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Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)
Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Roy estrada (vocals)
Bob harris (boy soprano)
Ike willis (vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)
Ed mann (percussion)
Scott thunes (bass)
Chad wackerman (drums)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums)
Craig steward (harmonica)
Dick fegy (mandolin)
Marty krystall (saxophone)

What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere?
Sex
When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair
Sex

What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast
Sex
At yer bongo party an' yer weenie roast
Sex

Even them christians who are born again
Sex
Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then
Sex

Do ya do or don't ya don't
Sex
Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't
Sex

Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet
Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
Who wants t'ride on a ironin' board?
That ain't no fun...i tried me one

Grow that meat all over yer bones
Work the wall with the local jones
'n' while you do it, remember this line
The sniffer says it all the time

"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion..."

Makes no difference if you're young or old
Sex
Don't you act like it's made of gold
Sex

Ladies they need it just like the guys
Sex
Maybe you could use a protein surprise
Sex

Any time, anywhere
Sex
Why d'ya think it's growin' there
Sex

Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it
They complain 'cause it don't last
Who wants to ride on a debutante?
They talks too much...they moves too fast

Watch the scenery while you ride
You can be very warm inside
'n' when the train goes 'round the bend
Check the shrub'ry on the other end

"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'




The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The bigger the cushion..."

Overall Meaning

The song "Sex" by Frank Zappa is a satire on society's obsession with sex. The lyrics provide a commentary on the cultural importance placed on sex and the different attitudes towards it. Zappa sings about how sex is something that is frequently talked about and pursued, even by those who claim to be religious. He also tackles the issue of body image and how women are often pressured into trying to conform to a certain physical ideal. Zappa advises listeners to focus less on the size and shape of their bodies and more on enjoying the act of sex itself. He also critiques the notion that sex is something rare and precious, arguing that it is a natural and common human experience.


Zappa's use of multiple instruments and vocalists creates a layered and dynamic sound that captures the energy and complexity of the subject matter. The song features guitar solos by Steve Vai and Ray White, and vocals by Roy Estrada, Ike Willis, and Bobby Martin. Bob Harris provides the high-pitched boy soprano voice that sings the refrain "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'" throughout the song. The sarcastic tone of the lyrics is enhanced by the use of a drum machine, which lends a somewhat robotic sound to the track.


Overall, "Sex" is a clever and humorous critique of society's obsession with sex and the different attitudes people have towards it. Through his biting lyrics and complex musical arrangements, Frank Zappa provides a thought-provoking commentary on a topic that is often controversial and taboo.


Line by Line Meaning

What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere?
What is the subject that people are discussing everywhere?


When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair
When they want to be sophisticated and charming


What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast
What is the most widespread topic across the country?


At yer bongo party an' yer weenie roast
During your drumming party and your outdoor frankfurter barbecue


Even them christians who are born again
Even the Christians who are spiritually reborn


Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then
Occasionally go out and have sex


Do ya do or don't ya don't
Do you or do you not engage in sexual activity?


Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't
You would be dishonest if you claimed you wouldn't


Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet
Some women attempt it and then try to lose weight


Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
Then they become anxious because they believe they are overweight


Who wants t'ride on a ironin' board?
Who enjoys having sex with someone who has no curves?


That ain't no fun...i tried me one
It's not enjoyable... I've tried it before


Grow that meat all over yer bones
Gain some weight and muscle mass


Work the wall with the local jones
Engage in sexual activity with someone in the immediate area


'n' while you do it, remember this line
And whilst doing so, recall this rhyme


The sniffer says it all the time
The one who sniffs says it repeatedly


"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
"The larger the buttocks, the more pleasurable the experience


The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The more generous the rear end, the more satisfying the sex


The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The greater the size of the posterior, the more enjoyable the intercourse


The bigger the cushion..."
The bigger the buttocks..."


Makes no difference if you're young or old
Age does not matter


Don't you act like it's made of gold
Don't behave as though it's precious


Ladies they need it just like the guys
Women require it as much as men


Maybe you could use a protein surprise
Perhaps you could benefit from a protein-rich treat


Any time, anywhere
Anywhere and at any time


Why d'ya think it's growin' there
Why do you think it exists there?


Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it
Some women try it and don't enjoy it


They complain 'cause it don't last
They complain because it doesn't endure


Who wants to ride on a debutante?
Who wishes to have sex with a young woman of upper-class society?


They talks too much...they moves too fast
They talk excessively and move too quickly


Watch the scenery while you ride
Observe the surroundings while you have sex


You can be very warm inside
You can feel quite snug on the interior


'n' when the train goes 'round the bend
And when the train goes around the curve


Check the shrub'ry on the other end
Inspect the foliage at the other side


"the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
"The larger the buttocks, the more pleasurable the experience


The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The more generous the rear end, the more satisfying the sex


The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'
The greater the size of the posterior, the more enjoyable the intercourse


The bigger the cushion..."
The bigger the buttocks..."




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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Comments from YouTube:

@rosario508

My first Zappa album!  I bought it at a yard sale in the front of the Unitarian Church in Provincetown MA in 1985.

@yeahh8402

That's the comments I like.

@ToddCrispies

Best dude ever.

@turloghobrien6631

Zappa my HERO!

@andrewwilliams9599

Five years before Sir Mix A Lot proclaimed his love for big butts, Spinal Tap and Frank Zappa were there.

@yeahh8402

Best Zappa song. Call me dumb.

@andrewwilliams9599

No, cause I FUCKIN LOVE IT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@bunnygirl893

It's really good

@ToddCrispies

I'll call you a genius.

@TarantuLandoCalcuLingus

Its either this or weasels ripped my flesh for my favorite zappa album cover

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