so it hurts and touch it
Spank it till it stinks and touch it baby
It's the mighty penis laser
The cause for every scream
It is better than anything you've got
Cause it's made out of a laser beam
Now is when the horror will be truly felt and
The sick smell of death will soon be smelt
It is a laser beam
It will never be seen
And it's zit is far more flameable than gasoline
Make it so it hurts your face and touch it
Spank it til it stinks and touch it baby
It is incapable of reasoning
This is the part where we sing
It's the mighty penis laser
The cause for every scream
It is better than anything you've got
Cause it's made out of a laser beam
Mighty - Penus - Laser
The lyrics of "Mighty P**** Laser" by Big Dumb Face are a vivid description of a mysterious and dangerous object, presented in a humorous and irreverent fashion. The first stanza describes the object as something that is invisible and intangible, yet extremely hazardous, with the power to burn and disintegrate anything that comes close to it. The second stanza reveals that this object is none other than the "mighty penis laser," a phallic symbol that stands for unbridled aggression, violence, and sexual domination.
The lyrics are filled with explicit sexual references and obscene language, which underscores the band's punk and metal influences. However, at the same time, they also poke fun at conventional notions of masculinity and machismo, exposing them as empty and absurd. By using humor and exaggeration, the lyrics hint at the dangers and follies of unchecked male desire, and invite the listener to question their assumptions about sex and power.
Overall, "Mighty P**** Laser" is a playful and subversive song that defies easy categorization. It combines elements of rock, pop, and comedy into a raunchy and irreverent whole, challenging the listener's expectations and offering a unique perspective on the absurdity of human behavior.
Line by Line Meaning
You can never see it
This object cannot be physically seen or observed.
I keep it in a jar
I possess this object and store it in a container for safekeeping.
You can not escape it
No matter what you do, you cannot avoid or evade encountering this object.
Not even in your car
Even while in a vehicle, this object will still be present and unavoidable.
It is not a mineral
This object is not a natural, inorganic substance found in the earth.
Animal or plant
This object is not a living organism or vegetation.
You will never find it
This object is highly elusive and impossible to locate through any means.
Don't try because you cant
It is futile to attempt to search for or uncover this object since it cannot be found.
Make it so it hurts your face and touch it
If you interact directly with this object, it will cause physical pain and discomfort.
It burns out your eyes
Direct exposure to this object can cause permanent damage to your eyesight or even blindness.
Do not breathe around it
Even being in close proximity to this object can be hazardous to your health if you inhale its fumes or particles.
Sniffle, squeeze or cough
Any respiratory action near this object, such as sniffing, squeezing, or coughing can have negative consequences.
If you were to touch it
In the rare instance that you come into contact with this object, it could be fatal.
Your skin would sizzle off
Directly touching this object can cause severe burns and potentially burn off your skin.
Spank it till it stinks and touch it baby
This line is vulgar and does not provide further meaning or insight into the object.
It's the mighty penis laser
This object is called the 'mighty penis laser.'
The cause for every scream
This object is responsible for causing extreme fear and terror in those who encounter it.
It is better than anything you've got
This object is superior to any other object or thing that someone may possess.
Cause it's made out of a laser beam
This object is created from a highly concentrated beam of light.
Now is when the horror will be truly felt and
The moment has arrived where the terrifying nature of this object will become apparent.
The sick smell of death will soon be smelt
It is implied that encountering this object will result in a foul, noxious odor.
It is a laser beam
This object is comprised solely of a highly focused beam of light.
It will never be seen
This object is invisible and cannot be viewed by the naked eye.
And it's zit is far more flameable than gasoline
This line is vulgar and does not provide further meaning or insight into the object.
It is incapable of reasoning
This object is not capable of cognitive thought or reasoning.
This is the part where we sing
This line is simply indicating a transition to a singing portion of the song.
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: WESLEY LOUDEN BORLAND
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