Qualify and Satisfy
Funkadelic Lyrics


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I'm not conceited by no means (yeah)
I just know what I'm capable of
But if you're looking for some love
I'm qualified to satisfy

Now if your man ain't where it's at (yeah)
Now if he's as corny as that (yeah)
Just tell the square to get his hat (oww!)
I'm qualified to satisfy




Owww!
Yeah

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Funkadelic's song Qualify and Satisfy are all about self-confidence and the ability to satisfy the emotional and physical needs of others. The opening line, "I'm not conceited by no means," is a humble declaration that the singer is aware of their own capabilities and strengths. The following lines go on to reinforce this attitude, as they state that if someone is seeking love or a physical connection, the singer is more than capable of providing it.


The next verse is more specific in its message, as it refers to a situation where someone's current partner is not meeting their needs. The language is fairly aggressive, as the singer refers to the man in question as "corny" and instructs their partner to tell him to "get his hat." This suggests that the singer is confident enough in their own abilities to offer an alternative solution to the problem, and that they believe they are better suited to satisfy their partner's desires.


Ultimately, Qualify and Satisfy is a song about self-assurance and the ability to offer comfort and satisfaction to others. The lyrics are bold and confident, but also playful and irreverent, in keeping with the fun-loving and experimental nature of Funkadelic's music.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm not conceited by no means (yeah)
I don't have an exaggerated sense of self-importance, but I do have a good understanding of my abilities.


I just know what I'm capable of
I have confidence in my abilities and talents.


But if you're looking for some love
If you're searching for affection and intimacy,


I'm qualified to satisfy
I have the ability to fulfill those needs and desires.


Now if your man ain't where it's at (yeah)
If your current romantic partner isn't meeting your expectations,


Now if he's as corny as that (yeah)
If he's uncool or unhip,


Just tell the square to get his hat (oww!)
Tell him to leave and move on.


I'm qualified to satisfy
I have the ability to provide the love and companionship you need.


Owww!
Expressing enthusiasm and excitement about the prospect of being with someone new who appreciates me.




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Comments from YouTube:

B. Rod Clark

this is as psychedelic as blues can get...and mixed with the rawest funk ever

chris edwards

They basically remade muddy waters I'm a man love how eddie just wrnt into his own zone like oh you like jimi well check this out

Amun Donni Ra

Neither Jimi Hendrix, or Muddy Waters has anything to worry about!! This ain't shit but NOISE!!! 👑

B. Rod Clark

@Amun Donni Ra RIGHT!😎

Langston Farmer

That album cover is deep.....

TARKATAN WARKAMP

Please explain it I assume u seen it on acid .. what did you see ? I used to take acid awhile back & see a lot of amazing things I could not see with my normal vision, wonder if you see something we don’t? If not acid what do u see in the cover ?

TARKATAN WARKAMP

I love the cover too but idk what draws me to it i wonder if u could help

chris edwards

@TARKATAN WARKAMP are u high because everything about early funkadelic was about drugs and tripping out

Amun Donni Ra

@TARKATAN WARKAMP the album cover is supposed to be a "Total Eclipse Of The Sun"!!! 👑

TARKATAN WARKAMP

@Amun Donni Ra thank u for the open mind 🙏🏽

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