Blond Adonis
Future Bible Heroes Lyrics

I'm the new Greek statue
I am stunningly beautiful and flawless like a statue from ancient Greece

You can take home and enjoy
People desire me so much that they want to take me home and admire me

I'm the dream of every queen
Every woman in the world fantasizes about me and dreams of being with me

The world's most gorgeous boy
I am the epitome of male beauty and attractiveness

I'm the billion dollar baby
I am worth a lot of money because of my stunning looks

With a million dollar smile
My smile is perfect and worth a lot of money

I'm the toast of every coast
I am celebrated and admired by everyone on every coast (of any country)

And I can't sing, oh, honey
Although I do not possess any particular musical talent, everything else about me makes up for it

Blond Adonis on the endless autobahn
I am so attractive that even while traveling high speeds on the endless autobahn, people still know and admire me

Blond Adonis on the cover of a magazine
I am so attractive and well-known that I am often featured on the cover of popular magazines

Blond Adonis on the golden streets of Cannes
Even when surrounded by so much beauty in the golden streets of Cannes, I am still the most attractive person there

Blond Adonis on the silver screen
I am so attractive and talented that I am a star of the silver screen (movies)

I'm the new sex object
I am such a desirable person that people view me as a sex object

And I am God's gift to you
I am so perfect and beautiful that I am like a gift from God to anyone who gets to be with me

I'm the blond with tousled frond
My blonde hair is perfectly tousled, messy but still perfectly attractive

And eyes of baby blue
My blue eyes are just like a baby's - innocent and perfect

I can't sing, but
Although I have no musical abilities, people still desire me greatly

I can do some things
I may not be able to sing, but I possess other skills that are just as impressive and breathtaking

That leave you breathless
My talents and abilities are so impressive that they will take your breath away with excitement and admiration

Take me home and leave the light off
People are so attracted to me that they want to have me in their homes, but only in the dark where they can admire me privately

You'll see why I'm famous
Once you experience my stunning looks and abilities, you will understand why I am world famous

I'm the last of the master race
I am the last of the most beautiful and perfect people that will ever exist

The grand Teutonic plague
My beauty is so powerful that it can be compared to a devastating and unstoppable sickness

My computer-generated face is all the rage
Even in a world of technological advancement, my natural beauty and looks surpass anything that can be created or generated by computer

I'm continuously updated, I never age
One of my most amazing talents is that I never seem to age and continuously update my perfect looks

I'm only an actor, and the whole world is a stage
Although I am an actor, my life is like a never-ending show where everyone wants to be near me and see me perform