Real Slim Shady
Eminem Lyrics


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May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (agh!)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?





Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up!

Overall Meaning

"The Real Slim Shady" is a dissent against those who try to pigeonhole Eminem as a hip hop artist who only raps about violence and debauchery. Eminem takes a satirical approach, using exaggerated, absurd and humorous lyrics to criticize society for its hypocrisy, censorship and political correctness. The song is a celebration of being different and not conforming to mainstream norms, as expressed in the chorus “'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?”. The lyrics are full of pop culture references, name-dropping celebrities, musicians and fellow rappers, in addition to furtively discharging criticism.


Eminem criticizes the way the media and society tend to idolize personalities for no apparent reason, such as when the feminist women “Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him. Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what, flipping the you-know-who” yet still love him because he is charming. Eminem also takes on political correctness with lines like “sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but I can’t. But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose”. Additionally, he alludes to his ever-increasing popularity, saying “there’s a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who just don’t give a f*** like me. Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me”. In the end, the song is a call to all the real Slim Shadys, i.e. those who are true to themselves and do not care about fitting in, to stand up and be proud of who they are.


Line by Line Meaning

May I have your attention, please?
I request your full attentiveness.


Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Is the authentic Slim Shady willing to rise?


We're gonna have a problem here
There will be an issue arising from this situation.


Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
You all react as though encountering a Caucasian is a novelty.


Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
Your jaws drop with astonishment similar to the characters in 'Pam' as 'Tommy' enters abruptly.


And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
Initiating physical assault on 'her' more severely than previously.


They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (agh!)
After the initial divorce, they engaged in the hurling of the woman across pieces of furniture.


It's the return of the 'ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
The reappearance of the sensation often accompanied by disbelief, exclaiming, 'no, are you joking?'


He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?'
Did he genuinely express the thoughts I believe he did?


And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre chose silence, expressing his disdain for your ignorance.


Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Dr. Dre is deceased, confined within my underground quarters.


Feminist women love Eminem
Eminem is adored by women who advocate for gender equality.


'Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
'Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady,' I have become weary of him.


Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Observe him, strolling while clutching his private area.


Flippin' the you-know-who'
Defying societal norms by criticizing specific individuals.


'Yeah, but he's so cute though'
Nevertheless, he possesses an appealing appearance.


Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Admittedly, there may be a few loose screws within my mind.


But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
However, my mental state is no more disturbed than the activities unfolding within your parents' private chambers.


Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
Occasionally, I desire to appear on television and freely express myself.


But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
However, I am prohibited from doing so, despite the acceptance of Tom Green's actions involving a deceased moose.


'My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips'
'My buttocks are in contact with your lips, my buttocks are in contact with your lips.'


And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
If fortune favors me, you may grant it a small peck.


And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
This is the message we communicate to young children.


And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Yet we anticipate them to remain ignorant about the female anatomical structure called the clitoris.


Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
Certainly, they will learn about sexual intercourse.


By the time they hit fourth grade
By the point at which they reach the fourth grade level of education.


They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
They possess access to the Discovery Channel, correct?


We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Humans are nothing more than animals, and some individuals even exhibit cannibalistic behavior.


Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
These individuals viciously incise other individuals as if slicing open cantaloupes.


But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
However, if we are capable of engaging in sexual relations with deceased animals, including antelopes.


Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
There exists no justification for prohibiting two men from eloping.


But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Yet, if you share the same emotions as I do, I possess the solution.


Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
Ladies, flourish your pantyhose and melodically chant the chorus, as follows:


I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
I identify as Slim Shady, indeed, I am the genuine article.


All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
All other individuals claiming to be Slim Shadys are merely copying.


So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Therefore, would the true Slim Shady kindly arise


Please stand up, please stand up?
I implore you to rise, I implore you to rise.


'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
Because I am Slim Shady, indeed, I am the authentic Shady.


Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
It is unnecessary for Will Smith to employ profanity in his musical compositions to achieve commercial success.


Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
On the contrary, I do employ explicit language, therefore, I express my disregard for both Will Smith and yourself!


You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Do you honestly believe I care about receiving a Grammy award?


Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
A significant portion of critics cannot even tolerate me, let alone support me.


'But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?'
'However, Slim, wouldn't it be peculiar if you were to emerge victorious?'


Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
Oh, to enable you individuals to fabricate stories in order to bring me into this situation?


So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
So you can position me adjacent to Britney Spears?


Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
Damn it, Christina Aguilera should definitely swap seats with me.


So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
Allowing me to occupy the spot beside both Carson Daly and Fred Durst.


And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
And listen to them dispute about who received oral sex from her initially.


Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
That insolent female exposed me in a derogatory manner on MTV.


'Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee'
'Yes, he is attractive, although I believe he is married to Kim, hee-hee.'


I should download her audio on MP3
Perhaps I should procure her audio recordings in MP3 format.


And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
Furthermore, I should showcase to the entire world how you infected Eminem with venereal disease.


I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
I am utterly tired of these insignificant girl and boy music ensembles.


All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
Your sole purpose seems to be causing annoyance, thus, I have been dispatched to obliterate you.


And there's a million of us just like me
Moreover, there exists a multitude of individuals identical to myself.


Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
People who employ profanity akin to me and share my complete apathy.


Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
Individuals who emulate my fashion, gait, speech, and behavior.


And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
They could potentially be seen as the subsequent excellent entity, although they fall short of replicating my essence.


Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Ha ha, I suppose there exists a Slim Shady within each of us.


Fuck it, let's all stand up!
Disregard it, let's all rise together!




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Marshall Mathers, Andre Young, Michael Elizondo, Thomas Coster

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@arunjyotibanik7878

The song that plays in your head when you hear, "May I have your attention please???"

@arunjyotibanik7878

:D :D :D Ditto

@Aerotactics

Arunjyoti Banik Too real

@beeto45

+Arunjyoti Banik and the phrase that comes to my head is " well i do; so f*ck him and f*ck you too"

@arunjyotibanik7878

^ Hahahahahahaha. Hi five dude.

@reeshamuneer5039

Soooooooo True!!!!

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@jetman24

Funny how Eminem dissed Grammy and then won a Grammy for this song. Lmao

@tanlyand6759

jetman24 lol😂😂😂😂

@praisedjewel5256

But he didnt know hed win it tho

@visin8984

jetman24 irony at its finest

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