Yummy Down On This
Bloodhound Gang Lyrics

Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Repetitive chorus line expressing the desire for oral sex

Ouch it won't reach my mouth
Expressing distress over the length of the singer's genitals

If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house
If the singer's genitals were long enough to please themselves, they would never have to leave home to find a sexual partner

But I can't so here's where you come in
The artist needs someone else to provide oral sex because they cannot do it themselves

Giving it 'Diff'rent Strokes' just like Arnold Drummond
Performing oral sex that is diverse and unique, like the TV show 'Diff'rent Strokes' which featured diverse characters and storylines

Hummin' hmm hmm good like Campbell's
Comparing the act of oral sex to the taste and pleasure of Campbell's soup slogan 'Mmm Mmm Good'

And you'll handle the sack like the quarterback Randall Cunningham
The person performing oral sex will handle the singer's testicles with skill and expertise, likened to the quarterback Randall Cunningham's football skills

Cunningham like Joanie loves Chachi
A reference to popular TV show 'Happy Days', comparing quarterback Randall Cunningham to Joanie's love interest Chachi

They call him Ralph Mouth 'cause he's down on Potsie
Another 'Happy Days' reference, using the character Ralph Mouth who is known for his promiscuity, to describe someone who enjoys performing oral sex

Rocky chasing the chicken
A reference to a scene in the movie 'Rocky' where the character chases a chicken, implying that the person performing oral sex is eager and enthusiastic

Watch the plot thicken with the cock when your lickin'
As the person performs oral sex, the excitement and pleasure builds, like a plot of a story thickening

Me like Apollo your Creed my Mission
The artist compares himself to Apollo Creed from the 'Rocky' movies, and the person performing oral sex to his mission or goal

You go down for the count I countdown ignition
As the pleasure builds, the person performing oral sex will go 'down for the count' or climax, at which point the singer will also reach climax or 'count down ignition'

Blast off you're a rocket scientist
As the person performing oral sex causes the singer to climax, they are described as a skilled rocket scientist who made the launch successful

A genius what I mean is you suck at this
Ironically calling the person performing oral sex a 'genius' for their skill, while also making a joke about the act of 'sucking'

So escargot 'cause my snail needs Frenchin'
A pun on the French dish escargot, implying that the artist's genitals need 'frenching' or kissing and oral attention

You must be five stars cause my staff's at full attention
Comparing the person performing oral sex to a 'five star' service, because the artist's genitals are at full attention or erection

Dinner for one I know you got your reservations
Acknowledging that the person performing oral sex may be reluctant or hesitant, but the singer is willing to have 'dinner for one' or engage in pleasurable activities alone

Starvation like a Third World Nation
Comparing the person performing oral sex's reluctance to starvation and poverty in Third World countries

So do it for the children and I'll make a donation
Using humor to encourage the person performing oral sex to do it 'for the children', while also implying that the artist will reward them with a 'donation' or ejaculation

My fly's in your eyes let me rise to the occasion
The artist's genitals are so large that they obscure the person performing oral sex's vision, but the artist asks them to continue

In my Underoos I tend to be brief
The artist prefers to wear briefs or underwear, and also uses the double meaning of 'brief' to describe their sexual stamina

So when you're sinking your teeth deep into my beef
A crude euphemism for oral sex, with 'beef' being a slang term for the singer's genitals

You can fondle but it's kind of like McDonald's realize it's
Imagining that the person performing oral sex is exploring and touching the artist's 'beef', like someone might touch a McDonald's hamburger before eating it

Just a Happy Meal so you can't Super Size it
A double entendre, referring to both the fast food concept of 'Super Size' and the size of the singer's 'beef'. The singer expresses disappointment that the person performing oral sex cannot make it larger

Told to hold the pickle then you went and blew it
A reference to a McDonald's slogan 'hold the pickle' but implying that the person performing oral sex disregarded the instruction and 'blew it'

Gherkin off and the Special Sauce comes included
Another McDonald's reference, describing the person performing oral sex as 'gherkin off' (removing the pickle) and enjoying the 'special sauce', which is a crude reference to ejaculation

But you knew it did so concentrate like Tropicana
Assuming that the person performing oral sex is familiar with their partner's ejaculation, so they need to concentrate and swallow like they would with a Tropicana juice box

To eat a Chiquita you need to grow the banana
A euphemistic comparison to oral sex - just as one needs to grow a banana to eat a Chiquita brand banana, the artist is implying that the person performing oral sex needs to stimulate, grow, and excite his genitals

So can ya Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss
A reference to musicians Bob Dylan and Peter Criss, asking the person performing oral sex to move their head ('Bob') and tongue ('Peter') in a skilled and rhythmic fashion

'Til it's Chubby like Checker c'mon baby do the twist
A reference to musician Chubby Checker and his iconic dance, asking the person performing oral sex to continue until the singer achieves an erection or 'chubby like Checker'

It's all in the wrist like table tennis
Implying that the person performing oral sex needs to have good wrist control, similar to playing a game of table tennis

So beat me like Betty Crocker cake mix
A double entendre implying that the person performing oral sex should continue to stimulate the artist until he ejaculates, as well as a reference to beating a cake mix in baking to create a desired texture

Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it
Chanting to encourage the person performing oral sex to continue

If you were a Hindu I could aim for the dot
Punning on the traditional bindi dot worn by Hindu women, implying that the person performing oral sex's target is the singer's genitals

Yummy down on this
Repetition of the chorus, expressing the desire for oral sex

Yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken
A crude, sexual metaphor describing the singer's genitals as a 'throbbing pole of hot man chicken'

And feel free to wiggledunk those purple bulldog cheeks
An even cruder metaphor, encouraging the person performing oral sex to move their head and tongue around the singer's genitals as if they were 'wiggledunking' (a made-up word) and exploring 'purple bulldog cheeks' (another made-up phrase)