M&M My Band
D12 Lyrics

I don't know dude
I am unsure and confused about the current situation.

I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
I believe that people are envious and disrespectful towards me because I am the prominent figure in a musical group.

And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
Furthermore, I perceive that everyone holds a significant issue or grievance against me.

And they need to take it up with me after the show
If individuals indeed have any concerns or conflicts, they should address them directly with me once the performance concludes.

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
These women are completely unaware of the identity or existence of my musical group.

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Nevertheless, they are all attracted to me and desire close physical contact.

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
Because once I achieve great success and gain recognition, they understand that I will become highly esteemed.

All because I'm the lead singer of my band
All of this admiration and attention is solely due to my role as the frontman of our musical ensemble.

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
After performing, I make my way off the stage and casually release the microphone from my grasp.

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
Approaching attractive women confidently, I express myself in the following manner.

"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
"Greetings, ladies. I am known as Slim Shady.

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
As the lead vocalist of the renowned group D12, this is my distinguished identity.

They're all like "Oh my God it's him"
In response, these women exclaim with fervor, "Oh my God, it is him!"

"Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem"
"Becky, my God, it is Eminem himself!"

"I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock"
"I genuinely swear to God, my dear fellow, you truly excel in the art of rock and roll."

"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
"Please, Marshall, I beseech you, permit me to engage in oral stimulation of your genitalia."

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
At this point, my fellow bandmates start to feel envious and resentful.

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
Their envy amplifies, particularly when I deliver impressive beats and showcase my acapella skills.

All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
The female admirers begin to shout loudly, attracting attention from all the attractive women.

Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
In their excitement and admiration, these women cast their bras, shirts, and panties onto the stage as a sign of devotion.

So like every single night they pick a fight with me
Consequently, every single night, they initiate conflicts or arguments with me.

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
However, these disputes between us have an underlying resemblance to disputes between siblings.

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Ironically, they return to the stage with me the very next night, indicating that our conflicts are temporary and often trivial.

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
My personal belief is that you are attempting to divert attention and steal the spotlight from me.

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
As an example of the discord within our group, yesterday, Kuniva attempted to threaten me with a knife.

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
I provoked this confrontation by claiming that Jessica Alba is my future spouse.

This rock star shit, it's the life for me
I have found immense satisfaction and fulfillment in the lifestyle associated with being a rock star.

And all the other guys just despise me because
As a result, the rest of the group holds a deep-seated dislike or contempt toward me due to my success and popularity.

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Your intentions are simply to witness a person of color suffer or regress, aren't they?

Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Father, why do we not utilize the Protools software for our rap performances?

Smash these vocals and do a performance
Rather, we must rely on our vocal skills to deliver an exceptional performance.

But we in the van and he in a tour bus
While we are confined to traveling in a van, he luxuriates in a spacious tour bus.

You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
Your claim of not desiring my autograph is simply a falsehood.

And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
Furthermore, I am actually Swift, not Kuniva as you initially assumed.

What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
There is an issue or problem with the dressing room that warrants investigation and resolution.

'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal
This issue arises because the designated space appears to be considerably smaller than a decimal point.

See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
To clarify, I possess a firm understanding and skill in the art of rapping, as it is a fairly straightforward concept.

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
My knowledge and expertise in rapping merely stem from reading a book written by Russell Simmons.

So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Thus, I perceive myself as intellectually superior, striving to gain recognition and become known within the music industry.

Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
In my pursuit of fame, I engage in physical fitness exercises such as jumping jacks, enduring both mental and physical strain.

Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
The others view Eminem as an insignificant, arrogant individual, believing he is superior to the rest of us.

Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Indeed, I am aware of this situation where he constantly involves himself in unnecessary conflicts.

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
I was under the impression that we were scheduled for an interview with DJ Clue.

No I had an interview not you two
To correct you, I was the one assigned for the interview, not you two.

You gonna be late for soundcheck
At this rate, you will arrive late for the soundcheck.

Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
However, I have decided that I will not be attending the soundcheck altogether.

But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
Our microphones are malfunctioning, causing sound quality issues, while his microphone consistently delivers superior audio.

You know what man I'ma say somethin
You know what, man? I am going to express my thoughts and opinions on this matter.

Hey yo Em
Listen, Eminem.

You got somethin' to say?!
Do you have anything you would like to contribute or share?

Man no
No, I do not at the moment.

I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
I initially anticipated that you would confront and criticize him, so what happened?

Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
I will address him and express my grievances at my own discretion. For now, please refrain from speaking further.

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Moreover, you did not support or defend me as we are supposed to stand united as a crew.

When I was bout to talk right after you
Precisely when I was about to speak immediately after you.

I swear, I swear man
I genuinely swear, my dear fellow.

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
There is a common belief that the lead singers excel in their performance, while the rest of the group does not.

Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
In the past, we experienced immense success, selling out large venues, but now we have been reduced to performing in an amusement park.

I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I intend to inform the world that Proof possesses exceptional talent and is highly popular.

I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Perhaps I should silence his microphone as soon as the music begins playing.

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
I am prepared to lose my temper and respond harshly to an ignorant fan.

Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
Whenever I hear someone exclaim, "Hey dude, I love your band!"

We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
I must clarify that we are not a traditional band, as we do not play musical instruments.

So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent
Hence, I question why he receives 90% of the profits, while we are only allocated a meager 10%.

And these guys they can find every area code
Moreover, these individuals have the ability to identify and locate individuals in every area code.

Bitch carry your own
Therefore, I expect this individual to be self-reliant and responsible for themselves.

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
Unable to reach the stage due to security personnel obstructing my path.

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
(Who the hell are you? Where are Obie and Dre?!)

Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Goodness gracious, I am exhausted and disheartened by the dynamics within this musical group.

Time for me to go solo and make some loot
It is now the right moment for me to embark on a solo career and accumulate wealth.

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
I explicitly informed you previously that I am responsible for creating the beats and penning all the rap lyrics.

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
However, Kon Artist deceitfully introduced me to the usage of crack cocaine.

Lose Yourself video I was in the back
It came to my realization that during the filming of the music video for 'Lose Yourself,' I was relegated to the background.

Superman video I was in the back
Similarly, during the production of the 'Superman' music video, I found myself situated in the background yet again.

Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
I hold a disdainful attitude towards the media, and I possess some recommendations for improvement.

Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Disregard Marshall, instead directing the questions towards us.

Like who's D12, how we get started
Inquiring about the origins and nature of D12, asking how we initially formed the group.

(What about Eminem?)
(Hold on, what about Eminem?)

Bitch are you retarded?
My dear, are you mentally impaired?

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
At any rate, I hold the highest level of popularity within the group.

Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
Despite my large abdominal region, women find me attractive and endearing (hello, attractive).

50 told me to do situps to get buff
50 Cent, another prominent artist, advised me to perform abdominal exercises in order to develop muscular definition.

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
I successfully completed two and a half situps, but afterward, I was unable to rise or stand up.

Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
To hell with D12, I am departing from this musical ensemble.

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Instead, I intend to establish a musical group with the authentic Roxanne.

Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
Girl, why are you unable to perceive that you are the sole individual meant for me?

And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
It pains me greatly to realize that you remain oblivious to my identity.

The hottest boy band in the world
We are regarded as the most popular and appealing boy band globally.

D12!
D12, the name of our esteemed group!

I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their
As the lead vocalist, I possess the influence to convince numerous women to remove their garments.

Underpants
More specifically, their undergarments.

And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Additionally, as the frontman of my band, my particular style of music, known as salsa,

Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
Elicits a desire among attractive women to engage in dancing.

My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
Keep an eye out for my upcoming track, titled 'My Salsa.'

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa music, characterized by its rhythmic beats and energetic melodies.

Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
Provokes an irresistible urge among beautiful women to dance enthusiastically.

And take off their underpants
Additionally, this music motivates these women to remove their undergarments.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
The enticing rhythm of my salsa music compels numerous attractive women to engage in dancing.

And take off their underpants, my salsa
Resulting in these women shedding their undergarments due to the mesmerizing effect of my salsa music.

(Where'd everybody go?)
(Where has everyone gone?)