Dickie's Such An Asshole
Frank Zappa Lyrics

One 'n one is eleven!
Two 'n two is twenty-two!
Won't somebody kindly tell me,
What's the government is tryin' t' do...
Dickie's just to tricky
For a chump like me to use
You take that sub-committee seriously, boy
You could get a seizure from the evenin' news

Millions 'n millions of dollars...
Much as he might need...
He could open up a chain of motels, people
On the highway, yes indeed!

Quadrafonic desperation!
Just might be some confinement loaf all up under your bed
If you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber
The fbi gonna get your number
The fbi
Gonna get your number
The fbi
Gonna get your number

Tryin' not to worry
Tryin' not to care
But you know, I get delighted
When that soup goes over there

Can't have no private conversation
In the usa
Can't wait 'til the rest of the people all over the the world
Find out their government
Is just the same ol' way
Every day...

The gangster stepped right up,
'n kissed him on the lips good-bye
Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did,
An' he didn't even bat an eye!

The man in the white house -- oooh!
He's got a conscience black as sin!
There's just one thing I wanna know --
How'd that asshole ever manage to get in?


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Comments from YouTube:

Joseph Roskos

Hearing the musical and synchronic connection between Ike and Frank in the beginning makes me smile every time. Harumph!

Sam R

When does it get updated for Donny?

Sam R

Yes, he might try to dispel it by swinging sensors around, or even incense.

Dark Star Crashes

He'd probably try to sensor it...sad.

Theodorus Rex

One of my favorite Zappa tunes - no doubt.

Jani Häkkinen

Zappa chuckles with Ike, great stuff

Sam R

Dickie was a smart sociopath, who actually earned a law degree, and became prez after a long political career. Donnie is a stupid sociopath, who has actually accomplished little, beyond reality TV and other forms of self-promotion. And somehow managing to be elected President, apparently even to his own surprise.

When do we get that song? Is a stupid sociopath at the helm of State better or worse than a smart sociopath?

John McCue




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