Ill Bomb
Funkmaster Flex Lyrics

Pimp shit, uh
Introducing the song with a confident declaration of superiority and coolness

Uh, pimp shit
Reaffirming the introduction and making it clear that the rest of the song will be about 'pimp shit'

Yeah, turn my shit up a little bit
Asking the sound engineer to increase the volume of the music so it can be heard better

My vocals, uh, uh
Acknowledging the importance of the artist's own voice in the song and asking for focus on that

I hypnotize ya eyez and then you recognize
Claiming that the artist's performance is captivating enough to make the listener take notice

That the sparkles of my chrome shoes paralyze
Asserting that the artist's style is so impressive that it can leave a lasting impression on the audience

Gettin' money like this, people want my vibe
Stating that the artist is so successful that others admire them and desire to emulate their success

Full of jealousy and pride, hate the way I ride
Acknowledging that success can invite negative feelings from others and that some may criticize the artist for their choices

Sometimes ya speak, sometimes ya don't
Suggesting that the artist doesn't always speak up but they are always in control

Figure this nigga souped up, cause he couped up
Playing on the words 'souped up' and 'couped up' to describe how the artist is elevated and 'pimped out'

Guaranteed to rip shit, soon as its louped up
Promising that the artist will deliver a great performance as soon as their music is played loudly

Ya niggas slept, 20 girls panties wasn't wet
Boasting that the artist is so irresistible that even women who show no interest in others find themselves affected

I'm a star, double the dick, the double are
Lord Flex views himself above other MCs and brags about his physical prowess

Never score hard to leave the bubble scarred
Implying that Flex is not easily beat and if one tries they will get hurt in the process

Not the car, it's the man, daddy cool put it down
Explaining that the artist's success is mostly due to their skill and charisma rather than their possessions

No comparin' me to ya'll, nigga is such a clown
Asserting the artist's superiority over other less-successful MCs

L.A. worth paper, ask Russell Simmons who put 'em up in that skyscraper
Bringing to attention the fact that the artist is successful enough to help others, including a famous music industry mogul

Ask my dogs up at Fubu, who made them major
Pointing out that the artist's success extends beyond music and has even played a role in the success of a popular fashion brand

LL nigga, now who's next that need a favor
Identifying the artist as LL and hinting that they are open to helping others who need a boost in their own careers

Drop a bomb on 'em
Signalling that the artist is about to deliver a great performance

Remain calm on 'em
Telling the listener to remain focused and collected while the artist performs

Peirce the nipples, throw the LL charm on 'em
Using provocative language to describe the artist's confident and often sexual style

Keep gangsta shit pumpin through my system
Asserting that the artist's music is tough and masculine

When my strobe lights flash you can't miss' em
Claiming that the artist's live shows are visually stunning and an unforgettable experience

Listen
Asking the listener to pay close attention to the artist's words and music

Call my name, ooh
Asking the audience to call out the artist's name, possibly for their own enjoyment or to show appreciation

59th street bridge up a roadway, do about a buck
Describing a location and speed of the artist's car

Pumpin Mobb up in the Cadillac truck, don't give a fuck
Expressing that the artist is listening to music by the rap group Mobb Deep and is not concerned with others' opinions

Gold tint, goldiggen broads getting bent
Suggesting that the artist is wealthy and often enjoys the company of women who are only interested in their money

We can fuck, but you ain't getting 10 cent, Who want it?
Announcing that the artist is available for sex but not as a charity, and challenging others to act similarly

Lay the facts out until the cats out
Explaining that the artist is not afraid to speak the truth until everyone understands

Set 'cha back out, sweat 'cha tracks out, blow out your weed
Asking the listener to dance energetically, and smoke marijuana

You wake up in the mornin to a note, "Nigga had to leave."
Describing a situation in which a woman has left the artist after a night of sexual activity, without any warning

Be easy, you shoulda teased me, instead of bein sleazy
Suggesting that the listener should treat the artist with respect and interest rather than using them for sex

I wouldn't do a threezy, come across more floss than gold teeth
Declaring that the artist will not participate in a three-way sexual activity, and suggesting that their success is beyond material wealth or jewelry

I learned you can't eat, if ya hold beef, with niggas underneath
Expressing that success can only be achieved by avoiding conflict or competition with those who are weaker or less successful

Still I'm a lyrically hold it down
Claiming that the artist is still able to maintain their talent and skill even in the face of success and personal challenges

L back in town, 'case the bell sound for second round
Announcing that LL has come back to town, and is preparing for another round of competition or performance

Some of these old ctas is funny, fuck who's legendary
Insinuating that some artists who are considered legendary are no longer relevant or interesting, and that the artist is focused on their own career and success

I'm tryin to get this money
Reiterating that the artist's primary goal is achieving financial success

Drop a bomb on 'em, and pour a dom on 'em
Announcing another great performance, and suggesting that the artist will celebrate with a bottle of Dom Pérignon champagne

As soon as the track come on, I transform on 'em
Claiming that the artist is so talented that their performance immediately changes the vibe of the room

Keep gangsta shit pumpin through my system
Repeating the idea that the artist's music is masculine and tough

Strobe lights flashin can't miss' em
Reiterating that the artist's live show is a visually impressive experience

Listen
Asking the listener to pay close attention to the end of the song

Call my name, ooh
Asking the audience to call out the artist's name once again

Call my name, uhh
A second request for the audience to call out the artist's name

Call my name, aw yeah
A third and final request for the audience to call out the artist's name

Call my name
A final declaration that the artist's name should be remembered and celebrated