You Have No Right to Remain Violent
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics

Well, I asked you to dance
I invited you to dance with me

Now my nose is broken
You broke my nose

Must've said somethin' wrong
I might have said something inappropriate

Gosh, I was just jokin'
It was a harmless joke

But it's hard not to cry
It's difficult not to cry

With a gussied up eye
My eye is swollen

My face sprayed with mace
You sprayed my face with pepper spray

If ya didn't want to dance
If you didn't want to dance,

You could've just said so
You could have refused politely

And if I'd only ducked fast
If I had dodged the punch

Then I wouldn't have bled so
I wouldn't have bled as much

Do you think there's a chance
Do you think you could help me call for an ambulance?

You have no right to remain violent
It's not acceptable to be violent

That kick to my crotch
You kicked me in the groin

Uh, that was very uncalled for
It was an inappropriate and unnecessary action

You continued to beat and beat me
You kept hitting me

'Till I was black and blue
Until my bruises turned black and blue

I've been wantin' you
I was attracted to you

But not any longer
But not anymore

'Cause it's brutally clear
Because it's now very obvious

That you're so much stronger
That you're physically stronger than me

I'm madder than fire
I'm really angry

My jaws are both wired
My jaws are wired shut (because of injury)

One hell of a date
A terrible experience

I didn't know my bladder had failed me
I didn't realize I had peed myself

Until I looked down at my pants
Until I noticed the wetness on my pants

I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization
I believe I need urgent medical attention

But I ain't got no danged insurance
But I don't have health insurance

I bought a camcorder
I purchased a video camera

Got a restrainin' order
I got a legal order to keep you away from me

Now lay you're hands on me
Now you are prohibited from touching me