Breath
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

I can smell the onions floating in the air
I can detect the odor of onions in the vicinity

Must be something that you ate
The presence of the odor suggests that the onions were likely consumed

I can't imagine how your mouth must taste
I cannot fathom the taste of your mouth based on the smell

Forgive me if I turn away
Please forgive me if I unintentionally move away to avoid the odor

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees
Even the faintest scent of the breath is overwhelming to me and causes physical discomfort

Almost pass out in your arms
It's so difficult to breathe in your vicinity that I feel lightheaded and nearly faint

I need a gas mask every time that you come near
I require respiratory protection like a gas mask every time you approach me due to the strong odor

And the halitosis starts
The foul odor of bad breath emanates from you

I can smell your breath
I can sense the unpleasant odor of your exhaled air

It's choking me to death
The bad breath is so overpowering that it feels like it's suffocating me

The only who doesn't know is you
You are the only one who is unaware of the bad breath issue

Here's some gum to chew
I suggest you chew on some gum to mask the bad odor

Er, baby there's no way you're kissing me
I cannot kiss you due to the extremely unpleasant odor of your breath

What you have for lunch?
I am inquiring about the food you ate to try to understand the source of the bad odor

Don't you ever brush?
I wonder if you ever brush your teeth, which could improve your breath

Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I'd suggest
I suggest you use a breath freshening spray like Binaca to mask the bad odor

Bad breath
The condition of having bad breath, which is the main issue discussed in the song

It's tough to be there when you're waking up
It's challenging to be in close proximity to you when you wake up due to the strong odor

And that green cloud fills up the room
The odor is so powerful that it seems to fill the entire room like a green cloud

It's worser than it's ever been before
The bad breath is worse than it has ever been previously

And I know and you know
Both of us are aware of the issue with your breath

And everybody in a three mile radius knows
The bad odor is so pervasive that anyone within three miles could likely notice it

You should a dentist soon
I suggest you visit a dentist to try to address the underlying issue causing the bad breath

Something must have died inside of you
The odor is so bad that it seems like something has died inside of you to cause it

What you ought to do
I recommend taking a specific action to try to alleviate the bad breath

Is chase a Cert or two
I suggest you use Certs breath mints to improve your breath odor

With Listerine
I suggest that you also use Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash, to help kill bacteria that cause bad breath

Even when you're gone
Even after you leave, the bad odor lingers on

The odor lingers on
The bad odor persists even after you are no longer present

I'm buying you an Oral be and a jumbo tube of Crest
I'm buying you an Oral-B electric toothbrush and a large tube of Crest toothpaste to encourage better oral hygiene