My 1st Single )
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Oh! Yeah,
So much for 1st single on this one

Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out of 'erp
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit thick as Mrs. Butterworth's syrup
It's the Mr. Picked-On-Christopher-Reeves-Just-For-No-Reason
Other than to just tease him
'Cause he was his biggest (burp) fan
He used to be Superman
Now I'm pourin' liquor on the curb in his name for him
"Eminem you wait til we meet up again
Fucker I'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said"
It goes one for the money two for the fuckin' show
Ready get set let's go
Here comes the buckin' bronco
Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo
Soldiers I told ya
I'm about to blow so look out below, Geronimo
Motherfuckers it's dominoes
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryin' to pick up where the Eminem Show left off but I know
Anything's possible though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game that shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr Dre on my team I'll get away
With murder, I'm like O-J
He's like my Cochran today
We keep them Mark Ferman tapes in a safe
Lock em away
Better watch what you say just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to God you was playin'
Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh
I wish I could of told you not to do the same
'Cause one day it could cost you your name

[Chorus]
And this was supposed to be my first single (burp)
But I just fucked that off so
Fuck it let's all have fun, let's mingle (burp)
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (fart)
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle (fart)
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh ah oh ah oh ah
Oh oh ah ah
Oh ah oh ah oh ah
Poo poo ka ka

Eri-eri-Erick swallowed some generic
Sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare-naked
Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned sixteen and used a fake I-D
To sneak in V-I-P to see are Kelly
Hee-hee-hee-hee
To be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free
Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled they cherish every picture
With their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hicky-dickory dirk diggler look at me work wizardry
With these words, am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?
Or (scratch sound) jerkin your chain
Twenty two jerks in a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk
Or wait a minute what am I saying?
Allow me to run it back and rewind it
Wait let me ask you again
Am I just jerkin your chain
Am I berserk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Working the dang cameras
Filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade
Porno's who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle
Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin
Video tapes of em fuckin'
When they was just Musketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club and dusted em
And went straight to The Source with em
Cause they could have sworn someone said ni-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it
You can hear the ga-uh
And then come ta
Find out it was Justin
Sayin' "I'm gon-na cum!"
And this was supposed to be

[Chorus]

Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics
I'd love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
It's 1-800 I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day
That I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay and make up with Ray
Hey! So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken
Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big a big cock
Or suck a dick and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off
Fuck a fuck off





(Chorus)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Eminem’s “My 1st Single” are typically incendiary and controversial, with the rapper relishing in his ability to provoke and shock his audience. The opening lines set a confrontational tone, with Eminem announcing that his debut single isn’t going to be what people were expecting. He then proceeds to name-check his label, Shady, and Dr. Dre’s Aftermath Entertainment, before launching into a series of punchy rhymes and references that veer from the tasteless to the absurd.


One of the most talked-about moments in the song is when he mocks Christopher Reeves, the actor who was paralyzed from the neck down after a horse-riding accident, using a slur to describe him. Eminem also references O.J. Simpson, who was on trial for murder at the time the song was released, comparing himself to the former football player and calling Dre his Johnny Cochran. The lyrics touch on a range of other topics, from Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.


Despite its deliberately outrageous content, “My 1st Single” was not actually released as a single, although it was included on Eminem’s fifth studio album, “Encore.” The song is indicative of the rapper’s willingness to take risks and push boundaries, even if it means offending some listeners.


Line by Line Meaning

Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable
Shady Records is the record label while Aftermath Entertainment is where artists on the label come from.


That the horses come out of 'erp
This is where the talented artists like Eminem come from.


Of course we're about to stir up some shit thick as Mrs. Butterworth's syrup
As usual, Eminem is ready to start controversy and make waves with his new music.


It's the Mr. Picked-On-Christopher-Reeves-Just-For-No-Reason
This is just one of the many instances where Eminem has controversially mentioned someone important in pop culture.


Other than to just tease him
The only reason he mentioned Christopher Reeves was just to make fun of him.


'Cause he was his biggest (burp) fan
Eminem sarcastically calls the late Christopher Reeves his biggest fan.


He used to be Superman
Christopher Reeves famously played the role of Superman in several movies.


Now I'm pourin' liquor on the curb in his name for him
Eminem raises a glass to the deceased actor but does so in a somewhat sarcastic or celebratory tone.


"Eminem you wait til we meet up again, Fucker I'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said"
Eminem imagines a situation where someone confronts him for his lyrics and threatens violence against him.


It goes one for the money two for the fuckin' show
Eminem gets ready to put on a performance that will entertain his fans and make him money.


Ready get set let's go, Here comes the buckin' bronco
Eminem is ready to give it his all and put on a show that is both bucking and exciting.


Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo, Soldiers I told ya
Eminem's fans are rallying behind him and he's feeling unstoppable like a herd of stampeding buffalos.


I'm about to blow so look out below, Geronimo
Eminem is the next big thing and everyone can feel it.


Motherfuckers it's dominoes
Things are about to start falling one after the other quickly and it will be hard to stop it.


I'm on a roll, around and around I go
Eminem is on a winning streak and it feels like nothing can stop him right now.


When will I stop? I don't know
Eminem is unsure when he will decide to stop making music.


Tryin' to pick up where the Eminem Show left off but I know
Eminem is trying to follow the same path he started on his previously successful album "The Eminem Show."


Anything's possible though I'm not gonna top what I sold
Eminem is not going to try and top the commercial success of his previous work.


I'm at the top of my game that shit is not gonna change
Eminem is the best he's ever been and he's not going to let that change.


Long as I got Dr Dre on my team I'll get away
Eminem trusts and relies on Dr. Dre to support him and his music.


With murder, I'm like O-J
Eminem compares himself to O.J. Simpson, who was famously on trial for murder.


He's like my Cochran today
Dr. Dre is Eminem's lawyer, much like Johnnie L. Cochran Jr. was O.J. Simpson's defense attorney.


We keep them Mark Ferman tapes in a safe, Lock em away
Eminem has some controversial footage stored in a safe and wants to keep it hidden.


Better watch what you say just when you thought you were safe
Eminem is warning people to be careful of what they say and do when they think they're safe from retaliation or consequences.


Them fuckers got you on tape
Someone has evidence of something the singer did, and it will be used against them.


You swear to God you was playin'
Despite evidence to the contrary, the person being talked about denies wrongdoing and claims they were just joking around.


Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh
The singer is referencing a fictional character, likely to imply that the person being talked about is also not real or trustworthy.


I wish I could of told you not to do the same, 'Cause one day it could cost you your name
Eminem is warning others not to do things similar to what he has done, because eventually it could come back to ruin one's reputation.


And this was supposed to be my first single (burp), But I just fucked that off so
The song that is being played was supposed to be a certain song as the first single, but something went wrong and it was replaced or never released.


Fuck it let's all have fun, let's mingle (burp), Slap a bitch and smack a ho
Since things didn't go as planned with the single release, Eminem decides to just have fun and possibly do something outrageous: like slap a female or hit a stripper.


This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (fart), That you hear on your radio
Eminem was banking on releasing an upbeat, poppy, and catchy tune that could be played frequently on the radio.


But shit's about to hit the shingle (fart), Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Unfortunately, the situation has now turned negative and it's become unlikely his original vision or the new track will succeed.


Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest, And address it about my lyrics, I'd love to hear it
Eminem is inviting feedback and criticism of his music and lyrics.


All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number, It's 1-800 I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
Eminem provides a phone number for anyone who wants to reach him and provide feedback. However, it's a fake number and not a real way to reach him.


And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me, Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
Even if someone does pick up the phone, they won't actually get the opportunity to speak with Eminem. They can leave a message (by typing in their number) and then hanging up by pressing the pound key.


And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day, That I fall out with Dre, Wake up gay and make up with Ray
Eminem may or may not decide to respond to any messages, especially if he's no longer aligned with Dr. Dre, his longtime collaborator. The final part of this line is nonsensical wordplay.


Hey! So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken, Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big a big cock
Eminem makes crude sexual references and jokes about chickens sounding like the word 'penis.'


Or suck a dick and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth, I'm done you can fuck off
Eminem continues his crude wordplay, finishing off the song with a commanding and vulgar statement.




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Written by: LUIS RESTO, MARSHALL MATHERS

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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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