Crackers 'n' Cheese
Eminem Lyrics


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If you really loved me
the way you say you do
If you love me half as much
as I love you
You would pluck a planet from the sky
You’d use a star to dot the “i”
In I love you... that is what you’d do
You'd take a dreary day
and you would paint it blue
If you loved me unconditionally
These are the things
that you would do for me

Because I need you
Like a fish needs the sea
Like a fire needs oxygen
Like a flower needs a bee
And if you really care for me
You’d let me video you while you wee

Standing up in the bath,
I shouldn’t even have to ask
Perhaps you’ll even store
a little more in a flask
These are just the things that people do
When their love for one another is true
Ba da da

We go together
Like a cracker and Brie
Like racism and ignorance
Like bling and R&B
But if you really want to show you care
You’d let me wear your underwear
When we visit your mum's,
it's a bit of harmless fun
I just like talking about your childhood
with some lace between my buns
There’s no reason for a big to-do
If your love for one another is true
Ba da da

We go together
Like a bird in a nest
Like Internet and porn
Like guns and the US
And if you love me
like you say that you do
You'd purchase forty cockatoo
And teach them to fly
in formation in the sky
And shit the words “Tim is God”
on my ex-girlfriend’s Hyundai
Sure, it might be easier with doves
But shirking challenges is not what love

Is all about
Love is not all wine and roses
Sometimes it’s handcuffs and cheese
No-one said love is for free
And if you agree with that
You'll sing me passages from the Koran
wearing nothing but a Bob the Builder hat
To the tune of waltzing Matilda
I just love the combination of Islam,
nationalism and builder

(Builder)
(Islam)
(Nationalism)
(And a little bitty builder)
(Islam)
(Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy)
(And Bob the fucking Builder)

Because I need you
Like a tick needs a tock
Like bananas need pyjamas
Like a nun needs cock
But if you want to put your love for me first
You wouldn’t go through childbirth
You’d agree to adopt
so that you could stay thin
We’ll get a Chinese kid,
it could teach us Mandarin
And communists don’t make as much noise
And they’re really good
at sharing their toys

Because I dig you
Like an Aussie digs pies
Like Born-Agains dig Jesus
Like Jesus dug guys

And if you love me unconditionally
You’d do my tax return for me
Cos it’s way overdue,
and I just don’t know,
I guess I’m self-employed
but do I still pay as I go?
And does the threshold apply to me?
And should I register for GST
And if you love me unconditionally




Would you let me video you while you wee?
Assuming there's nothing worth watching on the ABC

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song "Crackers 'n' Cheese" by Eminem revolve around the theme of love and the humorous things that two people in love may do for each other. The song begins with an expectation that if someone loves the other person as much as they claim to, then they would do extraordinary things such as plucking a planet from the sky or painting a dreary day blue. The lyrics indicate that if love is unconditional, then one could ask their partner to let them video them while they wee. The song also talks about how true love isn't only about wine and roses, but it is about handcuffs and cheese.


The song uses metaphors and similes to demonstrate the depth of love that one person can feel for another. For instance, the song compares the need for each other to a fish needing the sea, a fire needing oxygen, and a flower needing a bee. Other comparisons include racism and ignorance, cracker and brie, a bird in a nest, guns and the US, bananas and pajamas, and a nun needing a cock. The song is humorous and satirical, and it aims to entertain the listeners while making them ponder the true meaning of love.


Line by Line Meaning

If you really loved me
If your love for me is genuine


the way you say you do
as you claim it to be


If you love me half as much
If your love for me is just half of what I feel for you


as I love you
as strongly as my love for you


You would pluck a planet from the sky
You would do impossible things to show your love for me


You’d use a star to dot the “i”
You would go to great lengths to express your love for me


In I love you... that is what you’d do
You would do anything to express your love for me


You'd take a dreary day
You would make a bad day better for me


and you would paint it blue
you would make it a happy day for me


If you loved me unconditionally
If your love for me is without any condition


These are the things
These are the actions


that you would do for me
that you would perform to show your love for me


Because I need you
Because I rely on you


Like a fish needs the sea
Like a fish cannot live without the sea


Like a fire needs oxygen
Like a fire cannot burn without oxygen


Like a flower needs a bee
Like a flower needs a bee for pollination


And if you really care for me
If you truly love me


You’d let me video you while you wee
You would be comfortable around me, even for awkward moments


Standing up in the bath,
even in private moments


I shouldn’t even have to ask
You should be willing to share intimate moments without any reluctance


Perhaps you’ll even store
Maybe you would do even more


a little more in a flask
even unthinkable things for me


These are just the things that people do
These are only some of the ways people express their love


When their love for one another is true
When their love for each other is genuine


We go together
We are a perfect match


Like a cracker and Brie
Like two complementary things


Like racism and ignorance
Like two things that don't belong together


Like bling and R&B
Like two things that go well together


But if you really want to show you care
But if you truly want to prove your love for me


You’d let me wear your underwear
You would be willing to share everything, even undergarments


When we visit your mum's,
Even in front of your family


it's a bit of harmless fun
It's just a playful act


I just like talking about your childhood
I like to know more about your past


with some lace between my buns
even if it's weird and awkward


There’s no reason for a big to-do
It's not a big deal, just for fun


Like a bird in a nest
Like two things that go together


Like Internet and porn
Like two things that are inseparable


Like guns and the US
Like two things that define a nation


And if you love me
if your love for me is true


like you say that you do
as you claim it to be


You'd purchase forty cockatoo
You would do anything I ask, even unreasonable things


And teach them to fly
You would be patient and put in effort for me


in formation in the sky
even if it is not possible or practical


And shit the words “Tim is God”
even if it can get you in trouble or make you look silly


on my ex-girlfriend’s Hyundai
You would go beyond your limits to make me happy


Sure, it might be easier with doves
It might be simpler to do other things


But shirking challenges is not what love
But avoiding difficulties is not how love works


Is all about
It's not about making things easy


Love is not all wine and roses
Love is not always easy and smooth


Sometimes it’s handcuffs and cheese
Sometimes it can be rough and kinky


No-one said love is for free
True love comes at a cost


And if you agree with that
If you understand and acknowledge this fact


You'll sing me passages from the Koran
You would do things that may seem weird or awkward


wearing nothing but a Bob the Builder hat
and you would do it with pride and enthusiasm


To the tune of waltzing Matilda
You would put in effort to make it fun and interesting for me


I just love the combination of Islam,
You would go beyond your comfort zone for me


nationalism and builder
And you would embrace a diverse range of things for me


Like a tick needs a tock
Like two things that are essential to each other


Like bananas need pyjamas
Like two words that rhyme, but are unrelated


Like a nun needs cock
Like two things that are incompatible


But if you want to put your love for me first
But if you prioritize your love for me over other things


You wouldn’t go through childbirth
You would sacrifice things for me


You’d agree to adopt
You would consider alternative ways to start a family


so that you could stay thin
Even if it is not the conventional way


We’ll get a Chinese kid,
We would explore different cultures and traditions


it could teach us Mandarin
We would learn new things and grow together


And communists don’t make as much noise
Even if it goes against our beliefs or ideologies


And they’re really good
We could learn from them and seek harmony


at sharing their toys
We would learn to share and care for others


Because I dig you
Because I love you deeply


Like an Aussie digs pies
Like an Australian loves its national dish


Like Born-Agains dig Jesus
Like a religious group follows their beliefs


Like Jesus dug guys
Like a controversial theory about a religious figure


And if you love me unconditionally
If your love for me is without any condition


You’d do my tax return for me
You would help me out even in mundane tasks


Cos it’s way overdue,
Because I have been procrastinating


and I just don’t know,
And I need your expertise and guidance


I guess I’m self-employed
Because I am not sure of my status


but do I still pay as I go?
And I need you to clarify things for me


And does the threshold apply to me?
I need you to help me navigate the complexity of taxation


Would you let me video you while you wee?
You would even help me in awkward and embarrassing situations


Assuming there's nothing worth watching on the ABC
Even if it is inconvenient or uncomfortable




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