Sex Dwarf
Dirty Sanchez Lyrics

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Sound of an exclamation

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Sound of arousal

Isn't it nice
Rhetorical question to introduce the concept of luring young women into a life of vice

Sugar and spice
Metaphor for tempting qualities

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Explaining the desire to manipulate and exploit young women

I can make a film
Claiming the ability to produce a movie

Make you my star
Offering the young woman a role in the film and insinuating sexual connotations

You'll be a natural the way you are
Complimenting the young woman's appearance

I would like you on a long, black leash
Conjuring an image of control over the young woman

I will parade you down the high street
Imagining the young woman as a possession to be shown off

You've got the attraction
Referring to the young woman's allure

You've got the pulling power
Referring to the young woman's ability to attract people

Walk my little doggie
Ordering the young woman to follow along subserviently

Walk my little sex dwarf
Referring to the young woman as a sex object to be dominated

We can make a scene
Imagining creating a spectacle with the young woman

We'll be a team
Implying a partnership in deviance

Making the headlines
Fantasizing about gaining media attention with their exploits

Sounds like a dream
Expressing excitement about the potential outcome

When we hit the floor,
Anticipating a physical encounter

You just watch them move aside
Expecting that bystanders will allow them to proceed due to their confidence

WE will take them for a ride of rides
Boasting about the sexual prowess of the duo

They all love your miniature ways
Praising the young woman's small stature

You know what they say about small boys
Making a crude joke about the young woman's sexual preferences

Sex dwarf
Title of the song and repeated exclamation

I'm in a Rolls Royce
Boasting about personal wealth and possessions

Look it's so huge
Commenting on the size and luxury of the vehicle

It's big and it's gold
Emphasizing the extravagance of the car

With my dumb chauffeur
Referring to the driver in a derogatory manner

Looking to procure
Suggesting an intention to seek out more young women

Run little doggie
Ordering the young woman to follow along subserviently again

Lurid disco dolly
Another term for young women in nightclubs

Run my little sex dwarf
Referring to the young woman as a sex object to be dominated again

I feel so lonely
Admitting to feeling isolated and unfulfilled

Get my little camera
Preparing to take photos or videos of the young woman

Take a pretty picture
Desiring to capture an image of the young woman despite her not being aware or consenting

In a gold Rolls
Repeating an earlier reference to the car

Making it with the dumb chauffeur
Suggesting sexual activity with the driver, despite previously referring to him with derogatory language

We can make an outfit for my little sex dwarf
Thinking about clothes and appearance for the young woman

To match the gold Rolls
Matching the attire to the car

And my dumb chauffeur
Referring to the driver again, this time with a derogatory adjective and without acknowledging the previous sexual reference

We'll all look so good
Aspiring for public attention and admiration

We'll knock 'em cold
Expecting to impress and surprise bystanders

Knocking 'em gold
An awkward phrase that likely is meant to connect with the previous line but doesn't have much meaning itself

In black and gold
A final reference to their matching clothing

We can have playtime
Alluding to sexual activity

In my little playroom
Imagining a space solely for sexual activity

Disco dollies
Referring to young women again, as objects of sexual desire

My sex dwarf
Referring to the young woman again as a sex object to be possessed and controlled

And my dumb chauffeur
Referring to the driver again without any context of sexual activity

I would like you on a long black lead
Repeating a previous line of wanting control over the young woman

You can bring me all the things I need
Suggesting the young woman's role as a supplier of sexual pleasure and novelty

Sex dwarf
Title of the song and repeated exclamation

Isn't it nice?
Repeating a line from earlier in the song

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Repeating another line from earlier in the song

Sex dwarf
Title of the song and repeated exclamation

Isn't it nice?
Repeating a line from earlier in the song again

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Repeating another line from earlier in the song again

Sex dwarf
Title of the song and repeated exclamation