Real Slim Shaddy
Eminem Lyrics


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May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee."
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?





Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up!

Overall Meaning

The Real Slim Shady is a song by American rapper Eminem, released in 2000. The song's lyrics are addressed to Eminem's critics, mocking their reactions to his music, deriding them for their hypocrisy and their inability to understand a white artist who raps about controversial subjects. The chorus, "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" is a challenge to those who doubt Eminem's authenticity and a statement of his own identity as a unique artist.


The song's opening lines are addressed to the listener and designed to grab their attention. By repeating the phrase "May I have your attention, please?" Eminem creates a sense of urgency and importance. He then challenges his listeners to identify the "real" Slim Shady, suggesting that he is misunderstood and that his art is not easily categorized. The song then launches into a series of provocative and often offensive lyrics that challenge societal norms and question the nature of celebrity.


One of the key themes of the song is Eminem's criticism of the media and its portrayal of celebrities. He argues that the media is hypocritical, condemning him for his language and his controversial subject matter while simultaneously glorifying violence and sexualized behavior in film and television. He also asserts that the media tries to create controversy around him to sell more newspapers, arguing that they are more concerned with profits than with the well-being of society.


Overall, The Real Slim Shady is a provocative and subversive song that challenges societal norms and questions the nature of celebrity. Its lyrics are designed to shock and offend, but they are also a complex critique of the media's portrayal of musicians and celebrities.


Line by Line Meaning

May I have your attention, please?
Can I please have your full focus and concentration for what I am about to say?


Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I am questioning the authenticity of everyone claiming to be like me and want the original version to show themselves.


Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Why are you so surprised to see a white person?


It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
People are struggling to believe what they have just heard or seen.


And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
People are saying things that are inaccurate and absurd.


Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
I am making a joke about keeping Dr. Dre hostage in my basement.


Feminist women love Eminem
I am poking fun at the idea of feminist women being enamored with a rapper who has a penchant for controversy.


But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
I am alluding to the fact that the listeners' parents may also engage in risque activities.


And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
I am pointing out the problematic content that children are inadvertently exposed to through media.


By the time they hit fourth grade
Children learn about sex and other sensitive topics at a much earlier age than some may anticipate.


We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
I am making a comment on the primal and savage nature of humanity, where some individuals may act like cannibals.


But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
If you feel marginalized or disregarded by mainstream society, then I have a solution to reclaim your identity.


Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith has found success without profanity in his music.


Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
Many critics are unable to even handle the content of my music.


So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Why are you even considering putting me next to a pop artist like Britney Spears?


And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I speak my mind without sugarcoating the truth.


I just get on the mic and spit it
I freely express myself without hesitation when I'm on the microphone.


Better than 90% of you rappers out can
I am confident that I am a better rapper than most of my peers.


And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
I believe that there is a bit of Slim Shady in every person, lurking underneath the surface.


He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
The Slim Shady in everyone could conceivably be working a menial job like fast food.


So will the real Shady please stand up
I want the real Slim Shady to reveal themselves from among the imitators.


Fuck it, let’s all stand up!
Let's embrace our inner Slim Shady and be unapologetically ourselves.




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., BMG Rights Management
Written by: Marshall Mathers, Andre Young, Michael Elizondo, Thomas Coster

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@arunjyotibanik7878

The song that plays in your head when you hear, "May I have your attention please???"

@arunjyotibanik7878

:D :D :D Ditto

@Aerotactics

Arunjyoti Banik Too real

@beeto45

+Arunjyoti Banik and the phrase that comes to my head is " well i do; so f*ck him and f*ck you too"

@arunjyotibanik7878

^ Hahahahahahaha. Hi five dude.

@reeshamuneer5039

Soooooooo True!!!!

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@jetman24

Funny how Eminem dissed Grammy and then won a Grammy for this song. Lmao

@tanlyand6759

jetman24 lol😂😂😂😂

@praisedjewel5256

But he didnt know hed win it tho

@visin8984

jetman24 irony at its finest

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