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Bloodhound Gang Lyrics

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm Jimmy Pop, ready quickly and ready to go, just add some energy to get me revved up

I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I am an annoying presence that won't go away, like a painful pimple, wart, or cyst

I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I am irritating and aggravating, like a pimple or cyst that forms under the skin

I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
My personality is superficial and shallow, like the plot of a poorly made gay porn movie

Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
I keep you wanting more, always wanting more, like the constant hunger in the poor country of Bangladesh

Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
I will confuse and overwhelm you, like the nonsensical utterances of the Swedish Chef from The Muppets

Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find
I am unique and rare, not easily found

Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
I am like a Native American without his traditional alcoholic beverages, out of my element and feeling lost

I'm like Schneider one day at a time
I take things one day at a time, like the character Schneider from the TV show One Day at a Time

I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
I am in control and dominant, like the famous handyman Bob Vila nailing up a piece of wood

To my wall like Daniel-son does
I am attaching you to my metaphorical wall, like the character Daniel-son did in The Karate Kid

I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because
I am performing repetitive and meaningless actions, like the wax-on-wax-off technique taught in The Karate Kid

I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
I get energized and amped up, like a Western Union wire transfer, and I always stay true to myself

And I got more balls than the daily lottery
I am fearless and daring, with more courage than the chance of winning the lottery

Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
I am an irritating discomfort that cannot be ignored, like the sensation of hemorrhoids

Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
I am constantly making jokes and being ironic, like the playful nature of a lesbian orgy

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
I don't care about your opinion of me

Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
I dislike you because we are different and do not share similar traits

Second verse is different from the first
The second part of this song is different in tone and content from the first

I'm Jimmy Pop I am
I'm stating my name again for emphasis

Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
I am repeating my name in a playful way, like a children's song

See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
My name is not important and I am indifferent to your opinions

And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
I have a unique perspective, like the angles of a parallelogram

And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
You will be attentive and listening closely, like a large field of corn

I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
I will make you feel disoriented and confused, like a dizzy spell, while also bragging about myself

Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
I always have a valid and sharp argument, like a pencil with a fine point

You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
You'll want to spread my argument to others, like a poorly rolled marijuana joint that falls apart easily

I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull
I am Jimmy Pop and I am here, describing myself as fast-acting and effective, while belittling you as a common seagull

As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
I am augmenting your thoughts and ideas to the point of bursting your metaphorical head

Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
I am leaving a negative and unpleasant impression, like the taste of spoiled Liverwurst

Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face
I will intimidate and scare you, like the violent horror movie The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
I will quickly move on and disregard your thoughts, like spitting out toothpaste and forgetting about it

Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
I am releasing frustration and anger, like the steam from a Chinese Laundromat

But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap
I may be letting off steam, but I won't tolerate any nonsense or disrespect

I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I have disdain for many people of different races

I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
I dislike using public restrooms, but this is a common sentiment

I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
I have a dislike for feminist women who are also lesbians, because I perceive them as unattractive

I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I have negative feelings towards Spin Magazine, because they do not promote or support my music

I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I dislike television personalities Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford

I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I have a strong dislike for all movies by the short filmmaker Spike Lee

I hate people that think I care what they think
I have contempt for those who believe I am interested in their opinions or thoughts

I hate people that think their ass don't stink
I harbor animosity for those who believe they are perfect and incapable of error

I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I have a dislike for musician Jon Bon Jovi, but my disdain for his music is stronger

I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I have a distaste for murder, because it creates a tally of lives taken

I hate you but you hate yourself too
I dislike you, but it appears that you also have your own self-hatred

I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you
I don't like to be frank, but I would not want to be in your position