The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Bloodhound Gang Lyrics


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Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a**?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your a** when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a**

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties





Would you f*** me for blow?

Overall Meaning

"The Ballad of Chasey Lain" by Bloodhound Gang is a song that is often viewed as vulgar and controversial due to its explicit language and sexual content. The appearance of the song's titular character, Chasey Lain, is somewhat of an enigma. She is a former adult film actress who became one of the most successful and sought-after performers of the industry during its heyday in the 1990s. She later became a mainstream actress and a star of the reality TV show "The Surreal Life."


The song's lyrics depict a fan (addressed as "Dear Chasey Lain") who writes multiple letters to the former pornographic actress, expressing his admiration and obsession with her. He fantasizes about performing sexual acts with her and demands that she lets him "eat her a**." He becomes increasingly angry and frustrated as she ignores his letters and never responds to his advances.


The song is intended to be humorous and satirical, as it pokes fun at the obsessive and sometimes dangerous attitudes of fans toward public figures. However, the explicit language and sexual content have caused controversy and led to accusations of misogyny and objectification of women.


Line by Line Meaning

Dear Chasey Lain
A greeting towards a person named Chasey Lain


I wrote to explain
I have written this letter to help you understand something


I'm your biggest fan
I admire and support you more than anyone else


I just wanted to ask
I have a question to ask you


Could I eat your a**?
May I perform sex acts on you?


Write back as soon as you can
Please respond to this letter promptly


You've had a lot of dick
You have been sexually involved with many people


Had a lot of dick
You have had a lot of sexual experiences


I've had a lot of time
I have had a lot of free time


But you ain't had mine
You haven't been with me sexually


I wrote to complain
I wrote this letter to express my dissatisfaction


Ya never wrote me back
You did not respond to my letter


How could I ever eat
It is impossible for me to perform sex acts on you


Your a** when you treat
Your behavior towards me


Your biggest fan like that?
As a result of this behavior, I am no longer your biggest fan


This letter is my last
This is the final letter I will send you


As your biggest fan
As someone who used to admire you greatly


I must demand
I am making a firm request


You let me eat your a**
You allow me to perform sex acts on you


P.S.
Postscript, additional information added after the main message


Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Introducing Chasey Lain to my parents


Chasey this is my mom and dad
Introducing my parents to Chasey Lain


Now show 'em them titties
Please expose your breasts


Would you f*** me for blow?
A crude question asking if someone would perform sex acts in exchange for drugs




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: JAMES M. FRANKS

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@CoachKussenVuist

@@Jake-yf9ky ahem.. kiddo? for real?
First of all, I'm from the Netherlands, how about you?
Do you know top40 anno 1998/2000? in the Netherlands??

Did you go to the same school?? a small town school population less than 30.000?
Did you?

You should not compare your school days with mine in a argument, and while i'm on the subject: writing shit this shit that.. how old are you?

So nice try "geezer"



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@djentu

Saw a guy sing karaoke to this in a bar on a random Tuesday night at about 7pm while everyone was eating dinner... Soon as the beat dropped I knew I was in for a treat... One of the highlights of my life seeing the reaction of that unsuspecting crowd that night...

@mduffy6835

No joke this is my karaoke song!

@djentu

@@mduffy6835 don't live in the Fort Wayne Indiana area do you??? That's where I was traveling for work when I witnessed this magic moment lol...

@athenscityriders8470

I dont know if its true but i would love to see something like that! Its like a real life american pie moment!

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