Dickie's Such An Asshole
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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One 'n one is eleven!
Two 'n two is twenty-two!
Won't somebody kindly tell me,
What's the government is tryin' t' do...
Dickie's just to tricky
For a chump like me to use
You take that sub-committee seriously, boy
You could get a seizure from the evenin' news

Millions 'n millions of dollars...
Much as he might need...
He could open up a chain of motels, people
On the highway, yes indeed!

Quadrafonic desperation!
Just might be some confinement loaf all up under your bed
If you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber
The fbi gonna get your number
The fbi
Gonna get your number
The fbi
Gonna get your number
Etc.

Tryin' not to worry
Tryin' not to care
But you know, I get delighted
When that soup goes over there

Can't have no private conversation
Nowhere
In the usa
Can't wait 'til the rest of the people all over the the world
Find out their government
Is just the same ol' way
Every day...

The gangster stepped right up,
'n kissed him on the lips good-bye
Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did,
An' he didn't even bat an eye!

The man in the white house -- oooh!
He's got a conscience black as sin!




There's just one thing I wanna know --
How'd that asshole ever manage to get in?

Overall Meaning

The song "Dickie's Such an Asshole" by Frank Zappa is a satirical commentary on the state of government and the world at large during the late 1970s. The lyrics are full of wordplay and obscurity, making it a challenging task to decipher the actual meaning. However, the song seems to criticize the government's actions, especially the sub-committees that operate without independent thoughts. The first few lines of the song, "One 'n one is eleven! Two 'n two is twenty-two! Won't somebody kindly tell me, What's the government is tryin' t' do..." are a reference to basic arithmetic and represent the confusion about the government's actions. The government's actions are so tricky and complex that ordinary people cannot understand what they are up to, represented by the line, "Dickie's just too tricky for a chump like me to use." The lyrics imply that the government's actions are pointless and wasteful, as the line "Millions 'n millions of dollars... Much as he might need... He could open up a chain of motels, people On the highway, yes indeed!" suggests.


Zappa criticizes the government's monitoring of its citizens in the lyrics "Can't have no private conversation Nowhere In the usa," implying that there are no privacy laws to protect ordinary citizens. The song also criticizes the hypocrisy of the White House, referring to the President's black conscience as he is continually embroiled in scandals one after another. The lyrics "The man in the White House -- oooh! He's got a conscience black as sin! There's just one thing I wanna know -- How'd that asshole ever manage to get in?" imply this hypocrisy.


Some possible interpretations of the lyric are that Dickie is a representative of the government, and his actions are manipulated by external forces for private gains. The lyrics also criticize the excesses of capitalism and the disregard for ordinary people. The intent of the song seems to be to raise awareness about the government's actions and the need for citizens to take control of their destiny.


Line by Line Meaning

One 'n one is eleven!
The government's actions are so illogical that basic arithmetic doesn't make sense anymore.


Two 'n two is twenty-two!
The government's policies are so convoluted that even simple math seems wrong.


Won't somebody kindly tell me, What's the government is tryin' t' do...
The government's actions are so absurd that no one can figure out what their true intentions are.


Dickie's just too tricky For a chump like me to use
Dickie is too clever for the artist to manipulate or outsmart.


You take that sub-committee seriously, boy You could get a seizure from the evenin' news
Watching the news and paying close attention to the government's sub-committees is enough to cause a seizure due to the overwhelming absurdity.


Millions 'n millions of dollars... Much as he might need... He could open up a chain of motels, people On the highway, yes indeed!
The singer is commenting on the amount of money the government is wasting and how it could be better used to provide practical services for people.


Quadrafonic desperation! Just might be some confinement loaf all up under your bed If you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber The fbi gonna get your number The fbi Gonna get your number The fbi Gonna get your number Etc.
The FBI is paranoid and invasive, to the point where they will investigate people for no reason at all.


Tryin' not to worry Tryin' not to care But you know, I get delighted When that soup goes over there
The artist is trying to distance themselves from the government's absurdity, but can't help but feel some amusement or satisfaction when things go wrong.


Can't have no private conversation Nowhere In the usa Can't wait 'til the rest of the people all over the the world Find out their government Is just the same ol' way Every day...
The government's surveillance is so extensive that there is no real privacy in the United States, and the artist is waiting for other countries to realize that their governments are the same way.


The gangster stepped right up, 'n kissed him on the lips good-bye Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did, An' he didn't even bat an eye!
The government is corrupt, possibly even working with gangsters or other criminals, and is so used to immoral behavior that they don't even react to it.


The man in the white house -- oooh! He's got a conscience black as sin! There's just one thing I wanna know -- How'd that asshole ever manage to get in?
The singer thinks the President is corrupt and immoral, and is surprised at how such a person could have been elected to office.




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Written by: Frank Zappa

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Peri Urban

Brilliant! Brock looks like he's tripping out of his tree!

CrazyDigitalMusic

Napoleon was really great at that moment,
Bert.

Peri Urban

@CrazyDigitalMusic Indeed. By far Zappa's greatest front man, IMHO.

CrazyDigitalMusic

@Peri Urban Yes indeed and he was a very kind person, I met him during two days in the 1970's - Amsterdam & Brussels - and we discussed - even backstage, during the concert - about music and he was very open minded,
Bert.

Cesar Vignati

Thank you so mucho for the contento, amigo, very nice quality

CrazyDigitalMusic

Hi, Cesar ! Thanks a lot pal,
Bert

Paul O.

So far ahead of his time.

CrazyDigitalMusic

1973 was a great year, it"s the period I love the most,
Bert

Paul O.

@CrazyDigitalMusic Music was going through some amazing changes back then that's for sure.

CrazyDigitalMusic

@Paul O.
“ndeed, I was a great fan of ‘Rock-Jazz’ and happily we had lots of concerts in Brussels: Weather Report, Mahavishnu & Shakti, The Head Hunters, Return to Forever, J-L Ponty Band, Larry Coryell - The Eleventh House - it was a fascinating period for a young music lover. I also went to see James Brown, Ten Years After, Led Zeppelin and many rock bands at ‘The Jazz Bilzen Festival’ which was one of the first rock concerts of 3 days on the continent.
Bert

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