All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
My only desire for this holiday season is to obtain two front teeth that are made of gold.

Two gold front teeth
I specifically desire two teeth that are located in the front of my mouth and made of gold material.

With a diamond in each
I want each of these two front teeth to additionally have a diamond embedded within them.

I'd be a G if I could have two front teeth
If I were fortunate enough to acquire two gold teeth for Christmas, it would make me feel like a gangster or someone who is cool and flashy.

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
If I were to obtain these gold teeth for Christmas, I would share the joy with others by wishing them a fun and festive holiday season.

It's Christmas
The current time is the holiday season of Christmas.

And I'm toothless
Currently, I am without any teeth in my mouth.

I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless
There is a dental crown in my mouth that is causing me pain or difficulty.

I need a dentist that's both a driller and a jeweler
I am seeking dental services from a dentist who is not only skilled in drilling teeth, but also has expertise in working with precious metals and jewelry.

I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler
I wish to enhance my appearance by having a more attractive feature in the form of gold teeth in my mouth.

I don't want toys I don't want any money
I am not interested in receiving physical gifts or currency for Christmas this year.

I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny
Rather than desiring gold or diamonds to wear as accessories, I want my teeth to be adorned with these materials, much like the cartoon character Bugs Bunny.

This year the only thing on my list
The sole item that is included on my Christmas gift wish list this year is gold teeth.

Is two teeth to match the watch on my wrist
I hope to attain two gold front teeth to complement the gold watch that I already wear.

When someone says "Yo wazzup dog?"
If someone greets me with the phrase "Yo wazzup dog?",

I'll say: "You know I'm doin my plug fizzle
I will respond by saying, "I am doing well with my music promotion."

A real OG like ODB
I consider myself to be a true original gangster like the late rapper Ol' Dirty Bastard.

My record sales will triple."
My musical success will increase threefold, and I will become more popular in the industry.

I'd be like Pimp Dracula
By possessing two gold teeth, I would resemble a combination of two famous figures: a pimp and a vampire.

The Spetacula
I would be stunning and impressive to others.

Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea
I, Cledus T., will be seen as striking and formidable, similar to the wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Here I go again with my funky alter ego
I am once again embracing my fun and playful side by adopting a new, cool persona.

Making people laugh is the best gift I know
My greatest skill and favorite pastime is bringing joy to others through humor and comedy.

Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree
If I am able to gift others happiness and laughter, that would be the best present for me to give, and they can figuratively unwrap and appreciate it.

I want a million dollar smile like Master be
I desire to have an expensive and impressive smile like the successful musician, Master P.

I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly(sp?)
I will maintain the brightness and gleam of my gold teeth, much like the white birds that fly near my vehicle.

Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me
I am pleading with Santa Claus to bring me the gift of two gold front teeth with diamonds embedded inside.