7 Days To Change Your Life
Cullum Jamie Lyrics

Just one local call and you'll see
By making a single phone call to me, you can witness the transformation of your life.

A happy path through life not for free
While the road to a joyous existence is not without cost, I can guide you along it.

A little bit fat you can't get a girl
If you are struggling to find romance due to your weight, I can help.

Short on cash I'll change your world
I can revolutionize your life even if you are facing financial difficulties.

The only way now is straight up
There is no easy way out, but I can provide guidance to help you succeed.

Your deepest despair I'll make it stop
I can put an end to your most profound sorrows.

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For just under twenty dollars, I can help you change your life. Payment is accepted via most credit cards.

And you'll stay alive and you'll go far
Not only will I help you survive, but I will also aid you in achieving great success.

In just seven short days
Within the span of one week, I can alter your existence for the better.

You'll change your life
My services are guaranteed to bring about a significant transformation to your being.

All of your innocence found
You will rediscover a sense of purity and naivety, as my guidance will lead you to new experiences.

You'll even lose a few pounds
You will shed some weight due to my aid, contributing to a healthier and happier lifestyle.

See yourself making a mint
With my assistance, you will visualize yourself achieving financial success.

Quality time with your kids
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I know sometimes your life is a bitch
I acknowledge that life can be challenging and difficult at times.

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I've been there myself sad fat and bald
I have experienced the same struggles, including sadness, weight gain, and hair loss.

But soon with my help, you'll have it all
With my guidance, you will possess everything you desire in life.

I'll build you back up for the fight
I will restore your strength and resilience to persevere and conquer obstacles.

You'll be so wound up your stomach's tight
You will be so energized and focused that your stomach muscles will become taut.

Your the laugh of the party you'll get yourself laid
You will become the life of the party and enjoy romantic encounters.

Surely you'll trust me once I've been paid
Once you have compensated me for my services, you will be confident in my abilities and trust my guidance.

So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed
In the past, I felt overwhelmed by sadness, isolation, and dejection.

I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed
I had secluded myself in my living space and neglected to take care of myself personally.

And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess and that's when it happened
I was experiencing difficulties and smoking marijuana before my epiphany occurred.

So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life
I commenced my journey to healing by exposing myself to light and positivity.

I dreamed about success and money muscles women cars
I was motivated by acquiring wealth, physical fitness, romantic relationships, and luxurious possessions.

And even wives and they would always attend to my every need
I envisioned having multiple partners who would cater to my every desire and requirement.

So do you see what you can be, baby when you're with me?
By working with me, you will witness your potential and uncover a brighter future.