Intro/ Eminem/ Curtain Call
Eminem Lyrics


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May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a problem here...
{verse 1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the return of the
"awww wait, no way, your kidding
He didnt just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim shady
Yes Im the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
{verse 2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
ain)
{verse 3}
Im like a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha




Guess theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all stand up

Overall Meaning

The "Intro/Eminem/Curtain Call" track is the opening song from Eminem's 2005 greatest hits compilation album "Curtain Call: The Hits." It is a mashup of three different Eminem songs, namely the intro for "The Slim Shady LP," "The Real Slim Shady," and "My Name Is." The lyrics to the song are typical of Eminem, known for his controversial and often offensive lyrics that became a significant part of his appeal.


The song begins with Eminem asking for the attention of the listeners, and then he demands the real Slim Shady to stand up. The first verse of the song has Eminem commenting on the negative reactions he receives from individuals who are shocked to see a white person expressing himself in rap music. In particular, the line "Look at him walking around grabbin' his you-know-what, flippin' the you-know-who," refers to Eminem's critics' perception of his behavior. He goes on to criticize the hypocrisy of adults who try to censor his lyrics while not paying attention to their children's exposure to adult content, such as sex and violence.


The second verse features Eminem discussing his perception of the music industry and the controversies he faces. He expresses his disdain for rappers who put on a façade and act differently off-stage. He then proceeds to call out some of his critics and rival musicians, such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Will Smith, and Fred Durst. The final verse focuses on Eminem's insecurities about his career and personal life, concluding on a humorous note. Eminem's use of outrageous statements and insulting remarks is a technique called shock value, which makes the song stand out and has become synonymous with Eminem's music.


Line by Line Meaning

May I have your attention please
Eminem requests that the audience listen to what he has to say


Will the real slim shady please stand up?
Eminem wants the actual Slim Shady to reveal himself to avoid any confusion or problems


Were gonna have a problem here...
Eminem warns that there may be trouble if the real Slim Shady doesn't stand up


Yall act like you never seen a white person before
Eminem comments on the unusual attention he receives as a white rapper


Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Eminem describes the shock and surprise people exhibit when they see him in person


Started whoopin her ass worse than before
Eminem references the domestic violence he has been accused of in the past


They first were divorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Eminem references his troubled relationship with his ex-wife and the pain it brought him


Its the return of the awww wait, no way, your kidding He didnt just say what I think he did, did he?
Eminem references the shock and surprise people expressed over his controversial lyrics


And dr dre said...Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Eminem jokingly references the rumor that Dr. Dre was once his prisoner


Feminist women loved eminem Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Eminem comments on the controversy his lyrics create and how some people still find him attractive and amusing despite it all


Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Eminem comments on his own mental health and the dysfunction that exists in many households


Sometimes I wanna get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
Eminem expresses frustration that he is often censored while other controversial content is allowed in popular media


my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips And if Im lucky u might just give it a little kiss
Eminem references a crude comment he made about someone and how kids are exposed to inappropriate content despite attempts to shield them from it


And thats the messege we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a womens *vagina* is Of course theyre gonna know what intercourse is
Eminem highlights the hypocrisy in society's attempt to shelter children from sexual content while sexist language permeates popular culture


By the time they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel dont they? We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals Who *rip* other people open like canolopes
Eminem reinforces the idea that humans are just animals and the presence of barbaric behavior even in modern times


But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
Eminem questions society's aversion to homosexuality when we allow and glorify other forms of sexual deviance and depravity


But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
Eminem encourages women to take a stand against the misogyny and sexism present in popular culture


Im slim shady Yes Im the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So wont the real slim shady... Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Eminem reiterates that he is the true Slim Shady and calls for other posers to reveal themselves


Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
Eminem criticizes those who don't use profanity in their music and implies that this is why they are less successful than he is


Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me (but slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird?) Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here?
Eminem mocks the critics who frequently trash his music and expresses his distrust of the music industry in general


So you can sit me here next to britney spears S--- christina aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to carson daily and fred durst And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Eminem highlights the pettiness and superficiality of pop culture and its celebrities


Little *bitch* put me on blast on mtv (yea hes cute but I think hes married to kim, hehe) I should download a audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Eminem references a specific incident in which he was embarrassed on national television and threatens revenge.


Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me So I been sent in here to destroy you And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just dont give a *f---* like me Who dress like me Walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me
Eminem enumerates the reasons for his massive popularity and indicates that while many imitate him, none can match his unique personality and style


Im like a headtrip to listen to Cause Im only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall And I dont got to be false or sugar coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it Wheather you like to admit it Im better than 90% of you rappers out there
Eminem boasts about his skills as a rapper and asserts that he is unafraid to speak the truth in his lyrics even if it offends people


Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums like Its funny cuz the rate Im going when Im 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking But this whole bag of viagra isnt working And every single person is a slim shady lurkin He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings Were in the parking lot circling Screaming I dont give a *f---* With his windows down and system up
Eminem jokes about still being a controversial figure in music and suggests that his persona will stay with him even as he ages


So will the real shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And to be proud to out of your mind and out of control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Eminem concludes the song with a call for his audience to embrace their own unique personalities and stand out from the crowd




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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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