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Predicts
Criswell Lyrics
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Rgoid
0:03. “Criswell predicts the weather every night at 6 and 11 on Eyewitness News. Dennis O’Donell on sports.”
0:16 “What up, Cris?”
0:22 “Whoa.”
0:29 “Well, that’s all in the past.”
0:35 “Keep those cue cards steady. C’mon, Criswell, don’t move your eyes too much. Keep it together.”
0:45 “In the future.”
0:49 “His hair looks like ocean beach at high tide. I guess he has a tiny Kelly Slater on the curl.”
1:03 “And let us punish your hair stylist.”
1:07 “My lovers.”
stitchvids
"Future events such as these will affect you in the future"
ok then. now that's straightened out.
lestatdelc
@Adam from Iowa - Bringing you the true story as it occurred of future events that will affect you in the future.
Silvia Soderstrom
Oh u oh
Adam from Iowa
Future events spoken of in past tense.
Setebos
And to think that was one of the more profound lines in the film.
smichelle65
Remember, folks--this is all based on the sworn testimony of what happened on that fateful day. In the future.
P.J Lafferty
🤪😆
heyeveryoneimcool
God help us.... in the future.
drosera88
I like how it says 'Criswell Predicts' but he doesn't actually make any predictions.
tubian323
I think Criswell probably was in the movie because he was friends with Ed Wood.