The Memo
Father John Misty Lyrics

I'm gonna steal some bedsheets
I will take something valuable from someone who has already lost something important.

From an amputee
From someone who has experienced loss or hardship.

I'm gonna mount 'em on a canvas
I will display this stolen item in a way that brings attention and focus to it.

In the middle of the gallery
In a prominent and central location where it cannot be ignored.

I'm gonna tell everybody
I will inform everyone about this act of appropriation and display.

It was painted by a chimpanzee
It was created by a being typically considered less intelligent or capable.

Just between you and me
Confidentially, I am sharing this secret with you.

Here at the cultural low watermark
In a time when cultural standards and quality are at their lowest point.

If it's fraud or art
Whether it is deceit or a legitimate artistic expression.

They'll pay you to believe
People will be willing to pay to buy into and accept this narrative.

I'm gonna take five young dudes
I will select a group of young men.

From white families
From privileged backgrounds or racial backgrounds that often hold societal advantage.

I'm gonna mount 'em on a billboard
I will showcase them in a highly visible advertising space.

In the middle of the country
In a location that represents mainstream, middle America.

They sing like angels with whiter teeth
They possess exceptional vocal abilities and physical attractiveness.

But just between you and me
Confidentially, I am revealing the truth to you.

They're just like the ones before
They are not unique or different from previously celebrated individuals.

With their standards lower
Despite their lower quality or talent.

Another concert-goer will pay you to believe
Another person attending their performance will willingly buy into this perception.

Oh, caffeine in the morning, alcohol at night
Engaging in substances that affect your physical and mental state.

Cameras to record you and mirrors to recognize
Constantly being monitored and scrutinized by others and yourself.

And as the world is getting smaller, small things take up all your time
As the world becomes more interconnected, trivial matters monopolize your attention.

Narcissus would have had a field day if he could have got online
If the mythological figure Narcissus had access to the internet, he would have indulged in excessive self-obsession.

And friends, it's not self-love that kills you
Excessive self-love or self-obsession is not the real danger.

It's when those who hate you are allowed
The true harm lies in the influence of those who despise you.

To sell you that you're a glorious shit
To convince you that you possess remarkable qualities, even though it may not be true.

The entire world revolves around
The belief that everything centers around you.

And that you're the eater, no not the eaten
You are the one in control or the predator, rather than being the vulnerable or preyed upon.

But that your hunger will only cease
However, your desire to consume or grasp for more will only be satisfied.

If you come binge on radiant blandness
By indulging in something that appears attractive and popular but lacks any substantial depth or uniqueness.

At the disposable feast
At an event or experience that is easily accessible and can be readily discarded.

You're enjoying the chill winter playlist
You are finding pleasure in a collection of relaxed and soothing songs commonly associated with winter.

Just quickly how would you rate yourself
Promptly, provide a judgement or evaluation of your own worth or value.

Indie Brunch
A trendy brunch gathering associated with independent or alternative culture.

In terms of sex appeal and cultural significance?
Regarding your physical allure and impact on popular culture, how would you rate yourself?

Irony, irony, blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo
Sarcastic or comedic expression emphasizing irony and absurdity.

Do you usually listen to music like this?
Is this style of music typical for your preferences?

Just one more mile, you can do it again
Persist a little longer, and you will be able to repeat the same behavior or experience.

Can we recommend some similar artists?
May we suggest other musicians who share a similar style or genre?

This is totally the song of my summer
This particular song perfectly captures the essence of my summer experiences.

Are you feeling depressed?
Do you currently experience feelings of sadness or hopelessness?

This guy just gets me
This individual truly understands me and my perspective.

But your feedback's important to us
Please understand that we value and consider your opinions.

Music is my life
My existence revolves around and is primarily defined by music.

Gonna buy myself a sports team
I will acquire ownership of a professional sports franchise.

And put 'em in a pit
I will place the team in a difficult and disadvantageous situation.

I'm gonna wage the old crusade
I will initiate a campaign or fight using outdated or misguided beliefs.

Against consciousness
Against awareness or a state of being awake.

All I need's a couple winners
I only require a few successful individuals.

To get every loser to fight in it
To compel every person who lacks success to participate in this battle or cause.

Keep the golden calf
Retain the idol or symbol of wealth and materialism.

Just need the bullshit
Only the empty or false promises and rhetoric are necessary.

And they won't just sell themselves into slavery
They will not simply surrender their freedom and autonomy.

They'll get on their knees and pay you to believe
Instead, they will submit and willingly offer their support or money to buy into your narrative.