Biggie/Tupac Live Freestyle )
Funkmaster Flex Lyrics

Where Brooklyn at?, Where Brooklyn at?
Flex is calling out for Brooklyn, as he represents the borough and is ready to show what they're made of.

We gonna do it like this
Flex and his fellow Brooklynites are going to showcase their talents in a unique way.

Anytime your ready, check it!
Flex is ready and willing to go head-to-head with anyone who thinks they can match his skills or those of Brooklyn-based rappers.

I got seven Mac 11's, about eight
Flex has an extensive and diverse collection of firearms.

38's, nine 9's, ten Mac 10's, the shits never ends
Flex has so many guns that he loses count, and he always has access to more.

You can't touch my riches, even if you had
Flex has so much money that no one could ever take it away from him.

MC Hammer and them 357 bitches
Flex is referencing MC Hammer's short-lived gangsta rap phase and his guns of choice.

Biggie Smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht
Flex is referencing Biggie's immense wealth and lavish lifestyle.

The two weed spots, the two hot Glocks
Flex has two spots where he sells pot and two particularly powerful guns to protect himself and his business.

That's how I got the weedspot
Flex acquired his lucrative weed business by killing a man and taking his product.

I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the Lamb spread
Flex murdered a Rastafarian drug dealer and took his money and Lamborghini.

Little Gotti got the shotty to your body
Flex's associate, Little Gotti, is armed with a shotgun and ready to use it against anyone who resists them.

So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
Flex is warning anyone who thinks of opposing him that they will not live to see another holiday season.

I tote guns, I make number runs
Flex carries firearms and trafficks drugs.

I give mc's the runs drippin'
Flex's flow is so sick that other rappers can't compete.

When I throw my clip in the AK
Flex is unstoppable when he loads his AK-47.

I slay from far away
Flex can take out his enemies from a great distance with his guns and skills.

Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
Flex is commanding everyone to get down (on the floor), as he is about to start firing.

My slow flow's remarkable, peace to Matteo
Flex is proud of his laid-back rhyming style and gives a shout-out to his friend Matteo.

Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniffed the yayo
Flex and his crew enjoy smoking pot just as Tony Montana, the artist of Scarface, snorted cocaine.

That's crazy blunts, mad L's
Flex and his friends roll and smoke huge joints and cigars filled with potent marijuana.

My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
Flex's music is highly respected and listened to both outside and inside the prison.

Oh my God, I'm droppin shit like a pigeon
Flex is making a lot of money and putting out a lot of great music, just like a pigeon poops frequently.

I hope you're listenin, smackin' babies at they christening
Flex is saying that he's so good that he'll make you want to dance even at a baby's christening.

Motherfucking Biggie Smalls
Flex is showing respect and admiration for his late friend and hip-hop legend Biggie Smalls.

What you gonna do with it 2Pac?
Flex wonders how Tupac will respond to his boastful rhymes and threats.

Yeah where the motherfuckin thugs at?
Flex is asking where all the dangerous, violent people are.

Throw your motherfucking middle finger
Flex wants everyone to display their rebellious spirit by giving the middle finger to anyone who tries to control or oppress them.

We gonna do this shit like this
Flex is about to start rapping in a bold, confrontational style that reflects the attitude and culture of Brooklyn.

I thank the Lord for my many blessings, though I'm stressin
Tupac is reflecting on his many blessings, such as his fame and fortune, but also acknowledging that he has worries and concerns.

Keep a vest for protection, from the barrel of a Smith & Wesson
Tupac carries a bulletproof vest to protect himself from being shot by someone carrying a handgun.

And all my niggas in the pen, here we go again
Tupac is sending shout-outs to his loyal fans and supporters who are incarcerated.

Ain't nuttin separatin us from a MacK 10
Tupac and his friends will always be loyal to each other and will fight anyone who tries to come between them, using a Mac-10 submachine gun if necessary.

Born in the ghetto as a hustler, hold up
Tupac was raised in poverty and was forced to rely on his street smarts and hustling skills to survive.

A straight soldier, bucking at the busters
Tupac is a brave and fearless warrior who is willing to engage in gunfights with his enemies.

No matter how you try, niggas never die
Tupac is saying that even if people try to kill him, he will continue to live on through his music and legacy.

We just retaliate with hate, then we multiply
Tupac and his friends will respond to hatred with even more hatred, and their ranks will grow stronger as a result.

You see me striking down the block, hitting corners
Tupac is cruising through the streets, looking for trouble and asserting his dominance.

Mobbing like a motherfucker, living like I - wanna
Tupac is living life to the fullest and doing whatever he wants, regardless of the consequences.

And ain't no stopping at the red lights, I'm sideways
Tupac is so reckless and fearless that he doesn't even stop at red lights; instead, he drifts his car sideways through the intersection.

Thug Life motherfucker crime, pays!
Tupac is proud of being a thug and a criminal, as he feels that it has brought him great success and wealth.

Let the cops put they lights on, chase me nigga
Tupac isn't afraid of the police chasing him in their patrol cars; in fact, he dares them to do so, as it's just another thrill for him.

Zig zaggin through the freeway, race me nigga
Tupac is driving recklessly and weaving through traffic, daring anyone to keep up with him.

In a high speed chase with the law
Tupac is currently being pursued by the police in a dangerous car chase that could end in tragedy.

The realest motherfucker, that you ever saw
Tupac is asserting his own authenticity and credibility as a rapper and person, daring anyone to challenge him on it.