The Pants
Brad Paisley Lyrics


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36, 32, boot cut with a skoal ring
Grease stains, bleach spots and a hole in the knee
You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please

You wear the pants, buddy good for you
I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt

In the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties
Go try on that purple pair with the lacy frill
With your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'em
And with that attitude of yours, hell I bet you never will

You wear the pants, buddy good for you
I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt

A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
But just wait until that woman has a headache
And she sits there with her legs crossed we'll see how strong you are

You wear the pants, buddy good for you
We're so impressed, whoopty-doo
You'll soon find out that ain't how it works




It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt
You wear the pants, she'll wear the skirt

Overall Meaning

In Brad Paisley's song "The Pants," he criticizes the idea of traditional gender roles and the notion that the man in a relationship should be dominant and in control. The lyrics describe a man who takes pride in wearing the pants and being in charge, but the singer challenges this notion by suggesting that it's actually the woman who holds the power in the relationship. The man is described as rough and tough, with a rebellious streak, but the singer suggests that these characteristics do not make him the leader in the relationship. She emphasizes that it's not about who wears the pants, but who wears the skirt, suggesting that women hold the real power in a relationship.


The song is a commentary on traditional gender roles and the power dynamics within romantic relationships. It challenges the notion that the man should be in charge and suggests that this idea is outdated and no longer relevant in modern relationships. The lyrics are humorous but also carry a serious message about gender equality.


Line by Line Meaning

36, 32, boot cut with a skoal ring
The pants being described are a specific pair, boot cut with a skoal ring, size 36x32.


Grease stains, bleach spots and a hole in the knee
These pants are worn and have seen a lot of use, evidenced by the grease stains, bleach spots, and hole in the knee.


You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
The person wearing these pants believes that they convey a sense of rebellion or nonconformity, and they refuse to be told what to do.


And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please
This person implies that their significant other needs to accept that they will always do what they please, with disregard for anyone else.


You wear the pants, buddy good for you
The artist is sarcastically acknowledging that the person wearing the pants seems to think they have control or power in the relationship.


I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo
The singer is not actually impressed, and is making fun of the idea that this person wearing pants holds any real power or authority.


You need to know that ain't how it works
The singer is suggesting that the person wearing pants has a false idea of how relationships actually function.


It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt
The artist is trying to say that true power in a relationship is not determined by who appears to hold outward control, but by who is really making the important decisions.


In the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties
The artist refers to a drawer in their partner's dresser which contains various pairs of undergarments, and specifically mentions panties.


Go try on that purple pair with the lacy frill
The artist is suggesting that the person wearing pants should try on a pair of their partner's feminine underwear, a purple pair with lacy frills.


With your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'em
The singer implies that the person wearing pants is physically too large to fit into the panties, and hence not as powerful or dominant as they think.


And with that attitude of yours, hell I bet you never will
The artist is suggesting that the person wearing pants is too stubborn or closed-minded to even attempt to put on the panties, indicating that they are not the one truly in control.


A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
The singer is acknowledging that the person wearing pants is physically strong and capable, able to bench press a high amount of weight.


A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
The singer is contrasting the person wearing pants with their partner, who is described as physically weaker and less capable.


But just wait until that woman has a headache
The singer suggests that the person wearing pants will become less powerful or in control when their partner experiences an ailment, such as a headache.


And she sits there with her legs crossed we'll see how strong you are
The artist implies that the person wearing pants may not be able to handle situations where their partner is not physically or emotionally capable, indicating that they are not truly the one with power.


You wear the pants, buddy good for you
The artist repeats their earlier sarcastic comment, emphasizing the idea that the person wearing pants is not actually as powerful as they think they are.


We're so impressed, whoopty-doo
The singer continues to mock the idea that the person wearing pants holds true power or authority.


You'll soon find out that ain't how it works
The singer implies that the person wearing pants will eventually come to understand that their idea of power or authority is not realistic or valid.


It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt
The artist restates their earlier point, emphasizing that outward appearances of power do not actually indicate true control in a relationship.


You wear the pants, she'll wear the skirt
The artist reiterates the idea that the person wearing pants is not truly in control, and that their partner holds the real decision-making power.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: BRAD PAISLEY, CHRIS DUBOIS, TIM OWENS

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