According to Plan
Danny Elfman Lyrics


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It's a beautiful day
It's a rather nice day
A day for a glorious wedding
A rehearsal my dear, to be perfectly clear
A rehearsal for a glorious wedding
Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know
That nothing unexpected interferes with the show
And that's why every thing
Every last little thing
Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go

According to plan
Our son will be married
According to plan
Our family carried
Elevated to the heights of society

To the costume balls
In the hallowed halls
Rubbing elbows with the finest
Having crumpets with Her Highness
We'll be there, we'll be seen
Having tea with the queen
We'll forget everything
That we've ever, ever been

(dialogue)

It's a terrible day
Now don't be that way
It's a terrible day for a wedding
It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in
That has led to this ominous wedding
How could our family have come to this?
To marry off our daughter to the nouveau riche
They're so common
So coarse
Oh it couldn't be worse
Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree
They could be land-rich, bankrupt aristocracy
Without a penny to their name
Just like you, and me
Oh dear

And that's why everything
Every last little thing
Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go

According to plan
Our daughter will wed
According to plan
Our family led
From the depths of deepest poverty
To the noble realm
Of our ancestry
And who'd have guessed in a million years
That our daughter with a face
Of an otter in disgrace
Would provide our ticket to a rightful place

(dialogue)

Marriage is a partnership
A little tit for tat
You'd think a lifetime watching us
Might have taught her that
Might have taught her that

Everything must be perfect
Everything must be perfect
Everything must be perfect perfect
That's why everything
Every last little thing
Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go





According to plan

Overall Meaning

The song According to Plan by Danny Elfman is from the perspective of the parents of a bride and groom who are about to get married. The first verse speaks optimistically about the wedding day, calling it a beautiful and glorious day fit for a wedding. However, the second verse reveals a more cynical perspective, as the parents express disappointment that their daughter is marrying into the "nouveau riche" instead of a more aristocratic family. Despite their reservations, the parents insist that everything must go according to plan, in order to elevate their family's status in society.


Overall, the song is a commentary on societal expectations and the pressures that people feel to conform to them. The parents are so obsessed with the idea of their family achieving "noble" status that they are willing to overlook their own reservations about the marriage. The repeated phrase "everything must be perfect" highlights the importance that society places on appearances and status, and suggests that even personal feelings and emotions must be subjugated to this ideal.


Line by Line Meaning

It's a beautiful day
Today is nice and pleasant


It's a rather nice day
The weather is quite enjoyable


A day for a glorious wedding
This is the perfect day for a stunning wedding


A rehearsal my dear, to be perfectly clear
This is a rehearsal, just to be absolutely clear about that


A rehearsal for a glorious wedding
This rehearsal is for a spectacular wedding


Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know
If nothing unexpected occurs


That nothing unexpected interferes with the show
If there's no unforeseen issue to cause any problem


And that's why every thing
That's the reason that every


Every last little thing
Absolutely everything


Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go
Each and every detail needs to be perfect - even the smallest thing


According to plan
Everything needs to be executed according to the plan previously set up


Our son will be married
Our son will officially get married


Our family carried
Our family is represented well through this marriage


Elevated to the heights of society
This marriage will help elevate our social status


To the costume balls
We'll attend fancy events where people wear ornate costumes


In the hallowed halls
We'll be in historic, prestigious places


Rubbing elbows with the finest
We'll associate with the most affluent people


Having crumpets with Her Highness
We'll even dine with the Queen herself


We'll be there, we'll be seen
We'll be present and visible


Having tea with the queen
We'll even enjoy tea with the Queen


We'll forget everything
We can forget about everything


That we've ever, ever been
Our past struggles will seem irrelevant


(dialogue)
There's a conversation happening, but it's not part of the lyrics


It's a terrible day
Today is an unpleasant day


Now don't be that way
Please don't react negatively


It's a terrible day for a wedding
Today is an unfortunate day to have a wedding


It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in
We're currently dealing with a very unfortunate situation


That has led to this ominous wedding
That's why this wedding seems like a bad omen


How could our family have come to this?
How did our family get into this situation?


To marry off our daughter to the nouveau riche
One of our daughters will be married to newly wealthy people


They're so common
They're not well-educated or sophisticated enough for us


So coarse
Their behavior and mannerisms are considered vulgar


Oh it couldn't be worse
This is about as bad as it gets


Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree
Actually it could be worse, and that's what worries me


They could be land-rich, bankrupt aristocracy
They could be from a noble family that's lost their assets


Without a penny to their name
They have no money or resources


Just like you, and me
They're just as broke as we are


Oh dear
This is truly upsetting


According to plan
All the arrangements and proceedings must happen as scheduled


Our daughter will wed
Our daughter will get married


Our family led
Our family will be represented as important


From the depths of deepest poverty
Our family has suffered financial hardships for a while


To the noble realm
This wedding will help elevate our social status to a more respected level


Of our ancestry
We'll be retaining the dignity of our family's background


And who'd have guessed in a million years
This outcome is truly unpredictable


That our daughter with a face
Our daughter who was once seen as unattractive


Of an otter in disgrace
Viewed as an unappealing animal and unworthy


Would provide our ticket to a rightful place
Will help our family to receive the proper respect and status we deserve


(dialogue)
This is more dialogue between two characters


Marriage is a partnership
A marriage is like an agreement in which both parties should be happy


A little tit for tat
Sometimes a bit of back-and-forth is necessary


You'd think a lifetime watching us
After paying attention to us for so long


Might have taught her that
Our daughter would have learned something from us


Everything must be perfect
Every detail needs to be exact and without flaws


Everything must be perfect
Everything needs to be perfect, absolutely nothing can go wrong


Everything must be perfect perfect
This cannot be stressed enough, everything must be perfect in every way


That's why everything
That's the reason that everything


Every last little thing
All the tiniest details


Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go
Every single thing needs to happen perfectly down to the smallest detail


According to plan
Everything must happen according to what we've planned out




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