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Eminem Lyrics


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It's like this and like that and like this
It's like this and like that and like this

I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordless
Patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action
Than Rosco beating James Tarteenyer
And smackin' his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood
That I used as an excuse
And ain't shit changed
But kept the same mind state
Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
You probably think that I'm a negative person don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence I just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death
As I fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? Blow your brain out
I'm blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

It's only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord
Warlord of rap little bastard with a two by four board
That smashed into your Honda Accord, with a 4 door Ford
But I'm more toward droppin' an acapella
To chop a fella the mozzarella, worse than a helicopter propeller
Got you locked in the cella, with your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia, while I'm standin' next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an IV in your veins, feeding you liquid Darvocet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs on the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven
To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants and given
A less than 20 percent chance of living
Have a possible placement it's a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'm still alive!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your Adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department I've hired a arson
To set fire to carpet and burn up your entire apartment
I'm a liar to start shit
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight you need a crowbar to pry her apart wit, motherfucker
Slim Shady bitch, recognize

Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg wake up with the 40
Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D
Fuck an acid tab I'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fall to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
I'm blowin' up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombas, we blowin' up your house
Killing your parents and coming back to get your foster mommas
And I'm as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
'Cause I ain't making no more threats
I'm doing drive bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I'm more or less sick in the head
Maybe more 'cause I smoked crack
Today, yesterday, and the day before, saboteur
Walk the block with a Labrador




Strappin' more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
Coming together like the eyebrow on Al B. Sure
Line by Line Meaning

It's like this and like that and like this
This is the way things are, with no variation or change


I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordless
I am the best rapper without needing any assistance


Patrolling corners, looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I roam the streets, searching for targets to violently confront


I'm meaner in action than Rosco beating James Tarteenyer
I am more cruel and brutal than any act of violence you can imagine


And smackin' his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I would harm him with even the most unconventional weapons, like vacuum attachments


I grew up in the wild hood as a hazardous youth
I was raised in a dangerous and chaotic neighborhood as a troubled young person


With a fucked up childhood that I used as an excuse
My messed up upbringing has become the justification for my actions


And ain't shit changed but kept the same mind state
Despite everything, I have not changed my way of thinking


Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
My academic failures have been consistent since failing 9th grade three times


You probably think that I'm a negative person, don't be so sure of it
You may assume I am negative, but there is more to me than meets the eye


I don't promote violence, I just encourage it
While I claim not to promote violence, I still actively support it


I laugh at the sight of death as I fall down a cement flight of steps
I find humor in dangerous situations, even when I am personally at risk


And land inside a bed of spider webs
I end up in a situation that is entangled and suffocating


So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend
Let go of caution and take risks, alongside someone close to you


Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
If you survive a dangerous act, embrace the thrill and do it again


Shit, why not? Blow your brain out, I'm blowing mine out
Why not engage in self-destructive behavior? I am already doing so


Fuck it, you only live once, you might as well die now
Since life is finite, it may be better to end it sooner rather than later


It's only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns
I want to give you fair warning that I possess an inherently malicious nature


And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord
From the moment I was born, I had a gift for using metaphorical language


Warlord of rap, little bastard with a two by four board
I am a dominant force in the rap industry and a troublemaking individual


That smashed into your Honda Accord, with a 4 door Ford
I caused damage to your car by crashing into it with a larger vehicle


But I'm more toward droppin' an acapella
My preference is for delivering rap without background music


To chop a fella the mozzarella, worse than a helicopter propeller
I can verbally attack someone with skill and intensity, like a helicopter blade slicing through cheese


Got you locked in the cella, with your skeleton showing
I have trapped you in a confined space, exposing your vulnerability and weakness


Developing anorexia, while I'm standin' next to ya
As you suffer from an eating disorder, I am present, almost mocking you


Eating a full course meal, watching you starve to death
I indulge in a delicious meal while witnessing your slow demise from hunger


With an IV in your veins, feeding you liquid Darvocet
You are kept barely alive through artificial means, receiving strong pain medication intravenously


Pumping you full of drugs, pull the plugs on the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
I administer drugs to keep you alive, but won't hesitate to end the lives of others who have met a violent end


Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven, to receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants and given
Those who have suffered serious injuries are transported to the hospital with their pants removed due to the extent of the damage


A less than 20 percent chance of living
Their odds of survival are grim, with less than a 20 percent likelihood


Have a possible placement, it's a hospital patient
These individuals are temporarily placed in the hospital, facing uncertain outcomes


Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
The deceased are kept in a small basement belonging to your grandmother


Doctor Kevorkian has arrived to perform an autopsy on you
I assume the identity of Dr. Kevorkian, a proponent of assisted suicide, and prepare to dissect your body


While you scream 'I'm still alive!'
You desperately protest your continued existence as I proceed with the autopsy


Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
I forcefully insert a worn and rusty surgical knife into your skull


And pulling your Adams apple out through your mouth
I violently remove your Adam's apple from your throat by pulling it out through your mouth


Better call the fire department, I've hired a arson
You should alert the fire department because I have employed an arsonist who will set your surroundings ablaze


To set fire to carpet and burn up your entire apartment
The arsonist will ignite the carpeting in your apartment, causing a destructive fire


I'm a liar to start shit, got your bitch wrapped around my dick
I am deceitful in order to provoke conflicts, and I have complete control over your significant other


So tight you need a crowbar to pry her apart wit, motherfucker
She is so loyal to me that it would be nearly impossible to separate her from me, you fucking bastard


Slim Shady, bitch, recognize
I am Slim Shady, and you should acknowledge and understand my presence


Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg
I encountered an intellectually disabled individual named Greg who had a prosthetic leg


Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
I violently removed his prosthetic leg and used it to repeatedly strike him on the head


Go to bed with the keg, wake up with the 40
I go to sleep with a large keg of alcohol and wake up with a 40-ounce bottle


Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D
I combine my alcoholic beverage with Alka Seltzer and cough syrup to enhance its effects


Fuck an acid tab, I'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
I have no interest in using a single dose of LSD; I would rather attach an entire sheet to my forehead


Wait until it absorbed in and fall to the floor dead
Once the LSD is fully absorbed into my system, I will collapse to the ground, presumably dead


No more said, case closed, end of discussion
There is nothing more to add or debate; the matter is settled and closed


I'm blowin' up like spontaneous human combustion
I am becoming incredibly successful and famous, much like someone bursting into flames spontaneously


Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
I will leave you to deal with the aftermath of immense destruction and emotional pain


Cross the bombas, we blowin' up your house
By triggering explosive devices, we are causing your house to be destroyed


Killing your parents and coming back to get your foster mommas
Not only are we ending the lives of your parents, but we will also return to eliminate your foster mothers


And I'm as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
Just like the famed prophet Nostradamus, I am highly skilled at fulfilling my promises


'Cause I ain't making no more threats
I am done with issuing threats; I will now take action


I'm doing drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I carry out shootings from a moving vehicle with tinted windows, specifically targeting Vietnam War veterans


I'm more or less sick in the head
I am mentally disturbed to some extent


Maybe more 'cause I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before
My mental illness may be even more severe due to my habitual crack cocaine use over the past three days


Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador
I act as a saboteur, deliberately causing chaos, while walking the neighborhood accompanied by a Labrador Retriever


Strappin' more corral for war than El Salvador
I am armed with a larger arsenal of weapons and resources than the country of El Salvador during a war


Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
My style is offensive and repulsive, like a pile of verbal excrement


Coming together like the eyebrow on Al B. Sure
We are joining forces and uniting, much like the eyebrows of the musician Al B. Sure




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Written by: Marshall Mathers

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Intro]
It's like this and like that and like this
It's like this and like that and like this

[Verse 1]
I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordless, patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action than Roscoe beating James Todd, Sr
And smackin' his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood as a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood that I used as an excuse
And ain't shit changed but kept the same mind-state
Since the third time that I failed 9th grade
You probably think that I'm a negative person don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence I just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death as I fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? Blow your brain out, I'm blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

[Verse 2]
It's only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord
Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board
And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4 door Ford
But I'm more towards droppin' an acappella that'll chop a fella
To Mozzarella, worse than a helicopter propeller
Got you locked in the cellar with your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia while I'm standing next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an IV in your veins feeding you liquid darvocet
Pumping you full of drugs, pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven
To receiving with the asses ripped out of they pants and given
A less than 20 percent chance of living
Have a possible placement, it's a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'm still alive!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your Adam's apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department, I've hired an arson
To set fire to carpets and burn up your entire apartment
I'm a liar to start shit
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight, you need a crowbar to pry her apart with
Motherfucker
Slim Shady, bitch

[Verse 3]
Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg, wake up with the 40
Mix it with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D
Fuck an acid tab, I'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said, case closed, end of discussion
I'm blowing up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombers? We blowing up your house killing your parents
And coming back to get your foster mommas
And I'm as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus
Cause I ain't making no more threats
I'm doing drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I'm more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause I smoked crack today, yesterday and the day before
Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador
Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
Coming together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure!
Motherfucker



All comments from YouTube:

@PandamoniumRap

2nd verse is the best by far... this is lyrical poetry... what rap is all about!

@jonwhitt3679

Where's the 2nd beat from? it's sick

@DJNADJIBBeatz

@Jon Whitt The 2nd beat is from "the firm - firm fiasco" (it sound weird cuz it's pitched down a lil bit).

@RashaunEatOreos

I remember laying awake all night while hot97 played eminem the entire time
Didn't wanna miss a song

@damarcomusik639

Yea?! Damn i dont remember that tbh...didnt hear Em on hot97 too much..but i heard this on Stretch Armstrong on hot97

@RashaunEatOreos

@DaMarco Musik it was around slim shady lp was getting buzz
It didn't come out yet
I was so tired at school lol

@spek2747

​@@damarcomusik639I recorded this off Hot 97. Stretch Armstrong played it when he had his Sunday night show. He was Eminem's DJ back then so he had a bunch of exclusives.

@Havoconthe101

"Coming together like the eyebrow on Al B. Sure" That line is too sick

@itsdaholyshit

'with a fucked up childhood that I use as an excuse!' BEST LINE FO SURE!

@BigWillThePrince

damn. i havent heard shady in a long time. i just realized why im a fan again.

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