Rhymin' Man
Frank Zappa Lyrics


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Rhymin' man,
Tall and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Play your hand --
Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty democrat!

They say when doctor king got shot,
Jesse hatched an evil plot,
Dipped his hands in the doctor's blood,
'n rubbed his shirt like playin' with mud
Looked around for all the press
'n said: 'check me out, my name is jess!
I'll be known from towns 'n farms --
Doctor king died in my arms!'

Rhymin' man,
Tall and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Play your hand --
Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty democrat!

A few years later, legend says,
Rhymin' man made a run for prez
Farrakhan made him a clown,
Over there near hymie-town
Said he was a diplomat --
Hobbin' an-a-knobbin' with arafat
Castro was simpatico,
But the u.s. voters, they said: 'no!'

Rhymin' man,
Tall and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Play your hand --
Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty democrat!

Okay, here we go again!
Rhymin' man says he's your friend
Any fool can make a rhyme --
Cowboys do it all the time
People say: 'now he's mature!'
Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure

Horse manure!
That's for sure!
You been cheatin' --
We kept score!
Are you 'this'?
Or are you 'that'?




Oh, you naughty
Democrat!

Overall Meaning

The song "Rhymin' Man" by Frank Zappa is an ironic commentary on the world of politics, particularly on the politicians who use rhymes to manipulate the masses. The singer uses the metaphor of a "rhymin' man," a tall and tan figure who can rhyme at will, to criticize the hypocrisy and deceit of politicians who use language to mask their true intentions.


The first verse of the song ridicules Democrats who can't resist using rhyming propaganda to win votes. The singer ironically calls them "naughty Democrats" and warns them to "play their hand" and to use rhyme at their own peril. The second verse is a scathing indictment of Jesse Jackson, who is portrayed as using the shooting of Martin Luther King Jr. to gain fame and power. The singer accuses Jackson of rubbing King's blood on his shirt and mugging for the cameras in a ruthless quest for attention.


The third verse takes aim at Al Sharpton, who is accused of running for president and cozying up to dictators like Fidel Castro and Yasser Arafat. Sharpton is portrayed as a political clown, a diplomat of little substance, who's only real talent is rhyming on cue. The final verse is a critique of politicians in general, who are lambasted for being phony and insincere. The singer challenges them to be more honest, to speak from their hearts instead of their calculators.


Line by Line Meaning

Rhymin' man,
The character being described is a person who is skilled in creating rhyming verses


Tall and tan,
The person in focus seems to have a charming personality with good looks


Rhyme or reason,
Creating art through poetry or literature, without having a specific reason behind it


Play your hand --
Taking a chance and expressing oneself creatively


Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that
Using rhyme to express oneself on different topics


Oh, you naughty democrat!
Calling out a person in politics for their actions


They say when doctor king got shot,
Referring to the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.


Jesse hatched an evil plot,
Jesse Jackson is accused of having planned something malicious


Dipped his hands in the doctor's blood,
Jackson is figuratively seen as having had direct involvement in King's assassination


'n rubbed his shirt like playin' with mud
Jesse was seemingly unfazed by the tragedy, even playful and cavalier about it


Looked around for all the press
Searching for attention and to be recognized for his actions


'n said: 'check me out, my name is jess!
Boasting and narcissistic behavior, trying to be seen as a strong leader


I'll be known from towns 'n farms --
Ambition to gain publicity from all over the country


Doctor king died in my arms!'
Incorrectly taking credit for King's death


A few years later, legend says,
Talking of another event, some years after the previous event


Rhymin' man made a run for prez
The rhyming man is running for presidency


Farrakhan made him a clown,
Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Nation of Islam, made fun of him and ridiculed his attempt at presidency


Over there near hymie-town
Hymie is considered a derogatory term for Jews, and is used to describe a place with Jews living there


Said he was a diplomat --
Claiming to be a skilled diplomat who could handle foreign relations


Hobbin' an-a-knobbin' with arafat
Being in close contact with Yasser Arafat, former chairman of the Palestine Liberation Organization


Castro was simpatico,
Fidel Castro was seen as friendly or like-minded


But the u.s. voters, they said: 'no!'
The voters of the United States did not support his presidential campaign


Okay, here we go again!
Starting another attempt (at rhyming or politics)


Rhymin' man says he's your friend
The rhyming man claims to be a friend of yours


Any fool can make a rhyme --
Claiming that anybody can create rhymes


Cowboys do it all the time
Criticizing the simplicity of cowboy culture and their easy use of rhyming


People say: 'now he's mature!'
Being acknowledged for having improved and developed as a person


Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure
Cowboys mock the rhyming man's claims


Horse manure!
Exclaiming the mockery of the cowboy culture


That's for sure!
Agreeing with the criticisms and ridicule


You been cheatin' --
Accusing the rhyming man of dishonesty


We kept score!
Noting and keeping track of his actions


Are you 'this'?
Asking if he is one thing in particular


Or are you 'that'?
Asking if he is something else entirely


Oh, you naughty
Calling him out for his supposed bad behavior


Democrat!
Referencing his political affiliation, but also could possibly be referencing his supposed deceitfulness




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