Square Dance )
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People! It feels so good to be back.
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know who

Never been the type to bend or budge,
The wrong button to push,
No friend of Bush
I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese.
I'm a pit bull off his leash,
All this peace talk can cease
All these people I had to leave in limbo,
I'm back now, I've come to release this info
I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple,
Can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim? No!
Not even on my radar, so won't you please jump off my dick,
Lay off and stay off
And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seance,
Aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back.
Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back
With a plan to ambush this Bush administration,
Mush the Senate's face in, push this generation
Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like,
This white hot light
That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt,
Oh no I won't leave no stone unturned
Oh no I won't leave,
Won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there
Oh yeah don't think I won't go there, go to Beirut and do a show there
Yeah you laugh till your muthafuckin' ass gets drafted,
While you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen
Till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin,
Inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping
Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping,
Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashin'
All this terror America demands action,
Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy.
You just a baby, gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans.
I'm twenty-eight, they're gonna take you 'fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady
My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait,
Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me,
Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
Nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully,
There's nothin' you can do to me, stab me shoot me
Psychotic, hypnotic product I got it the antibiotic,
Ain't nobody hotter and so on
And yada yada, god I talk a lotta hem de lay la la la,
Oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta
Keep movin', there's more music to make,
Keep makin' new shit,
Produce hits to break
The monotony, what's gotten into me?
Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
On your knees, got you under siege, somebody you would give a lung to be
Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin' younger me, fuck the fee,
I can get you jumped for free
Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny,
I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing
I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y,
Let's get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me
Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me
X to the Z, wants to square dance with me
Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me
Cana-bitch, won't square dance with me
Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me
Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me




Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you
Yee-Haw!

Overall Meaning

In the song Square Dance, Eminem talks about his return to the rap scene and calls out people who have been against him, particularly former President George W. Bush. Eminem compares himself to a pit bull, ready to attack anyone who steps in his way. He asserts his power and influence as a major player in the rap game, while urging others to join him in a good time by square dancing. The title "Square Dance" is a metaphor for unity, bringing people together and celebration.


The lyrics are full of double entendres, wordplay and cultural references, making it the perfect example of Eminem's intricate and layered writing style. The song paints a picture of Eminem's mindset at the time: he was ready to reclaim his spot in the industry and he was eager to talk about his opinions and experiences, both good and bad. The last verse includes references to other famous rappers like Dr. Dre, Nasty Nas, X to the Z, Busta Rhymes, and the Dirty Dozen, showing Eminem's influence on the rap community and the respect he commands from his colleagues.


Line by Line Meaning

People! It feels so good to be back.
I'm back and I'm excited about it.


Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know who
Introducing Eminem - better than ever before.


Never been the type to bend or budge,
I've never been one to compromise or give in.


The wrong button to push,
Don't mess with me or you'll regret it.


No friend of Bush
I'm not a supporter of George W. Bush.


I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese.
I'm the main attraction, you're insignificant.


I'm a pit bull off his leash,
I am ready and willing to attack.


All this peace talk can cease
I'm ready for action, not peace.


All these people I had to leave in limbo,
I left some people hanging and I'm back to address it.


I'm back now, I've come to release this info
I'm back to share some important information.


I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple,
I'll keep it short and sweet.


Can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim? No!
Don't mess with me, you can't handle it.


Not even on my radar, so won't you please jump off my dick,
I'm not interested in you, leave me alone.


Lay off and stay off
Back off and leave me alone.


And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seance,
Join me as I cause chaos and make my mark.


Aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw
Just some nonsensical sounds.


C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's have some fun.


Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Let's dance and have a good time.


Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Don't worry, there's no danger here.


Let your hair down, and square dance with me!
Relax and dance with me!


Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back
I'm back and I'm a formidable force.


With a plan to ambush this Bush administration,
I have a plan to take on the Bush administration.


Mush the Senate's face in, push this generation
I want to push for change in this generation.


Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like,
I want the younger generation to stand up for their right to speak their minds.


This white hot light
The spotlight is on me.


That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt,
I'm under a lot of pressure and stress.


Oh no I won't leave no stone unturned
I won't give up until I succeed.


Oh no I won't leave,
I'm here to stay.


Won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there
I'll stick around and keep dancing.


Oh yeah don't think I won't go there, go to Beirut and do a show there
I'll go anywhere and perform.


Yeah you laugh till your muthafuckin' ass gets drafted,
You'll regret laughing when you're drafted into the military.


While you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen
Don't be naive, anything can happen.


Till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin,
Until you mess around and end up with anthrax.


Inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping
It could be hidden anywhere.


Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping,
Be careful, it could be dangerous.


Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashin'
There are dangerous people out there.


All this terror America demands action,
People are scared and want action.


Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
The government might be asking for your help.


To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy.
You might be asked to join the military.


You just a baby, gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're young and inexperienced when you join.


You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans.
You're in their hands now.


I'm twenty-eight, they're gonna take you 'fore they take me
I'm too old to be drafted, but you're not.


Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady
Is it me or am I crazy? Let's talk about Saddam Hussein.


My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait,
My opinions are the same, even if they're not popular.


Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!
I'm ready to face the consequences of my actions.


Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me,
I love music that makes me feel good.


Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
Music gives me energy.


Nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully,
Music is my passion.


There's nothin' you can do to me, stab me shoot me
I'm not afraid of anything.


Psychotic, hypnotic product I got it the antibiotic,
My music is addictive and powerful.


Ain't nobody hotter and so on
No one else can compare to me.


And yada yada, god I talk a lotta hem de lay la la la,
I talk a lot and sometimes it's nonsense.


Oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta
More nonsense.


Keep movin', there's more music to make,
Don't stop.


Keep makin' new shit,
Keep creating new music.


Produce hits to break
Make music that will be popular.


The monotony, what's gotten into me?
I'm tired of doing the same thing.


Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
I'm living a wild life like Tupac.


On your knees, got you under siege, somebody you would give a lung to be
I have power over you and you'd do anything to be in my position.


Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin' younger me, fuck the fee,
I'm hungry for success and won't let money hold me back.


I can get you jumped for free
I have control over people and can make them do things for me.


Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny,
You might find it funny now.


I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing
I have power and money and can easily have someone killed.


I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y,
I'm past lying, let's get to business.


Let's get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking!
Get ready for something wild and crazy!


Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me
Dr. Dre wants to collaborate with me.


Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me
Nas wants to collaborate with me.


X to the Z, wants to square dance with me
Xzibit wants to collaborate with me.


Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me
Busta Rhymes wants to collaborate with me.


Cana-bitch, won't square dance with me
Canada isn't interested in collaborating with me.


Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me
Haters aren't interested in collaborating with me.


Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me
Canada isn't interested in working with me.


Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you
The Dirty Dozen wants to collaborate with you.


Yee-Haw!
Expressing excitement and enthusiasm.




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Honour


on The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbing' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what s going' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a headtrip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Noah


on Remember Me?

Remember me? S executions
Remember me? I have no remorse
Remember me? I'm high-powered
Remember me? I drop bombs like Hiroshima

For this one, they scream "X, you retarded?!"
'Cause I grab the mic and get down like syndrome
Hide and roam into the masses
Without boundaries, which qualifies me
For the term "universal" without no rehearsal
I leak words that's controversial
Like I'm not the one you wanna contest, see
'Cause I'll hit your ass like the train did that bitch
That got banned from TV, heavyweight getup
Hit you, watch your whole head split up
Loco is the motion, we comin' through
Hollow-tips is the lead the .45 threw

Remember me? Throw your guns in the air
Remember me? Slam, slam
Remember me? Nigga, back the fuck up
Remember me? Chka-chka-Onyx

Niggas that take no for an answer get told no
Yeah, I been told no, but it was more like "No! No! No!"
Life a bitch, met her, fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor
This vet is ahead of the shit, it's all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead of the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta with metal Beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence, nope, never leave a shred of
I got the soul of every rapper in me, love me or hate me
My moms got raped by the industry and made me
I'm the illest nigga ever, I told you
I get more pussy than them dyke bitches Total
Want beef, nigga? Pfft, you better dead that shit
My name should be Can't-Believe-That-Nigga-Said-That-Shit
Probably sayin' he ain't a killer, but I'm killin' myself
Smoke death, fuck bitches raw on the kitchen floor
So think what I'ma do to you, have done to you
Got niggas in my hood who'd do that shit for a blunt or two
What you wanna do? Cocksuckers, we Glock busters
'Til the cops cuff us, gon' start ruckus and drop blockbusters
Round the clock hustlers, you cannot touch us
I'm gettin' wires, niggas wantin' me dead
Wantin' my head, you think it could be somethin' I said?

Remember me? I just don't give a fuck
Remember me? Yeah, fuck you too
Remember me? I'm low down and I'm shifty
Remember me? I'm Shady

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
I'm tryin' to clean up my fuckin' image
So I promised the fuckin' critics
I wouldn't say "fuckin'" for six minutes
(Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
My baby's mom, bitch made me an angry blonde
So I made me a song, killed her and put Hailie on
I may be wrong, I keep thinkin' these crazy thoughts
In my cranium, but I'm stuck with a crazy mom
(Is she really on as much dope as you say she's on?)
Came home and somebody must've broke in the back window
And stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats
Six sick dreams of picnic scenes
Two kids, sixteen, with M-16s and ten clips each
And them shits reach through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?!
Fuck that! Pfft, you faggots can vanish to volcanic ash
And reappear in hell with a can of gas and a match
Aftermath, Dre, grab the gat, show 'em where it's at
(What the fuck you starin' at, nigga?)

Don't you remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me?
Remember me? (Slim Shady!)

28Rivals


on Lose Yourself

@elchihuahua420 Damn bro, stay strong "You only get one shot don't miss your chance to blow." Don't let them bring you down in life and keep pushing

Noah


on Till ICollapse

Not Afraid

hope


on The Real Slim Shady

hi

eminem


on Crazy In Love

great song

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

awesome

serenity noble


on The Real Slim Shady

awesome

serenity noble


on Lose Yourself

i love it
#eminemfan

Mind Space Apocalypse


on ShadyXV

Greatest of all time

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