The Naming Of Cats
Cats Lyrics


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The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games
You may think that I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three different names
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Baily -
All of them sensible, everyday names

There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter -
But all of them sensible, everyday names

But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?

Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum -
Names that never belong to more than one cat

But above and beyond there's still one name left over
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover
But the cat himself knows, and will never confess

When you notice a cat in profound meditation
The reason, I tell you , is always the same
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name
His ineffable, effable, effanineffable




Deep and inscrutable singular name
Name, name, name, name, name, name

Overall Meaning

In the song "The Naming of Cats" from Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical Cats, the singer speaks of the importance of giving cats not just one name, but three. The first name should be a practical one that family members use daily, such as Peter, James, or Alonzo. The second name should be a fancier one, like Electra or Admetus, and the third should be a particular and dignified name that only that cat possesses.


The third name, the singer explains, is crucial for a cat's sense of identity and self-worth. It is a name that the cat itself knows and never discloses to humans. The song suggests that this name is ineffable and inscrutable, underscoring that a cat's true essence can never be fully understood by its human companions.


Line by Line Meaning

The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
Naming cats is not easy


It isn't just one of your holiday games
Naming cats is not a trivial matter


You may think that I'm as mad as a hatter
You might consider me crazy


When I tell you a cat must have three different names
Cats require three distinct names


First of all, there's the name that the family use daily
The name that the cat is commonly known by in the family


Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James
Common names for cats in the family


There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter
There are more sophisticated names for cats


Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames
Names for male and female cats


But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular
Cats also need a unique name


A name that's peculiar, and more dignified
A name that is distinct and respectful


Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular
The name should enhance the cat's posture


Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
The name should also boost the cat's confidence


Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum
There are many names like this


Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat
Examples of unique cat names


Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum -
Other examples of unique cat names


Names that never belong to more than one cat
Unique names that are not shared by other cats


But above and beyond there's still one name left over
There is an additional name for each cat


And that is the name that you never will guess;
This final name is a mystery


The name that no human research can discover
The name is not known to humans


But the cat himself knows, and will never confess
However, the cat knows this name and will keep it private


When you notice a cat in profound meditation
When a cat is in deep thought


The reason, I tell you , is always the same
The reason is the same every time


His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
The cat is deep in thought


Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name
Thinking deeply about the final hidden name


His ineffable, effable, effanineffable
The final name is unique, indescribable, and mysterious


Deep and inscrutable singular name
The final name is profound and one-of-a-kind


Name, name, name, name, name, name
The importance of a cat's names cannot be understated




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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@jamsdodger8970

The naming of cats is a difficult matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three different names 

First of all, there's the name that the family use daily
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey
All of them sensible, everyday names 

There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames
Such as Plato, Admetas, Electra, Demeter
But all of them sensible everyday names 

But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? 

Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum
Names that never belong to more than one cat 

But above and beyond there's still one name left over
And that is the name that you never will guess
The name that no human research can discover
But the cat himself knows, and will never confess 

When you notice a cat in profound meditation
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought
Of the thought
Of the thought
Of his name

His ineffable effable effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name
name, name, name, name, name,
name, name, name, name, name



@jessieperez2030

LYRICS
What's a Jellicle Cat?
The naming of cats is a difficult matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three different names

First of all, there's the name that the family use daily
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey
All of them sensible, everyday names

There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames
Such as Plato, Admetas, Electra, Demeter
But all of them sensible everyday names

But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?

Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum
Names that never belong to more than one cat

But above and beyond there's still one name left over
And that is the name that you never will guess
The name that no human research can discover
But the at himself knows, and will never confess

When you notice a cat in profound meditation
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought
Of the thought
Of the thought
Of his name

His ineffable, effable, effanineffable
Deep, and inscrutable, singular name (echo)



All comments from YouTube:

@duanerichardsii9307

They didn’t even TRY to avoid the creepiness for this one. They leaned in

@rachelawesomerach1115

Weird

@ashlynnheller8400

I think thats why it works.

@nurailidepaepe2783

it's great.

@b.d6642

In my opinion this whole scene is weird on purpose because they present the jellicles to the audience as a whole new world, and as the show progresses we see the jellicles in a much more "human" light, as something more familiar, at first these all look like creepy weirdos but then so many if them get depth or character personalities that make them unique

@Annahg78

I know right! 😂🤣

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@Ngamotu83

This is different from when it's performed in front of an audience. Because the last time I saw Cats, they came out into the aisles and performed this number while positioned amongst the seats.

@merkules6

This was in 1998... So no of course it's different. The choreography isn't the same in every production, you see.

@princenaemon

@@merkules6 It was the same in 1998. It's just they couldn't portray the same choreography in this version because there wasn't an actual audience.

@kirstysmith5187

I did this in a production of it!

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