My Band
D12 (Eminem) Lyrics

I don't know dude
I am unsure and confused about the situation

I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
I believe that people are envious and have negative feelings towards me because I am the frontman of a band

And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
I perceive that everyone has some sort of issue or conflict with me

And they need to take it up with me after the show
If anyone has a problem, they should address and confront me about it once the performance is over

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
These women are not familiar with the title of my music group

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Nevertheless, they are all showing excessive interest in me as if they want to make physical contact

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
Because once I achieve success and gain recognition, they understand that I will become prominent and respected

All because I'm the lead singer of my band
This is primarily due to my role as the main vocalist in my musical ensemble

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
After my performance ends, I leave the stage immediately and let go of the microphone

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
I approach attractive women confidently and say something along the lines of

"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
"Hello ladies, my name is Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
I am the primary vocalist in the music group called D12, babe"

They're all like "Oh my God it's him"
They all react with excitement and astonishment, exclaiming "Oh my God, it's him!"

"Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem"
"Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem!"

"I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock"
"I promise, by God, dude, you are amazing and incredible"

"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
"Please Marshall, please allow me to perform oral sex on you"

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
At this point, the other guys in the band become envious

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
This is particularly noticeable when I skillfully transition to acapella and showcase my rhythm and rhyming abilities

All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
All the women in the audience begin shouting and expressing their enthusiasm, especially the attractive ones

Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
They throw their bras, shirts, and panties onto the stage as a sign of admiration and attraction

So like every single night they pick a fight with me
Therefore, every single night, they intentionally provoke disagreements or conflicts with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Although we argue, it resembles the conflicts between siblings

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Because they join me on stage the following night, indicating that the conflicts are not long-lasting

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Mate, I simply believe that you are attempting to divert attention and steal the spotlight away from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Just yesterday, Kuniva attempted to threaten me with a knife

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This happened because I jokingly claimed that Jessica Alba is my future wife

This rock star shit, it's the life for me
I absolutely enjoy and embrace the lifestyle of being a rock star

And all the other guys just despise me because
Consequently, all the other guys in the band strongly dislike me due to these circumstances

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
You simply desire to witness a person's downfall, don't you

Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Hey dad, why don't we record our raps using Protools software?

Smash these vocals and do a performance
Let's deliver our vocal performances powerfully and put on a great show

But we in the van and he in a tour bus
However, we are traveling in a van while he travels in a luxurious tour bus

You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
You claim that you don't want my autograph, but you are lying

And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
No, my name is Swift (oh, I mistakenly thought you were Kuniva)

What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
What is the issue or problem with that dressing room?

'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal
Because my room appears to be smaller than a decimal fraction

See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
You see, I possess the knowledge and skills to rap. It may seem uncomplicated, but

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
All I did was read a book written by Russell Simmons

So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Consequently, I am more intellectually inclined and attempting to gain recognition and popularity

Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Engaging in physical exercise such as jumpin jacks while enduring criticism or punishment

Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Look at Eminem, a young and arrogant person who believes he is superior

Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Yeah, I understand, he is posing for a photograph

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Hey, I believed we had a scheduled interview with DJ Clue

No I had an interview not you two
No, I was the one who had the interview, not both of you

You gonna be late for soundcheck
You are going to be late for the rehearsal of the sound and audio setup

Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
I am not going to the soundcheck

But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
However, our microphones are malfunctioning, and his microphone consistently produces the best sound

You know what man I'ma say somethin
You know what, man, I am going to speak my mind and say something

Hey yo Em
Hey, Eminem

You got somethin' to say?!
Do you have something to say?!

Man no
No, not really

I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
I thought you were about to confront him and express your dissatisfaction, what happened?

Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
I will confront him when I am ready and in the mood, just shut up

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
And you didn't even support or defend me when we are supposed to be a team

When I was bout to talk right after you
When I was about to speak immediately after you

I swear, I swear man
I promise, I promise, man

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
There is a common saying that the lead vocalists are impressive, but the rest of the group is not

Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
There was a time when we had a large number of sold-out concerts in arenas, but now we perform at small amusement parks

I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I am determined to inform the world that Proof is incredibly talented and appealing

I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
I should deactivate his microphone when the music begins playing

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Prepared to lose patience and become angry towards an idiotic fan

Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
Each time I hear someone say, "Hey dude, I love your band",

We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
We are not a traditional band, so stop referring to us as one. We do not play musical instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get ten percent
Why does he receive 90 percent of the profits while we only receive ten percent?

And these guys they can find every area code
Moreover, these guys have connections and knowledge in every area code

Bitch carry your own
Hey, woman, take care of your own responsibilities

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
I am unable to reach the stage because security personnel are blocking my path

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Who the fuck are you? Where are Obie Trice and Dr. Dre?!

Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Damn it, I am tired and fed up with this music group

Time for me to go solo and make some loot
It's time for me to pursue a solo career and earn a significant amount of money

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
I previously informed you that I produced the musical beats and wrote all the lyrics

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Until Kon Artis secretly gave me crack cocaine

Lose Yourself video I was in the back
I was positioned in the background of the music video for "Lose Yourself"

Superman video I was in the back
I was also placed in the background of the music video for "Superman"

Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
I have a strong dislike for the media and I have some recommendations or ideas

Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Forget about Marshall (Eminem), direct your questions towards us (D12)

Like who's D12, how we get started
Ask questions like who is D12 and how did we begin our journey

(What about Eminem?)
(What about Eminem?)

Bitch are you retarded?
Are you mentally challenged, woman?

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Regardless, I am the most popular and well-liked person in the music group

Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
Despite having a large abdomen, women find me attractive (hey sexy)

50 told me to do situps to get buff
50 Cent advised me to perform situps in order to become more muscular and strong

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
I managed to do only two and a half situps, then I struggled to stand back up

Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
To hell with D12, I am leaving this music group

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
I am going to form a new group with the authentic Roxanne

Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
Girl, why can't you realize that you are the only one I truly love

And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
And it deeply saddens me to realize that you are not even aware of my name

The hottest boy band in the world
We are considered the most popular and attractive boy band globally

D12!
D12!

I get all the girl's to take off their Underpants
As the lead singer, I have the ability to persuade girls to remove their undergarments

And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Additionally, as the lead singer, I can captivate the audience with my captivating performance and stage presence

Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My energizing and infectious music entices all the attractive girls to want to dance

My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa
Be prepared for my upcoming single titled 'My Salsa'

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa

Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
My music motivates all the beautiful girls to want to dance

And take off their underpants
And remove their undergarments

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
My exhilarating salsa music compels all the attractive girls to want to dance

And take off their underpants, my salsa
And remove their undergarments, my salsa

(Where'd everybody go?)
(Where did everybody go?)