Nema Problema Tourist
Figli Di Madre Ignota Lyrics

The lyrics of "Nema Problema Tourist" by Figli Di Madre Ignota paint a vivid picture of a tourist finding himself in a strange new land where the locals are more than happy to take him for a ride both literally and figuratively. The stanza "Sulla pista sulla pista/Da' le spalle al dj/Lui si muove solo come un mammuth/Al turista altruista gli daremo un po' di dance/Finche' al suolo esausto non cadra'" suggests that the tourist is taken to a nightclub, where he is encouraged to dance until he drops. The singer refers to the DJ as a mammoth, highlighting the size and power difference between the tourists and the locals. The following stanza "Coi festoni e i palloncini/Un bambino tornera'/Gira tondo gira finto mondo ops/Al turista altruista gli daremo un po' di gas/La vocina sembrera' di donald duck" describes how the locals will seduce the tourist into spending money on souvenirs and other things that he probably doesn't need. The image of the tourist being spun around in circles until he is dizzy and disoriented is emphasized by the mention of a "fake world" and an altered voice that sounds like Donald Duck.

The chorus "Nema problema nema ci sara'/Se il turista prima o poi se ne andra'/Nema problema nema ci sara'/Qui da noi prima o poi tornera'" suggests that the locals don't see the tourist as a one-time deal but rather as a return customer who will inevitably be drawn back to their web of deceit and manipulation. The stanza "Le ninfette le infette sono pronte gia' papa'/Coi piedini sulle spalle a massaggia'" suggests that the tourist will be tempted by the local women, who will offer him massages and other sexual favors.

Overall, "Nema Problema Tourist" can be seen as a scathing critique of how some tourist destinations exploit and manipulate their visitors for financial gain. The lyrics use dark humor to highlight the power dynamic between tourists and locals and to show how easily the former can be taken advantage of.