Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
Bloodhound Gang Lyrics

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
I noticed that we had a brief fling some time back, which was followed by another instance of you seeking pleasure, just like a common practice of flipping through the pages of a Sears catalog

'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Your earlier partner couldn't satisfy you, and had an unexciting, uninteresting approach to making love, similar to Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard.

Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
You chose to be with me, and I warn you that I will take you to new heights of pleasure and ecstasy where you will experience divine sensations.

'Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
I know the right moves to make you sexually aroused and excited, almost like how Pavlov's dogs were trained to respond to certain stimuli.

Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
Similar to how a DC-10 airplane always goes down, I am certain that I will perform oral sex on you with utmost dedication and passion.

But baby your black box is the one that I found
I feel like I have discovered a hidden treasure, as your vagina is the most attractive part of your body to me.

I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
I can guarantee you a form of sexual pleasure that will keep giving and never stop, without requiring you to spend any money.

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
In the heat of the moment, she took control and told me to perform oral sex on her vagina despite its potential unpleasant odor.

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
I am diving down to perform cunnilingus on her with the same enthusiasm as if I were a cleaning agent called 2000 Flushes and her genitals were a toilet bowl.

I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
I can sense that she is enjoying the experience and becoming sexually aroused, which is evident by the way her face turns red with excitement and pleasure.

She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
Though she is unable to speak due to the overwhelming sensations, I am equally at a loss for words due to the intensity of the experience.

She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
She might be thinking about how amazing the sensations are, while I am thinking about some other seafood for dinner that night.

There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
If Al Pacino is capable of smelling the same vaginal odor I am experiencing, he may have a problem with his sense of smell.

'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
The scent of a woman's vagina can sometimes be unpleasant, like the smell of rotten tomatoes.

Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I want to be
I am performing oral sex with great enthusiasm, almost like snorkeling for clams, even if I might not necessarily want to be doing it.

Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
I am so dedicated to the task at hand that I will not pause for anything, not even for air, until I have finished performing oral sex on her vagina.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I am moving my face downwards towards her genitals and remaining in the third-base sexual activity territory.

I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
I can sense that she is aroused and ready for sexual intercourse by the taste of her genital area.

Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
There appears to be an abundance of yeast in her underwear, and I could make a lot of wine with them.

And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
If I really made wine out of the yeast found in her underwear, I would drink it while eating dinner at the Seafood Shanty restaurant.