My Dad
Eminem Lyrics


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*Tuning Tv*
*Eminem Snortin' Coke

Tv Presenter:
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
*Door opens*
Who's your daddy?

Hailie:
Daddy, what're you doing?

Eminem:
Ha Ha!

Eminem & Hailie:
Ok then! Everybody, listen up!

Eminem:
I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with me?

Hailie:
(innocently) Somebody, please help him!
*giggle*
I think my dad gone crazy!

There's no mountain I can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to
*Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound*
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass off
All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off

Dre:
Suck it Marshall!

Eminem:
Tell Laura and her husband to back off
Before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off
And launch one of these Russians, and that's all
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*
Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off
*Knocking*
Hailie, tell 'em baby

Hailie:
My dad's lost it

[Chorus]
Eminem:
There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's nothin' you could do or say, that could ever change me
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
Hailie:
I think my dad gone crazy!

It's like my mother always told me
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*
Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker
If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
uh..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my ammo
Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more
Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?

Hailie:
Dad!

[Chorus]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
Aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seein' is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the jist of it,
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

Eminem:
Crazy

Hailie:




*laughs*
You're funny daddy!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Eminem's song "My Dad's Gone Crazy" featuring Hailie Jade are about a father and daughter relationship. The song begins with the sound of the TV being tuned and Eminem snorting cocaine. The TV presenter speaks about father-daughter relationships, and Hailie enters the room and asks her father what he's doing. Eminem responds by laughing and then asks who's going to hell with him. Hailie says innocently that somebody should help him and giggles before saying that her dad has gone crazy.


The next verse sees Eminem bragging about how he can overcome any challenge while Hailie makes a chainsaw noise. He talks about cutting off people's brains, brawn, and brass balls before revealing that he's been lying about his sexuality with Dr. Dre. Dre tells Eminem to "suck it," and Eminem threatens to push a button and blast off at Laura and her husband. Hailie tells the listeners that her dad has lost it.


In the following verse, Eminem impersonates his mother and tells the listeners about his drug addiction. He says that he'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch than put out a gospel record. He also talks about his anger issues and how he wouldn't have to be mean if people left him alone. He questions whether he is the only normal one left in the world. Hailie then interrupts him, and the chorus begins.


Line by Line Meaning

Tuning Tv
The scene switches to a TV where Eminem is seen snorting cocaine


Tv Presenter: Hello boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do
The TV presenter talks about the topic of father-daughter relationship, questioning whether children have a father


*Door opens* Who's your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what're you doing? Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Hailie: Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
Eminem and Hailie play around, showing their carefree attitude, while the TV presenter asks the question, 'Who's your daddy?'


I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with me? (innocently) Somebody, please help him! *giggle* I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem jokes about going to hell and invites others to join him. Hailie expresses that she thinks her dad has gone crazy.


There's no mountain I can't climb There's no tower too high, No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound*
Eminem boasts about his abilities and expresses his frustration that nothing seems to get through to someone, and he could use a chainsaw to take care of them.


Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall
Eminem brags about his courage and strength of character and describes his strange collection including a pair of sunglasses with Elton John's name on it.


I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass off All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck it Marshall! Tell Laura and her husband to back off Before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off
Eminem reveals that he is no longer hiding, lies he has made and his relationship with Dr. Dre. Dre also joins in, telling Laura and her husband to back off.


*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell 'em baby My dad's lost it
Hailie joins in to express her father’s madness and destructive tendencies, as well as to ask when he will stop.


[Chorus] There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby There's nothin' you could do or say, that could ever change me There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
The chorus talks about how Eminem is unchangeable and how Hailie cannot help save him.


It's like my mother always told me *Eminem Impersinates His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Eminem recalls his mother's advice and then insults someone who may have said anything hurtful to him.


Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my ammo
Eminem expresses his disgust with the music industry and the media, clarifying that he would rather do a gospel record than be forced to change his style.


Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?
Eminem explains that he is mean only when people don't leave him alone and feel like he has to act tough. He then questions if he's the last normal human being left in the world.


Dad! My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise At the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as bump n' grind comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
Eminem is proud of his work, saying that he can both make people cry and laugh with the same song and that he's a genius. He then expresses that his music has caused him a great deal of pain, more than even a little girl on a plane aimed at the World Trade Center would feel. He also makes reference to his daughter, Hailie, and himself and his aim to leave a lasting impact.


And that's pretty much the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Crazy *laughs* You're funny daddy!
Eminem describes how his parents are infuriated with his music, but the children enjoy it. He then reveals that he is armed and dangerous. Hailie says her dad is funny even though he seems crazy to her at times.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC
Written by: THERON OTIS FEEMSTER, MARSHALL B. III MATHERS, ANDRE ROMELL YOUNG, MICHAEL A. ELIZONDO

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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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